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wilee
02-17-2005, 08:20 AM
"Re-imaging" Looney Tunes? (http://www.denverpost.com/Stories/0,1413,36~78~2714803,00.html)

What the? Why not come up with something new instead of messing up a classic?

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Snoogans
02-17-2005, 08:36 AM
just show the damn cartoons the way they are. put them in prime time, thursday night road runner, friday night bugs, monday night foghorn leghorn and chickenhawk

id watch that before id watch anything on WB

they should do Zapped too

ITs Dave Chappelle, and you been ZAPPED!!!!

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Melrapuo
02-17-2005, 08:41 AM
Names for the new characters haven't been finalized, but they are likely to be derived from the originals: Buzz Bunny, for example.


BUZZ Bunny? Give me a fucking break.

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02-17-2005, 09:16 AM
awful, simply awful

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02-17-2005, 09:19 AM
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02-17-2005, 10:23 AM
Wow they have things in 5XL? when you go beyond 3 you need to start looking for help.

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ChickenHawk
02-17-2005, 10:34 AM
Did someone say my name?

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Snoogans
02-17-2005, 10:42 AM
i meant the actual chickenhawk, like the cartoon

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fluffernutter
02-17-2005, 03:44 PM
Unbelievable.

Looney Tunes should have died right along with Mel Blanc. I can't even handle the new voices of the characters much less this new fangled Lunatics garbage. I am appalled. Makes me want to even more want to help try and bring back spirit of the classic cartoons of old. New characters set in the style of my icons.

Appalling. I feel somewhat violated.

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'Loonatics' characters are descendants of original Looney Tunes characters Wile E. Coyote, Taz, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Lola Bunny and Road Runner.

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ChickenHawk
02-17-2005, 04:10 PM
i meant the actual chickenhawk, like the cartoon
Yeah, I was just.... I... ah, forget it.

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BoondockSaint
02-17-2005, 04:21 PM
Keith Olberman is about to rip this apart on Countdown.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
02-17-2005, 04:24 PM
They're ruining Looney Tunes because most kids these days can't focus on cartoons unless they cause seizures.


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HBox
02-17-2005, 04:30 PM
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I know some of you won't like this, but they just wanted characters with attitude. They're edgy. They're in your face. You've heard the expression "Let's get busy!" Well, these characters get biz-zay! Consistently and thoroughly. They're proactive. They create a totally outrageous paradigm. And these aren't just buzzwords that people use to act important!

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ChickenHawk
02-17-2005, 04:34 PM
Are "edgy" and "in-your-face" codewords for "cheaper animation"?

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badorties
02-17-2005, 04:44 PM
it's all about money, and establishing the brand for years to come ... unfortunately, it seems they are reducing brilliant writing and gorgeous artwork to lowly standards ...

it's a bit sad that the edge and brilliant wit of the looney tunes is not reaching the target markets anymore ... they already tried 'tiny toons' to re-invent the brand ...

i guess we're all getting old and can't comprehend whay the ideal, perfect icon of buggs bunny is being lost on later generations ...



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fluffernutter
02-17-2005, 04:48 PM
Why couldn't they just create new characters then instead of getting jizzy with the old ones?

All I gotta say is there is not much left sacred from my childhood and if ANYONE, ANYONE FUCKS with the Three Stooges, I might as well just give up. Not to say that the old Looney Tunes are ruined for me but it is just the whole principle.

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FMJeff
02-17-2005, 08:44 PM
What do you expect, honestly? Originality? Creativity? Give me a break...its easier to blow shit up than tell a joke...

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TheGameHHH
02-17-2005, 08:55 PM
can we at least resurrect Mel Blanc to do the voice work?

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Doogie
02-17-2005, 09:18 PM
Have we learned nothing from the Simpsons??

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02-17-2005, 09:19 PM
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MHasegawa
02-17-2005, 11:31 PM
You guys need to relax. It's just a cartoon, like any of you were gonna watch it.

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PapaBear
02-18-2005, 02:11 AM
I wish I could go back to channel 20 (in DC) and channel 45 (in Baltimore) and tape/video capture cartoons the way they were played in the early to mid 70's. I'd like to show them to my kids the way they were when I watched them.

