Hitting on women after a chip n' dales show. [Archive]

LordJezo

03-09-2005, 10:26 AM

So, Vegas in three days.

I think I have a plan. At the Rio there is a place called the Flirt Lounge (http://www.vegas.com/nightlife/bars/flirt_lounge.html) that the Chipndales show empties out to. So, I figure get there when the show is over and I'll have a whole slew of horny and heated up desperate women to hit on. The show will have primed them all up and I'll be there to pick them up. They'll be drunk and I'll be male.

Good idea, right?

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mikeyboy

03-09-2005, 10:32 AM

Hitting on women after a chip n' dales show.

I think you're only going to find moms with toddlers.

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kevcala

03-09-2005, 10:46 AM

Hey, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas . . except the STD's of course.

Good luck on the cougar hunt.

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stickyfingers

03-09-2005, 03:27 PM

Do what I always used to do....pay for it.

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Hottub

03-09-2005, 03:31 PM

Nothin' beats bangin' a drunken MILF!!!

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03-09-2005, 04:49 PM

So, Vegas in three days.

I think I have a plan. At the Rio there is a place called the Flirt Lounge (http://www.vegas.com/nightlife/bars/flirt_lounge.html) that the Chipndales show empties out to. So, I figure get there when the show is over and I'll have a whole slew of horny and heated up desperate women to hit on. The show will have primed them all up and I'll be there to pick them up. They'll be drunk and I'll be male.

Good idea, right?

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As a woman, you make my skin crawl.

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torker

03-09-2005, 06:37 PM

As a woman, you make my skin crawl.

LordJezo, you are are obviously on to something!!!!

But, I'd go for the pay date.
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LordJezo

03-10-2005, 04:06 AM

As a woman, you make my skin crawl.

Does this mean that this is going to work like a charm, because from the sound of what you said those women at that club will be desperate and ready for the plucking.

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Iamnotatool

03-16-2005, 06:58 PM

LordJizzo,

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and also...

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

03-16-2005, 07:09 PM

RIGHT NOW, LordJezo is at a Chippendales show and getting NO WHERE.

OR

He's porking a 43 year-old mom with a C-section scar.

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Kevin

03-16-2005, 07:11 PM

RIGHT NOW, LordJezo is at a Chippendales show and getting NO WHERE.

OR

He's porking a 43 year-old mom with a C-section scar.

OR
Being a genius by not checking his food if its to hot or not before he eats it. And burning his mouth then blaming the establishment.

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BoondockSaint

03-16-2005, 07:14 PM

RIGHT NOW, LordJezo is at a Chippendales show and getting NO WHERE.

OR

He's porking a 43 year-old mom with a C-section scar.

And being a genius by not checking his food if its to hot or not before he eats it. And burning his mouth then blaming the establishment.

Nice fucking callback.

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FUNKMAN

03-16-2005, 07:39 PM

And burning his mouth then blaming the establishment.

his mouth will be burning but not from eating the food

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