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Sir Okonkwo
03-12-2005, 06:50 PM
'Sup?

Haven't been here in ages...



Can I chill here for a while?

Melrapuo
03-12-2005, 06:54 PM
Can I chill here for a while?


Only if you'll clean up after yourself.

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Sir Okonkwo
03-12-2005, 06:56 PM
Can I get one of the ladies to do that for me?



Can I chill here for a while?

torker
03-12-2005, 06:58 PM
Can I get one of the ladies to do that for me?


I think most of them have evacuated the area.
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Melrapuo
03-12-2005, 07:00 PM
Oof. Ok. Um...


I dunno...if you can find any. This place has become a Sausage Fest. And I'm sure most of them would not want to do that.

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Melrapuo
03-12-2005, 07:01 PM
Torker had me by two minutes. TWO.

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Sir Okonkwo
03-12-2005, 07:04 PM
I see...maybe I can bring some gals back with my charming wit.

What do you say to a chick with two black eyes?

Nothing! Ya already done told the bitch twice!

Ok, maybe not...

Death Metal Moe
03-12-2005, 07:53 PM
Great to have you back..............................Ya think this dick grabber knows about white text yet?

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This message was edited by Death Metal Moe on 3-12-05 @ 11:54 PM

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
03-13-2005, 08:55 PM
Can I get one of the ladies to do that for me?




What do you say to a chick with two black eyes?

Nothing! Ya already done told the bitch twice!



Grrrrrrrreat to have you back.

Wow you are a complete dick.

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Sir Okonkwo
03-14-2005, 01:37 AM
Wow you are a complete dick.


Hahahahahaha!

What do you call that useless flesh surronding the vagina?

The woman!

I've got a million of 'em...

Death Metal Moe
03-14-2005, 02:57 PM
Wow you are a complete dick.


Hahahahahaha!

What do you call that useless flesh surronding the vagina?

The woman!

I've got a million of 'em...



OK, Fuzzybutt is cool and you had to disrespect her.

Shut the fuck up you piece of shit. You are adding NOTHING. Shut the fuck up.

Either start to add actual CONTENT to this site or shut the fuck up.

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AppleBoy
03-14-2005, 03:28 PM
Can I get one of the ladies to do that for me?
I see...maybe I can bring some gals back with my charming wit.

What do you say to a chick with two black eyes?

Nothing! Ya already done told the bitch twice!

Ok, maybe not...
What do you call that useless flesh surronding the vagina?

The woman!

I've got a million of 'em...



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Hottub
03-14-2005, 03:44 PM
Here's a tip. Don't come back after 4 years and start ripping on mods. They are also "Travel Agents" if you know what I mean.
If you are going to step up and contribute, welcome back.
If you are just going to be a dick, Piss Off!!

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Sir Okonkwo
03-14-2005, 07:17 PM
Why did the woman cross the road?

Who cares? Bitch should've been in the kitchen anyway!

HBox
03-14-2005, 07:22 PM
I like this guy! I'm gonna miss him real soon.

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Death Metal Moe
03-14-2005, 07:23 PM
I heard these jokes in the 6th grade. You're already a below par board character.

Listen, if all you have are jokes we all know, and for some reason are against women, then save it. If you'd like to be a part of some discussion, do it.

Because if you keep this up, you will be met with nothnig but scorn and pure hatred from me, and disrespectful jokes from others.

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Kevin
03-14-2005, 07:24 PM
And bad Jokes from Funk.

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zim
03-14-2005, 07:28 PM
Yeah. Shitdick.

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Death Metal Moe
03-14-2005, 07:30 PM
What do you do to a woman who's watch is broken.

Nothing, there's a clock on the stove.

There, before he can say it, because thats the piss poor calibur of his 6th grade jokes.


There's nothing worse than an uninteresting board character.


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EndangeredFeces
03-14-2005, 07:34 PM
There's nothing worse than an uninteresting board character.


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For real, yo. And who's the loser with more than one screen name anyway?

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Kevin
03-14-2005, 07:35 PM
There, before he can say it, because thats the piss poor calibur of his 6th grade jokes.


