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GFord1997
03-03-2005, 03:57 AM
Yesterday, while visiting DC, (Since they are no longer on in Baltimore), I caught the tail end discussion about a story that Intern Keisha once "did" her entire college golf team. I'm not sure is they were just telling ajoke or if it was an actual story. Someone please let me know. Is there an audio stream of yesterday's show?

THis is why I HATE Live 105.7 in Baltimore. Bring back ron and fez !!!!!!!

IamFogHat
03-03-2005, 04:46 AM
It was a joke. Keisha had told them in the break before about three threesomes she had been in and so Ron and J Dubbs ran with the permiscuous bit. It was a really funny night.

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curtoid
03-03-2005, 05:30 AM
It was a joke. Keisha had told them in the break before about three threesomes she had been in and so Ron and J Dubbs ran with the permiscuous bit. It was a really funny night.

It was a VERY silly show. Very, very funny. One of my favorite lines of the night was when Fez said that "Clementine" was Vietnamese for "Performance Anxiety."



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GFord1997
03-03-2005, 10:05 AM
Its pretty hard to imagine Kiesha in a threesome, let alone three of them. She seems so conservative over the radio.

Are their any pics of her and the entire crew of R&F. Just to put the face with the voices.

BALTIMORE, 105.7, BRING BACK RON AND FEZ :mad:

Billy Staples
03-03-2005, 10:28 AM
doing a golf team...wouldn't that be considerd a...

Foursome?

staples

Tenbatsuzen
03-03-2005, 11:08 AM
doing a golf team...wouldn't that be considerd a...

Foursome?

staples



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Iamnotatool
03-03-2005, 11:39 AM
Billy, go die somewhere, painfully and more important, quietly.

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Tenbatsuzen
03-03-2005, 11:41 AM
Note to self: Photoshop the road sign to indicate Moonachie.



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bobrobot
03-03-2005, 12:13 PM
When doing a golf club, I guess you start at the handle and work yer way down, not the other way, n'est pas?

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Billy Staples
03-03-2005, 12:21 PM
DEAREST IAMNOTATOOL


first off, yeah you are, but you will get your wish. I am def, most definitely not leaving or going away anywhere. Just the contrary, I will be around alot more...but I unfortunately not be posting much for other reasons I cant get into.
I will always be here...and even better in the near future

stick to the naked chick sites with 12 year olds...we all do what we do best...and soon we will


Staples

ADF
03-03-2005, 12:22 PM
Go for the gust, three wood head-first, I say!

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mair
03-03-2005, 12:24 PM
man what does this broad look like dude, is she hot? where are some pictures

mdr55
03-03-2005, 12:43 PM
is she hot?



Funk, how's that for a 1st post. This guy's a natural!

mdr55
03-03-2005, 12:44 PM
So is she hot?

Tenbatsuzen
03-03-2005, 01:11 PM
I will always be here...and even better in the near future




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curtoid
03-03-2005, 04:37 PM
So is she hot?

Imagine mixing Dorothy Dandridgecwith Scarlett Johansen crossed with a Billy Dee Williams in a dress, and you tell me!

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aihsek8
03-03-2005, 04:47 PM
Imagine mixing Dorothy Dandridgecwith Scarlett Johansen crossed with a Billy Dee Williams in a dress, and you tell me!

aihsek8
03-03-2005, 04:48 PM
what the hell is the billy dee williams thing? i am hot, and look nothing like a man.

-k

Billy Staples
03-03-2005, 04:56 PM
????

Billy Dee Williams is a very pretty man


Staples

curtoid
03-03-2005, 04:57 PM
what the hell is the billy dee williams thing? i am hot, and look nothing like a man.

BDW was a sexy man back in the day. Nothing to be ashamed about - people tell me that I look like saucy Bea Arthur ALL the time.

Just say, "YES!"



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Fallon
03-03-2005, 04:59 PM
I just imagine Aisha Tyler and I listen happily.

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ADF
03-03-2005, 05:01 PM
Are we talking Halle Berry hot or regular chick on the street hot.

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Tenbatsuzen
03-03-2005, 05:16 PM
????

