It's shooting out of both ends

[Iamnotatool]

I'm shitting soup and puking up stuff I've never eaten.

Seriously, if you listened to me shit today, you'da thunk I was taking a leak. Then puke involuntarly starts flying out my mouth. Gotta love being sick!!

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[SatCam]

As am I!

Just not shitting and vomiting...

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[angrymissy]

whoooo I had the same thing last week for 4 days

It was awful - I was shitting pure black liquid like 6 or 7 times a day and getting awful cramps from it. Everyone at my job got it - I could see people running out of meeting rooms dashing to the bathroom. The only thing that worked for me was drinking chicken broth and gatorade until it finally passed.

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[BoondockSaint]

Ed in 3,2,1....

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[Iamnotatool]

I've been doing the Gatorade thing all day, have now moved onto a little Pepsi, figuring the carbonation might help a bit.

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[Bulldogcakes]

Tool, you've had quite a month. First a car accident, now you're sick. What next? . . . . . . .

Go blind from all that porn?

Drop your bong in your lap and get 3rd degree burns?

Carlos Beltran and Pedro die in a plane crash?

Scary shit . . .


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[sr71blackbird]

I think Im about to get hammed with whatever this is too.. I was pissing out my ass a few days ago and today I got the shakes and feel light headed. Heaven help me!

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[DJEvelEd]

Sorry I'm late...

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That DOES seem to manifest certain socially redeeming characteristics!!!


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[A.J.]

I had that a month or so ago. I hate that feeling of pissing out of your asshole.

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[furie]

i had that once, puking and shitting at the same time.
I was in OKC, crapping in the toilet while leaning over and puking in the sink. it was a rough morning.


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[Iamnotatool]

Still feel shitty, still pissing out my ass.

Running out of Gatorade.



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[sr71blackbird]

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[DJEvelEd]

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NICE!!!

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[DJEvelEd]

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[Iamnotatool]

I finally was able to fart without sharting. Yaaayy me!!

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[JPMNICK]

I finally was able to fart without sharting. Yaaayy me!!



thats big news!

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[Iamnotatool]

After wrecking 3 pairs of boxers, it certainly is!

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[Death Metal Moe]

Ed's arch nemesis:

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[Yerdaddy]

Try the Ass Pees in the Middle East. Had it six times in the last two months. I've been travelling with an amoeba named Mahmoud since New Years and today I'm getting the German doctors at the only descent hospital in Yemen to evict the little bastard.

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[Iamnotatool]

Ladies and gentlemen, and you too Ed!


I proudly give to you, for the 1st time in 3 days....SOLID POOPS!!!!!

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[A.J.]

Congratulations!

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[Iamnotatool]

I'm so proud.

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[monsterone]

way to shit buddy!!!

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[FUNKMAN]

it's something how them little tiny bugs can mess you up like that

go out and have a nice steak and baked potato to celebrate

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[Iamnotatool]

Fuck that, it was the 3 slices of pepperoni form Nicky's in White Plains that got the dutes flowin!

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[monsterone]

dutes


you have italians living in your ass cuz i heard that's what dootdadoo's do.

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[Fallon]

Yesterday at about this time I got a two cheeseburger meal from Burger King and when I got home I felt like shit and threw up every twenty minutes for about twelve hours.

I still got the shits and haven't eaten since BK. Never again will I get a burger from there.

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[A.J.]

I don't know what I ate yesterday but I was (to quote a friend) "rocketing Yoo-Hoo out of my ass".

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[angrymissy]

still got the shits and haven't eaten since BK. Never again will I get a burger from there.


The same thing happened to me when BK had 2 burgers for $1. I got home and shat pure liquid that even smelled like Burger King burgers. That made me throw up. I will never eat their burgers again.

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