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Death Metal Moe
03-03-2005, 04:57 PM
You know the drill. I'll sit here taking hits of vodka as you type stupid things for me to answer. I figured since there's a mess of people signed on tonight, I'd try this old fave.

ASK PUNK BITCHES!!!!!!!!

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Snoogans
03-03-2005, 04:57 PM
who is gonna win the NBA title

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Fallon
03-03-2005, 04:58 PM
Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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Death Metal Moe
03-03-2005, 04:59 PM
who is gonna win the NBA title

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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

Some black guys.

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Death Metal Moe
03-03-2005, 05:00 PM
Who is your daddy and what does he do?



His name is Mohamed and he does Maintenance at a local company. He'll be there 16 years this summer! Congrats pops!

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This message was edited by Death_Metal Moe on 3-3-05 @ 9:01 PM
Reephdweller
03-03-2005, 05:00 PM
Which do you hate more, black ice or black guys?

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canofsoup15
03-03-2005, 05:02 PM
Linkin Park or Led Zeppelin?

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Death Metal Moe
03-03-2005, 05:03 PM
Which do you hate more, black ice or black guys?

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Black guys who intentionally spill water on the highway on cold nights. They piss me the fuck off.

::anotther swig...........Ohhhhhhhh that's good cheap liquor!!!!!!!!::

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Kevin
03-03-2005, 05:03 PM
Whats in this Site? (http://eatabullet.com/)

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Big Thanx to Fallon.

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Death Metal Moe
03-03-2005, 05:05 PM
Linkin Park or Led Zeppelin?



Linkin Park. I give props to one of the roots of TRUE METAL, but I'm going with LP. Sorry if you don't like it, but you can always sit on it and rotate.

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This message was edited by Death_Metal Moe on 3-3-05 @ 9:06 PM
HBox
03-03-2005, 05:07 PM
Are you a dog murderer?

Let Us Trim Our Hair In Accordance with Socialist Lifestyle!
Death Metal Moe
03-03-2005, 05:08 PM
[quote]Whats in this Site? (http://eatabullet.com/)
/quote]

It's the one true route to salvation, my son. It is the light, the truth. Embrace it. Love it. Accept it.....in your baloon knot.

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HBox
03-03-2005, 05:09 PM
AND WHERE ARE THOSE PICTURES I WAS SUPPOSED TO SEE!?

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Death Metal Moe
03-03-2005, 05:09 PM
Are you a dog murderer?


No, I have talent.

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DJEvelEd
03-03-2005, 05:10 PM
How many sexual partners have you had excluding yourself?

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Fallon
03-03-2005, 05:10 PM
Whats in this Site? (http://eatabullet.com/)

You Whore!!!

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SilentSpic
03-03-2005, 05:11 PM
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Death Metal Moe
03-03-2005, 05:12 PM
AND WHERE ARE THOSE PICTURES I WAS SUPPOSED TO SEE!?

Let Us Trim Our Hair In Accordance with Socialist Lifestyle!

Just check out this site (http://www.unhallowed.com)

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sr71blackbird
03-03-2005, 05:12 PM
What material are drum skins made out of?

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IrishAlkey
03-03-2005, 05:13 PM
When are you leaving again?

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Hottub
03-03-2005, 05:14 PM
Why does Antrax get no respect??

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so does that mean that it was
"THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?"
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Death Metal Moe
03-03-2005, 05:14 PM
How many sexual partners have you had excluding yourself?

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Well I'll exclude myself, but do I exclude Cyber Sex and barnyard animals? Because that number could push the total WAAAAAAY up my sick friend.

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DJEvelEd
03-03-2005, 05:15 PM
How many sexual partners have you had excluding yourself?

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Well I'll exclude myself, but do I exclude Cyber Sex and barnyard animals? Because that number could push the total WAAAAAAY up my sick friend.

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WHOS ASKIN THE QUESTIONS HERE RUMMY?!?!?!

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Death Metal Moe
03-03-2005, 05:16 PM
<center>Who's the GREATEST musical tastes on the planet?

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Metalheads are the greatest musicians on the planet. We all know it.

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Death Metal Moe
03-03-2005, 05:17 PM
What material are drum skins made out of?

The foreskin of whales. That's why there so tasty!

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Hottub
03-03-2005, 05:18 PM
The boss buys us breakfast from the Fairmount Diner every Friday.

Should I get the...

Bacon, egg and cheese on a hard roll
Bacon, Egg, and Tomato on a Hard Roll
Scrambled, bacon and tomato on a Hard Roll
Taylor Ham, Fried, and cheese on a Hard roll
...or a Cheesebuger with fried onions?