Billy Dee Williams is a very pretty man


Staples



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curtoid
03-03-2005, 05:18 PM
Just imagine Faith Evans crossed with Faith Hill crossed with Faith Ford - just look for her in the latest Trillville video.



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bobrobot
03-03-2005, 05:27 PM
Just imagine Faith Evans crossed with Faith Hill crossed with Faith Ford - just look for her in the latest Trillville video.
WOW !!! This is Greek to me, and I'm sittin down !!!

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Zipgun
03-03-2005, 05:48 PM
I just imagine Aisha Tyler and I listen happily.



I do the same thing.












But then Joey comes in, and he just says some stupid thing, and I just get all annoyed and have to shower.

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curtoid
03-03-2005, 06:11 PM
WOW !!! This is Greek to me, and I'm sittin down

Ba-Bo...just so you can understand...imagine Ella Fitzgerald from the "Abbott & Costello" movie crossed with "Boots Malone" from "Hillbillies In the Haunted House," and Gloria Swanson from "Sadie Thompson."



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mikeyboy
03-03-2005, 06:47 PM
Because you animals insist, pictures of Keshia:

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suedeface
03-03-2005, 06:56 PM
oh...

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TheMojoPin
03-03-2005, 06:57 PM
I had no idea the former lead singer of the Sneaker Pimps was working for the R&F Show.

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IrishAlkey
03-03-2005, 06:58 PM
Golfers always stick together.

Makes sense now...

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suedeface
03-03-2005, 07:03 PM
Gay friends. Makes sense now.

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Zipgun
03-03-2005, 07:05 PM
Keshia is a very cute girl.




Too bad I'm not gay and I live in a different state. Otherwise, I think she'd be cool to hang out with.

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IrishAlkey
03-03-2005, 07:12 PM
Too bad I'm not gay and I live in a different state.


Based on the first part of this statement, the different state you're in must be denial.


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Zipgun
03-03-2005, 07:14 PM
Wanna make out?

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IrishAlkey
03-03-2005, 07:16 PM
Immediately.

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Zipgun
03-03-2005, 07:18 PM
Just a couple of fellas hanging out, rubbing our bald heads, sharing our feelings.

Nothing wrong with that.

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aihsek8
03-03-2005, 07:28 PM
for the record, i don't only hang out with gay men, and actually last weekend i broke up with most of my gay boyfriends. they really are bitches.

IrishAlkey
03-03-2005, 07:29 PM
Let's take this somewhere private before Mojo tries to chime in.

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Zipgun
03-03-2005, 07:32 PM
Okay, but Keshia is coming with us and I want Clementine to direct.

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JPMNICK
03-03-2005, 07:39 PM
i loved her in the facts of life

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aihsek8
03-03-2005, 07:52 PM
[quote]i loved her in the facts of life

and i was awesome in living single too

aihsek8
03-03-2005, 07:55 PM
god damn this board i can't figure out how it works. whatever, i'm going to bed.

Zipgun
03-03-2005, 08:05 PM
whatever, i'm going to bed


Okay... so scene one is finished. That's five people!


Let's get set up for the next shot.

We're going to need some softer lighting...

Get craft services to bring in some fresh food...

Bring in the tequila...

Let's get Nipsey Russell into makeup and let's get ready to roll people!



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mdr55
03-03-2005, 08:05 PM
Holy Smokes! They got Keisha to do the Golf Club challenge.

HelghastElite
03-03-2005, 10:39 PM
I had no idea the former lead singer of the Sneaker Pimps was working for the R&F Show.


Okay, I'll admit that got a healthy guffaw out of me.

I guess there is a resemblance based upon that first pic of mikey's, but on the whole I'd say Kelli is much hotter, no offense to Keisha.

bobrobot
03-04-2005, 03:39 AM
WOW !!! This is Greek to me, and I'm sittin down
Bo-Bo...just so you can understand...imagine Ella Fitzgerald from the "Abbott & Costello" movie crossed with "Boots Malone" from "Hillbillies In the Haunted House," and Gloria Swanson from "Sadie Thompson."
Now yer swingin my language, Gate! Solid!!! BTW The A&C flick Ella made was "Ride'em Cowboy," and she laid out her hit, "A Tisket, A Tasket." AWWW REET a rooney...





