Bad Pick-Up Lines

[ChickenHawk]

"Hi, I'd like to explore your vagina."

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[Kevin]

Would you like a chicken Parm?

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Jimmy Fallon kissing Drew Barrymore -- on the field, on live TV -- right after the Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years. In fact, they were shown in a closeup within 60 seconds of the final out. And every Red Sox fan is determined to pretend that this never happened, and that it didn't taint the moment even a little bit ... so it wasn't a huge deal.

[IrishAlkey]

Do you like having your dick sucked?

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[Iamnotatool]

"Hi, my name is Snoogans!"

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[JPMNICK]

I can still hear her muffled screams....

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[Kevin]

HAHAHAHA ZING!!!

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Jimmy Fallon kissing Drew Barrymore -- on the field, on live TV -- right after the Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years. In fact, they were shown in a closeup within 60 seconds of the final out. And every Red Sox fan is determined to pretend that this never happened, and that it didn't taint the moment even a little bit ... so it wasn't a huge deal.

[StupidGirlllll]

this 1 is actually a little clever...some1 asked me to borrow my phone once & called his phone to get my #...this 1 is good....you must be tired..cause u have been running around in my head all day

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[Kevin]

You must of just come from space. Beacuse your Ass is out of this world

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Jimmy Fallon kissing Drew Barrymore -- on the field, on live TV -- right after the Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years. In fact, they were shown in a closeup within 60 seconds of the final out. And every Red Sox fan is determined to pretend that this never happened, and that it didn't taint the moment even a little bit ... so it wasn't a huge deal.

[JPMNICK]

this 1 is actually a little clever...some1 asked me to borrow my phone once & called his phone to get my #...this 1 is good....you must be tired..cause u have been running around in my head all day



On this board, mine would be:

what is you aversion to typing the word ONE

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This message was edited by JPMNICK on 2-23-05 @ 4:51 PM

[kevcala]

What do you say, you and I lock crotches and swap gravy?

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[Iamnotatool]

"If you don't want to get pregnant, I can cum in your mouth."

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[Hottub]

Care for a high-protien tonsil wash?

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so does that mean that it was
"THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?"
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[FUNKMAN]

would you go out with me? if not, that's okay!

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[Ronnie_Dobbs]

"Does this rag smell like ether to you?"

[Bulldogcakes]

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"Hi, how ya doin. So I got my tongue up this chicks ass . . . . "

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[Iamnotatool]

Does this rag smell like ether to you?"

Bravo sir.




"Is your daddy a terrorist? Cause you da bomb!!!"

I suck

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[DJEvelEd]

This ALWAYS starts bad and ends worse:


Kock: "Paper or plastic?"

Kunt: "Plastic you fucking loser!!!"

Kock: "I bet if I didn't work here you would lick my warty Taint Seam!

Kunt: "Your dumb-ass has a warty Taint Seam? Show it to me you fucking scumbag!

Kock: "Look!"
*Warty Taint Seam exposed to Kunt*

Kunt: "I have that shit too asshole! Look at mine you stupid fuck!"

*Flies gather as the stink rises*

Kock: "Ooooo FANCY!!!!!!!!!!"

New Delhi Owner: "GET OUT OF MY STORE YOU MOTHERFUCKS!!! TAKE YOUR FUCKING AND SUCKING ELSEWHERE!!!!

Kock & Kunt Together: "FUCK YOU, GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM YA PRICK FUCK YA!!!!"

...and it just spirals down from there. NO fucking! NO sucking! Just Kock and a Kunt parting...

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[FUNKMAN]

you are as unique and beautiful as a snowflake and i bet you would melt if you were on my face

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[Hottub]

Hey baby, I haven't had a flare-up in weeks!

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so does that mean that it was
"THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?"
Staples
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[JPMNICK]

what are we going to do about this?

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[torker]

Do you get cunt~boogers?

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[WNEWstinks]

I've been told my pick up line is bad, but it works.

'Your mommy did tell me to pick you up from school today.'

Works every time.

I'M GETTING A BIG ASS!!!