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so does that mean that it was
"THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?"
Staples
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Death Metal Moe
03-03-2005, 05:19 PM
When are you leaving again?

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When you hurt my feelings again, you putz.

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Death Metal Moe
03-03-2005, 05:20 PM
Why does Antrax get no respect??

<img src=" http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v381/artemisentreri/hottub2.gif"border=0 align=right>
so does that mean that it was
"THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?"
Staples
See The Cruising Vessel (http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41)
Check out silentpix.com

Because they suck. Sorry to break it to you liek this.

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Kevin
03-03-2005, 05:22 PM
Homo says what?

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This message was edited by Kevin on 3-3-05 @ 9:23 PM
Death Metal Moe
03-03-2005, 05:23 PM
The boss buys us breakfast from the Fairmount Diner every Friday.

Should I get the...

Bacon, egg and cheese on a hard roll
Bacon, Egg, and Tomato on a Hard Roll
Scrambled, bacon and tomato on a Hard Roll
Taylor Ham, Fried, and cheese on a Hard roll
...or a Cheesebuger with fried onions?



<img src=" http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v381/artemisentreri/hottub2.gif"border=0 align=right>
so does that mean that it was
"THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?"
Staples
See The Cruising Vessel (http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41)
Check out silentpix.com

Your boss sounds like a good guy.

I'd say none of the above and try what I love from my local deli:

The Mixed Grill Burger.

1/3 of a pound burger with Taylor Ham and cheese! Oh GOD it's good!

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Death Metal Moe
03-03-2005, 05:24 PM
Homo says what?

A homo resizes poorly. Sorry bro. Try again, I'm not THAT drunk.

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Hottub
03-03-2005, 05:24 PM
1/3 of a pound burger with Taylor Ham and cheese! Oh GOD it's good!


done and done!!
Thanks drunken Moe!!!

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so does that mean that it was
"THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?"
Staples
See The Cruising Vessel (http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41)
Check out silentpix.com
IrishAlkey
03-03-2005, 05:26 PM
When are you leaving again?

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When you hurt my feelings again, you putz.



Game on!

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Death Metal Moe
03-03-2005, 05:26 PM
1/3 of a pound burger with Taylor Ham and cheese! Oh GOD it's good!


done and done!!
Thanks drunken Moe!!!

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so does that mean that it was
"THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?"
Staples
See The Cruising Vessel (http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41)
Check out silentpix.com

I got you shit covered, nephew!

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Death Metal Moe
03-03-2005, 05:27 PM
When are you leaving again?

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When you hurt my feelings again, you putz.



Game on!

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What can you say to me that I haven't thought of myself already?

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Tall_James
03-03-2005, 05:30 PM
Where's the CD you were going to send me?

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ChickenHawk
03-03-2005, 05:30 PM
Which one did the thing?

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Death Metal Moe
03-03-2005, 05:32 PM
Where's the CD you were going to send me?

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Oh Jesus. Yea, sorry about that James. You and about 5 other people are probably wondering that too. I stink. Your CD is actually sitting in an OUT pile on my desk. I just suck. I'll mail it my Tall Brotha.

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Tall_James
03-03-2005, 05:33 PM
Hah! Made you feel guilty you drunken sot! My work here is done!

(maniacal laughter)

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Death Metal Moe
03-03-2005, 05:33 PM
Which one did the thing?

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They guy with the gimpy leg. No, not him, the other one with the mustache.

Yea, him. Go talk to him.

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DJEvelEd
03-03-2005, 05:33 PM
How many sexual partners have you had excluding yourself?

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Well I'll exclude myself, but do I exclude Cyber Sex and barnyard animals? Because that number could push the total WAAAAAAY up my sick friend.

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WHOS ASKIN THE QUESTIONS HERE RUMMY?!?!?!

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That's TWO questions you danced around!!!


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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 3-3-05 @ 9:35 PM
Tall_James
03-03-2005, 05:34 PM
You need to drink more. Your typing is still legible.

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Death Metal Moe
03-03-2005, 05:35 PM
How many sexual partners have you had excluding yourself?

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:) FLING :) :) FLING :) ........... :gasp: SPLATT :gasp: :gasp: SPLATT :gasp:
PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS
SPONSORED BY:"THE FCESTOF CSAR" BY SOP c464 B.C.


Well I'll exclude myself, but do I exclude Cyber Sex and barnyard animals? Because that number could push the total WAAAAAAY up my sick friend.

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<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
<A HREF="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</A>

WHOS ASKIN THE QUESTIONS HERE RUMMY?!?!?!