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GFord1997
03-04-2005, 04:09 AM
I don't know about the rest of you, but I think she looks cute.

But its still hard to imagine she participated in threesomes.

curtoid
03-04-2005, 04:12 AM
Keisha is not only a cutie, but her father was a black panther - very cute.

Now yer swingin my language, Gate! Solid!!! BTW The A&C flick Ella made was "Ride'em Cowboy," and she laid out her hit, "A Tisket, A Tasket." AWWW REET a rooney...

When I worked at Smithsonian, our office was right off of public space, right behind the Ella exhibit (3rd floor of NMAH - near the doll house, behind the now closed ceramics hall). They played a DVD of Ella through the years, and every 21 minutes "Tisket" would come on from th movie - it became like Chinese water torture. She was very cute in it, btw.



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GFord1997
03-04-2005, 04:57 AM
[quote]Keisha is not only a cutie, but her father was a black panther - very cute.

A Black Panther? Are You Sure?

GFord1997
03-04-2005, 04:58 AM
Are You sure about the "Black Panther" Statement?

monsterone
03-04-2005, 05:25 AM
doing a golf team...wouldn't that be considerd a...

Foursome?

staples







possibly they got a minus toe in one.

mer her ha her hah mer ha ma ma

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mikeyboy
03-04-2005, 05:52 AM
Are You sure about the "Black Panther" Statement?



That's what she said on the air.

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Justice4all
03-04-2005, 06:30 AM
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Hey I KNOW where that exit is!
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GFord1997
03-04-2005, 06:50 AM
Are You sure about the "Black Panther" Statement?



That's what she said on the air.

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WOW. So I guess that means the FCC and FBI are seriously monitroing the Ron and Fez show now

curtoid
03-04-2005, 06:53 AM
WOW. So I guess that means the FCC and FBI are seriously monitroing the Ron and Fez show now

They always do.

Listen tonight at 7:30 for a replay when they thought they were finally busted!



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Tenbatsuzen
03-04-2005, 07:28 AM
doing a golf team...wouldn't that be considerd a...

Foursome?

staples







possibly they got a minus toe in one.

mer her ha her hah mer ha ma ma

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Wow... need an egg nog parmesan. Meh heh ha ha meh hah hah



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IamFogHat
03-04-2005, 09:18 AM
Meh, I'd hit it.

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curtoid
03-04-2005, 10:45 AM
Meh, I'd hit it.

Of course you would - it would be awesome.

Come on out to Thursdays tonight and not only might you get lucky, but if a little Vietnamese girl is there, you might star in your own porno too.

True.



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ADF
03-04-2005, 11:10 AM
Wait, I'm confused.. is it "Keisha" or "Keshia"? The latter looks like it would be pronounced "ku-shee-uh," whereas the former would be "quiche-uh."

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mikeyboy
03-04-2005, 11:16 AM
Keshia.

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ADF
03-04-2005, 11:19 AM
So is it "keesh-ya"? That would be the only way it would make sense.

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GFord1997
03-04-2005, 11:22 AM
So is it "keesh-ya"? That would be the only way it would make sense.

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THE MISPELLING OF HER NAME IS MY FAULT. When I started this thread, I used the spelling that I am accustomed to seeing. I have seen it spelled "Keisha" Sorry about that.

pmouth
03-04-2005, 12:38 PM
man it looks like this chick has got big jugs, imagine her being put in a threesome and looking like a rotisserie chicken with a stick in each side

GFord1997
03-04-2005, 12:49 PM
man it looks like this chick has got big jugs, imagine her being put in a threesome and looking like a rotisserie chicken with a stick in each side



A Rotisserie Chicken? Dude, you have some imagination!!!!!!!!!

Billy Staples
03-04-2005, 01:28 PM
Re: Keisha's last picture

damn...I never wished I was a fake white polo pony before

and of course she grew up a little....she is a very very attractive person..can't wait to meet her


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torker
03-04-2005, 07:04 PM
I never wished I was a fake white polo pony before


I have a string of poloponies.

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Zipgun
03-04-2005, 08:35 PM
damn...I never wished I was a fake white polo pony before



She was a fucking child you ped!

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