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JustJon
02-18-2005, 10:04 AM
They're ruining Looney Tunes because most kids these days can't focus on cartoons unless they cause seizures.
My 2 year old nephew's attention span is about as short as mine, but he will stop to watch the Looney Tunes Golden Collection DVDs with me.

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badorties
02-18-2005, 10:17 AM
can we at least resurrect Mel Blanc to do the voice work?



they'll probably re-image the voices, as well ... probably make it 'extreme' ...



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ChickenHawk
02-18-2005, 11:02 AM
I love how the attempt to cheapen and dumb down our culture for today's generation is so BLATENT. The characters are so crudely drawn and simplified that they literally assigned COLOR CODING to each character, because they all look so fucking ALIKE. You have your blue character, your orange character, the green character, etc.

Those new drawings are fucking pathetic.

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02-18-2005, 01:51 PM
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TheMojoPin
02-18-2005, 03:00 PM
I already saw this cartoon, and it sucked.

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curtoid
02-20-2005, 05:56 AM
They just ran a piece on it on CBS Sunday Morning, and the head of WB Animation seemed completely clueless - they also talked with kids and showed them pictures of "Bugs Bunny" and "Buzz Bunny" and one little boy said that "Buzz" looked evil.

To their defense, Tiny Toons was basically the same thing as this, done back in the 1980s/1990s.

However, it really does just smack of over marketing - this is New Coke meets Poochie (good pull) meets that stupid animated animal in those "XL EXTREME DRINKS."



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DJEvelEd
02-20-2005, 06:07 AM
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Wile looks cool

Taz is on roids (cool)

Buzz SUCKS!!!

Daffy looks tougher.

Lola is an ugly slut with big ass feet.

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DJEvelEd
02-20-2005, 06:55 AM
http://www.post-gazette.com/images3/wb_loonaticsposter_350.jpg

The names have been changed to protect the innnocent...

Slick (Wile E. Coyote)
Roadster (Road Runner)
Spaz (Taz)
Lexi (Lola Bunny)
Duck (Daffy Duck)
Buzz (Bugs Bunny)


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TheMojoPin
02-20-2005, 07:01 AM
Wasn't Lola just created within the last 10 years for that awful "Space Jam" flick?

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fluffernutter
02-20-2005, 09:41 AM
They don't even have PUPILS!!! The hell?!?

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Kevin
02-20-2005, 10:40 AM
Its just more proof that there is no more creative people int the Entertainment Bizz. Look at these god awful Movies, shows, and music. Everything that is out there has been done before. Or a sad attempt at a remake. No creativity whatsoever

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WRESTLINGFAN
02-21-2005, 07:48 AM
This is absolute heresy!!!!!

I dont care, I just don't care, I really dont care. F U Howard Stern!!!!!

ChickenHawk
02-21-2005, 09:22 AM
Not having pupils saves significant time in animation. Now they don't even have to be looking at anything when they talk. Exaggerated facial expressions are one of the things that Looney Tunes INVENTED... These characters' eyes can't even pop out of their heads, cuz they don't HAVE eyes.

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booster11373
03-11-2005, 12:29 PM
heres someones pretty funny idea of what the new Buzz Bunny will sound and act like

Fucking extreme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/223809)

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HBox
03-11-2005, 12:38 PM
That was great.

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JamMaster
03-11-2005, 01:11 PM
http://www.post-gazette.com/images3/wb_loonaticsposter_350.jpg

The names have been changed to protect the innnocent...

Slick (Wile E. Coyote)
Roadster (Road Runner)
Spaz (Taz)
Lexi (Lola Bunny)
Duck (Daffy Duck)
Buzz (Bugs Bunny)


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Kinda looks like the evil bunny from Donnie Darko
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JustJon
03-14-2005, 10:38 AM
Seems that Buzz Bunny already exists, and is stepping on someone's trademarks/copyrights. The existing Buzz Bunny is a cartoon character for adult products and there are vibrators with the same name.

Feel free to Google it, I couldn't look up the story/pictures safely here at work.

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