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booster11373
02-15-2005, 09:18 AM
some examples

this is probaly the best of the lot, but there are others

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art/hotfelon3.jpg
the rest (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/hotfelon1.html)

Ladies and Gentlemen My unlimited Love to Y'all

TheMojoPin
02-15-2005, 09:22 AM
150 pounds?

What's she hidding beneath that photo?

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JPMNICK
02-15-2005, 09:23 AM
mojo beat me to it. Looks like someone is BDL (BIG DOWN LOW).

maybe they weighed her with all that weed on her.

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Kevin
02-15-2005, 09:25 AM
She must have some Junk in the trunk.

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Jimmy Fallon kissing Drew Barrymore -- on the field, on live TV -- right after the Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years. In fact, they were shown in a closeup within 60 seconds of the final out. And every Red Sox fan is determined to pretend that this never happened, and that it didn't taint the moment even a little bit ... so it wasn't a huge deal.

Iamnotatool
02-15-2005, 09:28 AM
I know that bitch, she was pregnant when she was arrested.

She's actually 23 now, still living in Orlando.

Cute girl.

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kevcala
02-15-2005, 09:29 AM
That's so funny. . . I saw these yesterday, and I went through about 3 of the drug ones before I realized that was their weight, not the weight of the drugs they were caught with.

I thought that one girl got busted with 80 lbs of coke

EDIT: It's funny, the cokehead weighs 80 lbs, and the pot head weighs 150.

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SilentSpic
02-15-2005, 09:40 AM
<img src="http://www.silentpix.com/images/ronfez/mug_shot_strippers.jpg" width="450">

Stripper Sextet In Dirty Dancing Bust
Florida women nabbed after getting too close for patrons's comfort

JANUARY 11--Meet the ladies of Cabaret Internationale. The six exotic dancers pictured below were just busted as part of an undercover operation run by the Seminole County Sheriff's Office. According to investigators, the gals were blatantly violating a local ordinance forbidding strippers from dancing within three feet of patrons. Of course, when agents showed up at the Casselberry, Florida club early Saturday morning, the 36-inch rule was being gloriously ignored. As recounted in these incident reports, agents saw two performers touching, kissing, and spanking each other's buttocks.

Full Report on <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0111051strippers1.html" target="_blank">TheSmokingGun.com</a>

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booster11373
02-15-2005, 09:46 AM
The darkness is diffently there freind

Ladies and Gentlemen My unlimited Love to Y'all

whiteboy1457
02-15-2005, 09:50 AM
mmm... ill take the one with the asshole on her chin

MASTA MEAT

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BoondockSaint
02-15-2005, 09:51 AM
If you fellas would like to meet an inmate might I suggest http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/index.html

Caged heat.
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/covergirl25.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/squrl/barfly.jpg

kevcala
02-15-2005, 09:57 AM
If that stripper picture was the left 2/3's of the Brady Bunch grid, I'd take Alice.

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Iamnotatool
02-15-2005, 10:18 AM
Hottest thread ever. Bad girls rock!

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INFOSTUD
02-15-2005, 11:35 AM
It's great to know that law enforcement officials are tackling the issues that threaten our safety.

Damn it: go catch some real criminals!!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v448/INFOSTUD/infostud.jpg

Iamnotatool
02-15-2005, 12:17 PM
Karri Ance, that chick in the top picture, turns 22 today. Hapy Birthday Karri!! Smoke em if you got em!!1

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gypsy
02-15-2005, 12:31 PM
The Florida teacher who did the eight year old

kevcala
02-15-2005, 01:01 PM
If you fellas would like to meet an inmate might I suggest http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/index.html
The website has a search feature so I put in "won't murder me upon release"

I'm still sorting through the results.


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Hottub
02-15-2005, 01:16 PM
I got mine!!! (http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/jasmine-8564b.htm)

<img src=" http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v381/artemisentreri/hottub2.gif"border=0 align=right>
so does that mean that it was
"THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?"
Staples
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kevcala
02-15-2005, 01:28 PM
I got mine!!! (http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/jasmine-8564b.htm)


Too late sucker, she's already purchased . . . by me


http://home.hvc.rr.com/kevcala/shopping_cart.jpg



I'm sorry, but couldn't they have tried to find a better graphic for this. "Add to Shopping Cart" makes it sound like I'm gonna be posting one of these profiles soon for hacking some chick up and stuffing her in a shopping cart.




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Bulldogcakes
02-15-2005, 02:59 PM
I cant decide
Between Melinda (http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/melinda-8465w.htm)
and Veronica (http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/veronyka-8528h.htm)

I'd LOVE to know what they're in for!


http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/76422236.jpg


Ow! Hey! Get that net offa me! Ouch! Help!! Somebody HELP!!!!

