View Full Version : I Sat Next To An Obese Woman And Didn't Get Up!
DJEvelEd
02-15-2005, 11:04 AM
Despite what some of you may think of me, I'm actually a very polite person. The other day I caught a commuter bus from the Exchange Place and it was a full bus with few seats. One seat that was available was next to an OBESE black woman. (actually a HALF of a seat). I sat down and she was very nice and sat forward for me so I could squeeze my half cheek onto the seat. After we got to East Brunswick, the bus started to empty out. There were single seats available but I thought I would offend this woman if I got up and sat with someone skinnier, so I stayed sitting there with half my butt in the isle for an extra 10 minutes. Would anyone else have sat there uncomfortable just so as not to offend a fat person? She didn't smell and was VERY nice so there I sat...
....much longer than I had to.
Right or wrong?
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walking joint
02-15-2005, 11:09 AM
i never like to sit in the back of the bus, so i would have moved.
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JPMNICK
02-15-2005, 11:11 AM
I have been in this situtation before. I would have gotten up as soon as possible.
I can not stand being squished in a seat because of an obese person. Them (or any stranger) skin touching me makes me SICK
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keithy_19
02-15-2005, 11:24 AM
I think you could have moved and if the lady was offended then she's stupid.
I do think it was nice of you to be considerate of her feelings though.
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StupidGirlllll
02-15-2005, 11:45 AM
Did you ever consider the fat ladies feelings she probably wanted you to get up tpp...but she did not want to offend the crazy skinny white boy...
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mdr55
02-15-2005, 12:57 PM
I guess that bus had no heat huh.
ChickenHawk
02-15-2005, 01:41 PM
Incorrect.
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Iamnotatool
02-15-2005, 02:10 PM
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I didn't want yo' skinny ass next to me anyway!!
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FUNKMAN
02-15-2005, 02:11 PM
i give the lady alot of credit for not getting up
;)
it was nice but you know you sat there for purely sexual reasons
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Bulldogcakes
02-15-2005, 02:26 PM
Nice Guy Test
Stays next to Fat Lady-5 points
Starts conversation with fat lady-10 points
Asks for her phone #-25 points
Actually calls her-50 points
Actually goes out with her-100 points
Fucks her fat brains out-100,000 points
You have a long way to go for a perfect score DJ
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torker
02-15-2005, 02:33 PM
The dirver should have told her to move to the back of the bus.
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sr71blackbird
02-15-2005, 02:33 PM
i never like to sit in the back of the bus
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DJEvelEd
02-15-2005, 02:50 PM
it was nice but you know you sat there for purely sexual reasons
Alot of thoughts go through ones head on a long bus trip. She had a GREAT personality (I actually had my headphones off conversatin) nice skin, and would have been attractive if she lost 400+lbs.(no joke) At one point our thighs were grinding and jiggling together over some rough road and I really felt alot of heat coming off her leg. I thought how soft & wet she would be. It was a fleeting thought that was squashed totally when I got a look at her ass/saddlebags. When she got up she actually got thinner.
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cumbiero_81
02-16-2005, 05:30 AM
nice skin, and would have been attractive if she lost 400+lbs.(no joke)..... At one point our thighs were grinding and jiggling together over some rough road and I really felt alot of heat coming off her leg. I thought how soft & wet she would be.
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