<img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg">
:) FLING :) :) FLING :) ........... :gasp: SPLATT :gasp: :gasp: SPLATT :gasp:
PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS
SPONSORED BY:"THE FCESTOF CSAR" BY SOP c464 B.C.

That's TWO questions you danced around!!!


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:) FLING :) :) FLING :) ........... :gasp: SPLATT :gasp: :gasp: SPLATT :gasp:
PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS
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I'm the Fred Estaire of posting. Plus, your poop fetish sickens me. I'm gonna go drink some more Bush Kool Aid now Ed.

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Tall_James
03-03-2005, 05:36 PM
Hillary, Kerry or Gore in 2008?

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Death Metal Moe
03-03-2005, 05:37 PM
You need to drink more. Your typing is still legible.

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I'm just taking my time responding. But yea, I'm still drinking here. If I suddenly fall asleep, then you're gonna know it becasue there's gonna be nomore responses.

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Death Metal Moe
03-03-2005, 05:38 PM
Hillary, Kerry or Gore in 2008?

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I'd vote Kennedy before I voted any of those pieces of trash.

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Tall_James
03-03-2005, 05:39 PM
Canned Corned Beef Hash or Turkey Bacon?

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Hottub
03-03-2005, 05:45 PM
Who really killed Mary?

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so does that mean that it was
"THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?"
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03-03-2005, 05:48 PM
Betty or Veronica?

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Death Metal Moe
03-03-2005, 05:49 PM
Canned Corned Beef Hash or Turkey Bacon?

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Canned Corned Beef, no question. Turkey Bacon is a blasphemy.

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canofsoup15
03-03-2005, 05:50 PM
Spam Sandwich or a nice Feces Sandwich?

You ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

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Doomstone
03-03-2005, 05:54 PM
How old were you when you dropped out of school?

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Death Metal Moe
03-03-2005, 05:56 PM
Who really killed Mary?

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so does that mean that it was
"THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?"
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Jesus.

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Death Metal Moe
03-03-2005, 05:58 PM
Betty or Veronica?

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The black haired one. She seems like a goer.

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Death Metal Moe
03-03-2005, 06:04 PM
Spam Sandwich or a nice Feces Sandwich?

You ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?



Oh come on! That's 2!

Spam of couse. Feces fetishes make me ill.

And what do you consider the cut off for fat?

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Death Metal Moe
03-03-2005, 06:05 PM
How old were you when you dropped out of school?

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I left college due to lack of funds and interest at about 20 or so.

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smiler grogan
03-03-2005, 06:15 PM
What are we gonna do about this?
Death Metal Moe
03-03-2005, 06:18 PM
What are we gonna do about this?



We're gonna raise a bottle to our lips and drink deep of the magical liquid.

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BoondockSaint
03-03-2005, 06:19 PM
What is the best way to cook lobsters on my grill?

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canofsoup15
03-03-2005, 06:21 PM
Can i find the lawn gnomes over that hill or around that corner.

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Death Metal Moe
03-03-2005, 06:22 PM
What is the best way to cook lobsters on my grill?

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I don't really like seafood, but I'd guess just a simple combination of olive oil, salt and pepper with some lemon at the last minute. I was always a believer in letting the flavor of what you are cooking come through.

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Death Metal Moe
03-03-2005, 06:23 PM
Can i find the lawn gnomes over that hill or around that corner.

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It's not that fucking Roaming Gnome, is it? DAMN HIM!!!!!!!!!!!

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Snoogans
03-03-2005, 06:36 PM
Are you gellin?

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Doomstone
03-03-2005, 06:39 PM
Do you blame Democrats for the fact that you're a failure in life?

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Death Metal Moe
03-03-2005, 06:39 PM
Are you gellin?

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GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

I'm rebelllin', Yellin', smellin', but NEVER GELLIN'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOD I HATE those commercials.

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Death Metal Moe
03-03-2005, 06:41 PM
Do you blame Democrats for the fact that you're a failure in life?

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I'm not and I'm not sure why you're trying to get under my skin in a joke thread. Take it outside fag.

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Doomstone
03-03-2005, 06:43 PM
You're not drunk enough

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IrishAlkey
03-03-2005, 06:43 PM
That's a lot of skin!

*badump chhh*

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Snoogans
03-03-2005, 06:44 PM
if mr goodwrench was a tool, what kind of tool would he be?

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BoondockSaint
03-03-2005, 06:45 PM
Do you get a commission from Modell's "Gotta go to Mo's" motto?