[DJEvelEd]

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Harold: "So you got alot of baggage huh?

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[ChickenHawk]

what are we going to do about this?
HAHAHahhAhA! YES!

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[Green Lantern]

Want to fuck!

Haven't we met at the free clinc before.

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[FUNKMAN]

Hey darling, can I buy you a couple of drinks, hmm?
Lookin' for Mr. Goodbar, 'cause here he is.
Wait a minute, I've got it,
You're an Italian.
Ha? You're Jewish?
Oh. love your nails.
You must be a Libra.
To your place or mine?


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[Iamnotatool]

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Ever try the shocker?

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[DJEvelEd]

Dr. Howard: "How 'bout after your hysterectomy we go out for some clams huh?

Dr. Fine: "How 'bout after your colonoscopy we go out for Mexican food?

Dr. Howard: "How 'bout after your spongebath we go play bingo?



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[FUNKMAN]

you got a cigarette? i left mine in the machine


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[Justice4all]

Nice Shoes!!
Wanna fuck?


Or maybe...
Let's hang out and whatever happens...happens (that's for someone special!)

my personal favorite...
(after you send a drink her way)
No no...just wanted to thank you for smiling the way you do...it's beautiful.

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"Did you catch all of that in your mouth??"
"You betcha!!!!!"
"That's disgusting"
"Shut up and keep sucking!"

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[HBox]

I've got a cheese grater, a banana, a jungle gym and a donkey. How's about it?

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[ChickenHawk]

Every time I look at you I wonder how you style your pubes.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

"I think we were both serfs on a feudal farm together in a past life."

I kid you not. I was fed that line of bullshit. I think it was on an Earth Day or some hippie bullshit reason for being.

I win.


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[DJEvelEd]

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Jake: "How much for your women? The little girl... how much for the little girl?"




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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I still win. Mine was for real.

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My dog likes Cheese Doodles. And YooHoo.

[A.J.]

"I think we were both serfs on a feudal farm together in a past life."

I kid you not. I was fed that line of bullshit. I think it was on an Earth Day or some hippie bullshit reason for being.

I win.


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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 2-24-05 @ 4:16 AM

You should have said "Serfs? Pfft -- I only date vassals."

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[DJEvelEd]

I still win. Mine was for real.


I thought I heard the cowbell on THIS one:


Dr. Howard: "How 'bout after your spongebath we go play bingo?


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[mikeyboy]

I thought I heard the cowbell on THIS one:


Dr. Howard: "How 'bout after your spongebath we go play bingo?


Nope. That was the tinnitus.

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[Bulldogcakes]

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"Here's $100 bucks, how bout a blowjob you filthy whore? Ooowhh!!!"

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[JustJon]

"Want to go back to my place, get a pizza and fuck?"
If she says no, "What? You don't like pizza?"

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[SatCam]

I always do it the WNEWStinks way... "hey, wanna come over for a sleepover? We can read scary stories, tell jokes, play board games..."

Then I fuck her when she's sleeping.

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[Donnielimes]

i learned this one at summer camp when iwas 7.
"Can i stick my finger in your belly button?" it's never failed.

"Good Times/Noodle Salad, Thats my story"

[Neogoon]

"Hi."

I guess it's only bad when I try to use it.

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[jocefus]

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because i can see my self in your pants



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[WRESTLINGFAN]

I believe women have a right to choose.. So where do you want it? In the Vag or in the can?

I dont care, I just don't care, I really dont care. F U Howard Stern!!!!!

[SatCam]

"asl?"

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[ChickenHawk]

"Hi, can you touch my penis with the inside of your vagina?"

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[FUNKMAN]

if i said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?




just made that up






riiiiiiiggggghhhhhht!

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[Bulldogcakes]

"Heaven, must be missing an angel. Missing an angel child, cause you're here with me right now"

Not just a bad pick up line, a bad song as well.

The 70's were LOADED with songs that were bad pick up lines

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If you're wondering, Yes.

[FUNKMAN]

is that your nose or are you eating a banana?


usually doesn't go over too well

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[DJEvelEd]

Can I spit into your stinkhole?

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