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FMJeff
03-03-2005, 02:37 AM
They're discussing this on O&A now...apparently he ran over his puppy with his SUV.

From DNMSHOW.COM

Don started off the show by explaining that yesterday afternoon that while he was driving to the station, he accidently ran over Rudy (one of Don and Freda's dogs). Don was pretty freaked out and shook up about the whole situation; and unfortunatly Rudy passed away after Don and Freda took him to the vet due to the extent of his injuries. Don doesn't care that everyone will call him a p***y because he is guilt stricken about the whole situation, and he just wasn't up to doing the show. Everyone here at DNMShow wish to express their sympathy to Don and Freda over the loss of Rudy (and no, that is not a joke or meant to be mean spirited...the man lost a dog...so ya had to suffer through a Best Of...suck it up and deal with it).


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DJEvelEd
03-03-2005, 02:39 AM
AWFUL! I hate this story!!!

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LordJezo
03-03-2005, 03:49 AM
His theme song. (http://www.wavlist.com/humor/003/deadpup.wav)

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Billy Staples
03-03-2005, 03:59 AM
I hear it was actually suicide

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(this story is so morbidly hysterical actually, I am laughing while typing)

Tenbatsuzen
03-03-2005, 04:15 AM
Apparently Rudy had eaten Don's prime rib the night before.



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Ndugu
03-03-2005, 04:16 AM
thats pretty fuckin funny billy




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Uncle Smokey
03-03-2005, 04:23 AM
I hear it was actually suicide



Speaking of which, aren't you overdue by now?

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fluffernutter
03-03-2005, 04:33 AM
I sure hope this isn't being made fun of. Pretty tragic to lose a pet. Especially like this. Even hitting the random squirrel or possum makes me a bit queasy but a puppy? Damn that sucks.

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JPMNICK
03-03-2005, 04:36 AM
I heard it was not Freda's dog, but his girlfriend Adriana's. He is just telling people he ran over it, but what really happened was after he shot up, he sat on its head an suffocated it.

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IamFogHat
03-03-2005, 04:43 AM
Anyway, if I ran over my dog I would hate myself forever. Don's not going to read this, but my sympathies go out to him anyway.

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curtoid
03-03-2005, 04:57 AM
I know that Don has always talked about their dogs over the years. I remember years ago they had an elderly dog named "Brandy," a little dog named Max and a big German Shephard named "Col. Klink."

I sure hope this isn't being made fun of. Pretty tragic to lose a pet. Especially like this. Even hitting the random squirrel or possum makes me a bit queasy but a puppy? Damn that sucks.

Man....one time I was driving a moving truck and I accidently ran over a squirrel that sort of darted back and forth in the middle of the road - I squished the back part of it's body, and when I looked in the rear view mirror it was still alive enough to crawl towards the side of the road, like it was a soldier sneaking into battle. I still get really queasy thinking about it.



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Reephdweller
03-03-2005, 04:58 AM
I heard it was not Freda's dog, but his girlfriend Adriana's. He is just telling people he ran over it, but what really happened was after he shot up, he sat on its head an suffocated it.



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mikeyboy
03-03-2005, 05:07 AM
Ugh. That's really sad. I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

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mdr55
03-03-2005, 05:09 AM
I hope his SUV didn't get damaged.


Murderer!!!! Someone call PETA.

JPMNICK
03-03-2005, 05:23 AM
reef as I was typing that I was thinking to myself how much you were going to like that one.

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03-03-2005, 05:30 AM
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TheMojoPin
03-03-2005, 06:54 AM
Why is this even in this forum in the first place?

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HBox
03-03-2005, 07:03 AM
Why is this even in this forum in the first place?

This is the perfect forum to mock somebody over their dead dog.

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Reephdweller
03-03-2005, 07:34 AM
I agree, I posted this in the correct forum never thinking this was a "news" story. That plus my topic title is WAY better than this one...

Is Don on the dog? A Goddamn Dog Death Dedication

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Crippler
03-03-2005, 07:45 AM
Even though I was never really a fan of Don & Mike, I listened to every show at least a little at the height of WNEW's all talk format, so I remember stories about this pup. It was named after (or at least they joked that it was) a friend of Don's who was in TV, and Don would do an impression of the pup talking with a Green Bay accent.

It's sad, and I couldn't imagine the guilt I would feel about accidentally killing a dog, let alone my own. I feel for the guy, this is an awful situation.

Apparently Rudy had eaten Don's prime rib the night before.
I never thought I would get a laugh out of a thread about a dead dog, but I have to give credit, that was funny.

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Tenbatsuzen
03-03-2005, 08:08 AM
Why is this even in this forum in the first place?



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DJEvelEd
03-03-2005, 08:36 AM
Man....one time I was driving a moving truck and I accidently ran over a squirrel that sort of darted back and forth in the middle of the road - I squished the back part of it's body, and when I looked in the rear view mirror it was still alive enough to crawl towards the side of the road, like it was a soldier sneaking into battle. I still get really queasy thinking about it.


A courteous human being would go back and put the creature out of his misery OR bring it to a vet. You are obviously an insensitive idiot who I wish the most VILE things upon. ARE YOU JUST CRUEL BECAUSE I CAN SHOW YOU CRUEL!!! REAL TOUGH GUY KILLING A SQUIRRIL SLOWLY!!! YOU SUCK SIR!!!! GET IN THE COFFIN LIVE!!!