This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 2-15-05 @ 7:00 PM

Kevin
02-15-2005, 03:07 PM
How the hell did Veronyka wind up in prison. She seems to have had her life in so much order!!!!!

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Jimmy Fallon kissing Drew Barrymore -- on the field, on live TV -- right after the Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years. In fact, they were shown in a closeup within 60 seconds of the final out. And every Red Sox fan is determined to pretend that this never happened, and that it didn't taint the moment even a little bit ... so it wasn't a huge deal.

DJEvelEd
02-15-2005, 03:20 PM
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/Veronyka-8528H.jpg

Yum!

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Bulldogcakes
02-15-2005, 03:24 PM
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/Veronyka-8528H.jpg
I love to cook homemade Mexican meals among other dishes.

I think I'm in love

http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/76422236.jpg


Ow! Hey! Get that net offa me! Ouch! Help!! Somebody HELP!!!!

Hottub
02-15-2005, 03:28 PM
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/Jasmine-8564B.jpg

No way, me and kevcala will be pullin' a train on this bitch!

<img src=" http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v381/artemisentreri/hottub2.gif"border=0 align=right>
so does that mean that it was
"THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?"
Staples
The Cruising Vessel (http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41)
Check out silentpix.com

DJEvelEd
02-15-2005, 03:41 PM
Meet my future exwife:

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/straight/Adreanna-7099W.jpg

Drool you bastards DROOL!!!!!!!!

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furie
02-15-2005, 03:44 PM
anyone notice most are from florida?


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Bulldogcakes
02-15-2005, 03:45 PM
She has that look in her eyes. The one that says "I'll kill you in your sleep!"

http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/76422236.jpg


Ow! Hey! Get that net offa me! Ouch! Help!! Somebody HELP!!!!

BoondockSaint
02-15-2005, 03:47 PM
This one is mine, so back off.
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/Jennifer-8533B.jpg


I'm seeking the perfect master to control this faithful slut. I'm willing to stay on my knees to serve you. I'm also good at following orders when I'm told to do something. I wouldn't like a master who can control this slut in me. So I'm a slut seeking a good master.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/squrl/barfly.jpg

Bulldogcakes
02-15-2005, 03:50 PM
I'm seeking the perfect master to control this faithful slut. I'm willing to stay on my knees to serve you. I'm also good at following orders when I'm told to do something. I wouldn't like a master who can control this slut in me. So I'm a slut seeking a good master.


Deep down, aren't they all?

http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/76422236.jpg


Ow! Hey! Get that net offa me! Ouch! Help!! Somebody HELP!!!!

DJEvelEd
02-15-2005, 04:17 PM
Deep down, aren't they all?


Superficial or deep down......that wound is deep.

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Iamnotatool
02-15-2005, 07:32 PM
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/Jasmine-8564B.jpg

Is that toe in the top pic on the left?

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mothershucker
02-15-2005, 08:46 PM
anyone notice most are from florida?


Yeah, all but one. Also, none did jail time. That is what is wrong with this fucking country, no one goes to jail unless you kill someone, and then they give you five years. I say cain them all!

Anyone notice one coke whore weighed 80 pounds?

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker

Hosp
02-16-2005, 06:11 AM
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/Melinda-8465W.jpg

I am a Hispanic young lady who is very classy and sassy and <b>very naughty behind closed doors</b>. I am ambitious, have good communication skills. I love to pose in the nude for my mate - only his eyes can see, feel, touch. I'm open minded, outgoing, caring, loyalty, sexy, adventurous, compassionate. <b>I love all outdoor activities </b>and indoor activities if you think you're the one for me.


<b>very naughty behind closed doors<b>

Obviously.

<b>I love all outdoor activities </b>

Release Date: 1-24-08, you may just have a problem there.

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TheMojoPin
02-16-2005, 07:14 AM
I love to pose in the nude for my mate

Whenever someone uses "mate," it makes them sound like somebody that'll devour their partner after sex.

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Iamnotatool
02-16-2005, 07:30 AM
All the good shit happens in south florida.

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Fallon
02-16-2005, 09:58 AM
Not a hot chick, but it's from this morning.

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050216/capt.ns10802161804.kid_rock_charged_ns108.jpg

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Bulldogcakes
02-16-2005, 04:10 PM
Release Date: 1-24-08, you may just have a problem there.

No, dum dum. What you have there is a PERFECT RELATIONSHIP!! Conjugal visits, throw in a few e-mails, and I'll see you the next time I'm in the neighborhood.

This may be the only way to bring back the 50's style relationship. Where the woman stays home waiting for you. Lock her up, and all of a sudden I'm Dick Van Dyke! Sweet!

http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/76422236.jpg


Ow! Hey! Get that net offa me! Ouch! Help!! Somebody HELP!!!!