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Death Metal Moe
03-03-2005, 06:47 PM
You're not drunk enough

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You are right about that. For some reason, everytime I drink now, I stop after awhile and start to sober up again about an hour later. It's a bad idea because I usually get that "coming back down" headache. I feel OK tonight though.

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Death Metal Moe
03-03-2005, 06:48 PM
if mr goodwrench was a tool, what kind of tool would he be?

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heisnotatool

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Death Metal Moe
03-03-2005, 06:50 PM
Do you get a commission from Modell's "Gotta go to Mo's" motto?

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Ive had people use that jingle to make fun of me. I WISH I was getting something for it. So gay.

But thanks for asking and getting me upset at a radio ad.

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mdr55
03-03-2005, 06:50 PM
Is Canadian Bacon made in the USA?
Death Metal Moe
03-03-2005, 06:51 PM
OK, sorry folks, but I must sleep now. Thanks for playing. It was pretty fun.

PEACE!!!!!!!!

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Death Metal Moe
03-03-2005, 06:53 PM
Is Canadian Bacon made in the USA?



AAAAAAARHGHHGH!!!!!!! MDR PULLED ME BACK IN FOR ONE MORE!!!!!!!

That shit is just HAM and it SUCKS!! DO NOT INSULT our great country by even suggesting that shit comes from us! IT's FOREIGN!!!!!!!!!

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mdr55
03-03-2005, 07:02 PM
How come they don't call it Canadian Ham instead of Bacon?
Kevin
03-03-2005, 08:13 PM
This is for the Morn...... How ya feeling big man?

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fluffernutter
03-03-2005, 08:26 PM
It is an insult to Canada to even call that shit Canadian OR bacon for that matter.

The real bacon from Canada, Back Bacon (or British Bacon) wipes the US Bacon off the map.

http://www.andrewarmstrongbutchers.co.uk/images/smokedback.jpg

Moe, you ever have the bacon ends that they have bundled up at the market? You can eat that stuff like a bacon steak.

Actually, if you go to your local Shop Rite, where they have the hot dogs and regular bacon and maybe even SCRAPPLE you can find Irish Back Bacon which is pretty damn good. Maybe like 5 bucks or so but damn if it isn't worth it.

And Moe, one thing I have always wondered, why Republican? Just always curious.

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03-03-2005, 08:32 PM
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Good damn Fluff. That could be the funniest thing i have ever seen.

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mdr55
03-17-2005, 05:31 PM
Are you drunk yet??
Death Metal Moe
03-17-2005, 05:43 PM
Ummmmm, I was drunk like 2 weeks ago.

Sorry, not drinking tonight.

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ChickenHawk
03-17-2005, 05:47 PM
It's St. Fucking Patrick's Day! Pull out the bourbon Moe.

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Death Metal Moe
03-17-2005, 05:47 PM
I've never really had most of the bacon types you describe Fluff. They sound awesome, and my heart just cringed reading about them

As for my Republican-ness, I align myself with the Republicans because on most issues, I agree with them. I'm just not on the far right. I'm pro choice, pro legalization and against this fucking bullshit plan Bush has to give amnesty to illigals in our country. But for the most part, I am Conservative.

I despise the Liberal agenda which is socialism in most cases.

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mdr55
03-17-2005, 05:50 PM
I've never really had most of the bacon types you describe Fluff. They sound awesome, and my heart just cringed reading about them

As for my Republican-ness, I align myself with the Republicans because on most issues, I agree with them. I'm just not on the far right. I'm pro choice, pro legalization and against this fucking bullshit plan Bush has to give amnesty to illigals in our country. But for the most part, I am Conservative.

I despise the Liberal agenda which is socialism in most cases.




Ask him the same question when Moe's drunk and see if he says the same thing.
Justice4all
03-17-2005, 09:04 PM
Who is your daddy and what does he do?




BRA---FUCKING---Vo!
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mdr55
03-27-2005, 06:35 PM
Are you drunk yet??
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03-27-2005, 06:48 PM
<P><FONT size=2 size="3"> 03/25/2005</FONT></P>
<P><FONT size=2 size="3">Dear Death Metal Moe,</FONT></P>
<P><FONT size=2 size="3">Who invented Easter Monday?</FONT></P>
<P><FONT size=2>Does putting a slice of fruit in beer make one gy?</FONT></P>
<P><FONT size=2>Does Corona Extra have less alcohol than a typical domestic or European mass market beer? </FONT></P>
<P><FONT size=2> Thanks,</FONT></P>
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Death Metal Moe
03-27-2005, 06:52 PM
<P>Will you fucking people leave me alone?!?!</P>
<P>I'll let YOU know when I'm good and drunk, OK?</P>

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