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JPMNICK
03-03-2005, 08:39 AM
you have to be crazy to go back and help a hurt wild animal. you never know if they will bite or claw at you. with their filthy dieseases, why take a risk.

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JohnnyCash
03-03-2005, 08:44 AM
Don is a tool -but I am sorry about his dog. Its always sad to lose a pet.

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gypsy
03-03-2005, 08:46 AM
I once accidentally hit a squirell with my bike at Burke Lake, and my dad made me finish him off. I'm pretty sure that his back had been broken.

silera
03-03-2005, 09:05 AM
I once accidentally hit a squirell with my bike at Burke Lake, and my dad made me finish him off.


Very humane of you to give him a happy ending.


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curtoid
03-03-2005, 09:27 AM
A courteous human being would go back and put the creature out of his misery OR bring it to a vet. You are obviously an insensitive idiot who I wish the most VILE things upon. ARE YOU JUST CRUEL BECAUSE I CAN SHOW YOU CRUEL!!! REAL TOUGH GUY KILLING A SQUIRRIL SLOWLY!!! YOU SUCK SIR!!!! GET IN THE COFFIN LIVE!!!

Well, if I could have I would have done something.



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ChickenHawk
03-03-2005, 09:52 AM
What, NO PICTURES?!

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DJEvelEd
03-03-2005, 12:08 PM
I saved a turtle from imminent danger by risking my pathetic life, running across a busy highway to save him. I put him in a lake, he didn't thank me, but that was OK. I felt great!!!

I saw a dog hit by a car on the side of the road and he was still alive. I stopped and called a cop and I hope that the cop put him down because his brains were hanging out and he was whimpering like a little baby and looking at us for help with his sad eyes. It was AWFUL!!!
YOU PEOPLE SHOULD STOP AND HELP! THERE'S NOTHING LIKE DYING ALONE, COLD AND SCARED!!! INNOCENT ANIMALS SUFFERING MAKES ME INSANELY CRAZY & VIOLENT!!!


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fiestygal
03-03-2005, 12:53 PM
man there is a name i had not heard in forever...

anywho.. i had an aquaintance who was practicing field hockey in her drive way and hit her dog in the head with her stick and killed it

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03-03-2005, 01:54 PM
He backed over the wrong bitch.
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03-03-2005, 02:42 PM
Why would Don run over his wife?............ I just do not get it. BOOOOBOOOO NOOOOOOOO

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DJEvelEd
03-03-2005, 02:48 PM
How could an SUV run over Freida? It's would be swallowed up by her gaping vagina. The truck would AT LEAST lose traction on her floppy kuntlips...

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03-03-2005, 03:01 PM
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Is she still on the show?

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HelghastElite
03-03-2005, 04:09 PM
Can someone explain to me why a hack DJ and his dead dog is supposed to be newsworthy?

Reephdweller
03-03-2005, 04:16 PM
Is she still on the show?



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03-03-2005, 04:35 PM
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LOL

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Death Metal Moe
03-03-2005, 04:43 PM
Can someone explain to me why a hack DJ and his dead dog is supposed to be newsworthy?



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Heavy
05-05-2005, 01:43 AM
I heard Don fucked her ass so hard her colon fell out and she bled to death. -AP

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05-05-2005, 04:20 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>I once accidentally hit a squirell with my bike at Burke Lake, and my dad made me finish him off. I'm pretty sure that his back had been broken. <p><br />Once I was riding in a truck going from one job to the other on Twin Lakes Drive in Fredericksburg.</p><p>A squirrel ran out in the road and got his ass-end run over, flattened like a pancake.</p><p>The front half was fine, and it was funny seeing his little arms scrambling lickety-split to drag the flattened back half off the road....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>funny stuff.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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05-06-2005, 02:26 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>I heard Don fucked her ass so hard her colon fell out and she bled to death. -AP <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=JohneeWadd" border="0" /> A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina HORDE KING FOREVER!!! ORACLE NEVER!!! AWWW MAN!!!!&nbsp; Sorry Wadd!&nbsp; I wish I had noticed that you tried to get the AP game going in this thread back when you posted this.&nbsp; That would have been fun.<br />

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Heavy
05-07-2005, 02:26 AM
Apparently I missed out on the &quot;AP game&quot;.&nbsp; How did it work???!!

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TheMojoPin
05-07-2005, 07:48 AM
Who cares...bring back the &quot;long story&quot; thread...that was Wadd's shining moment.

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Heavy
05-07-2005, 02:30 PM
No Mo, that threads done forever.&nbsp; Theres no bringing it back.&nbsp; This AP game sound golden though

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05-07-2005, 03:02 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>No Mo, that threads done forever.&nbsp; Theres no bringing it back.&nbsp; <br />Nope.&nbsp; <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/82/Topic/28096/page/Long_story_game_.htm#bottom" target="_self">It's right here.</a>

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Death Metal Moe
05-07-2005, 07:28 PM
It may be a click away, but it's time has passed.&nbsp; Put it in the staff room with all my best threads.

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