There's nothing worse than an uninteresting board character.


That Reminds me... Where did Emirel Dice go?

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Big Thanx to Fallon.

Jimmy Fallon kissing Drew Barrymore -- on the field, on live TV -- right after the Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years. In fact, they were shown in a closeup within 60 seconds of the final out. And every Red Sox fan is determined to pretend that this never happened, and that it didn't taint the moment even a little bit ... so it wasn't a huge deal.</center>

EndangeredFeces
03-14-2005, 07:41 PM
There, before he can say it, because thats the piss poor calibur of his 6th grade jokes.


There's nothing worse than an uninteresting board character.


That Reminds me... Where did Emirel Dice go?

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Big Thanx to Fallon.

He must be in the retirement home with Frank Black and Carter.

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Sir Okonkwo
03-14-2005, 08:00 PM
Why do women have small feet?

So they can stand closer to the stove!

Oh man these are killer.

And your joke sucked Moe. Just sayin...

IrishAlkey
03-14-2005, 08:06 PM
THANKS FOR REMINDING ME OF MY DEAD GRANDMA!

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Freakshow
03-14-2005, 08:15 PM
That Reminds me... Where did Emirel Dice go?

And I shouted out '<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/71/Topic/40611/page/RIP_EMERIL_DICE__YOU_FILTHY_ANIMALS.htm">who killed emeril_dice</a>' and after all, it was you_and_me




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Sir Okonkwo
03-14-2005, 08:23 PM
THANKS FOR REMINDING ME OF MY DEAD GRANDMA!



Your grandma had small feet?

Sorry Alkey...

EDIT: I'm so anal even when trolling

This message was edited by Sir Okonkwo on 3-15-05 @ 12:26 AM

IrishAlkey
03-14-2005, 08:24 PM
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Sir Okonkwo
03-14-2005, 08:32 PM
So my girl was mad cause I was checking out her friend's ass.

She said, "I don't want to see your face for two weeks!"

Don't worry, you got your wish! It won't be two weeks before your swollen eyelids heal!

Kevin
03-14-2005, 08:40 PM
Alkey YOU just GOT

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mikeyboy
03-14-2005, 08:41 PM
No, he didn't.

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IrishAlkey
03-14-2005, 08:43 PM
I never have and never will.

I'm that damn good...

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Sir Okonkwo
03-14-2005, 08:47 PM
I OWNED ALKEY!

KEVIN SAID SO!

Am I still welcome? I might show up...

Death Metal Moe
03-14-2005, 08:48 PM
I never have and never will.

I'm that damn good...

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You're a poor man's Iamnotatool at best.

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Kevin
03-14-2005, 08:50 PM
No, he didn't.

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It was a joke Mikey.

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Big Thanx to Fallon.

Jimmy Fallon kissing Drew Barrymore -- on the field, on live TV -- right after the Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years. In fact, they were shown in a closeup within 60 seconds of the final out. And every Red Sox fan is determined to pretend that this never happened, and that it didn't taint the moment even a little bit ... so it wasn't a huge deal.</center>

IrishAlkey
03-14-2005, 08:50 PM
I never have and never will.

I'm that damn good...

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You're a poor man's Iamnotatool at best.

And at your best, you're a big, fat, fucking loser.

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Freakshow
03-14-2005, 08:53 PM
this may be premature, but this is in the running for thread of the year.



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mikeyboy
03-14-2005, 08:56 PM
Bring it down a notch, girls.

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IrishAlkey
03-14-2005, 08:57 PM
MOE STARTED IT, MOM!

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Sir Okonkwo
03-14-2005, 08:59 PM
THREAD OF THE YEAR!

I love Alkey

I also love the fat idiot...

IrishAlkey
03-14-2005, 09:01 PM
You couldn't have done it without me.

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Death Metal Moe
03-14-2005, 09:02 PM
Is this meanspirited fun or just plain hate because I can't tell how to respond anymore.

I don't know if I should think up a whitty response or just give the old "Get AIDS" response.

Either way, I'm going to bed.

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03-14-2005, 09:21 PM
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Sir Okonkwo
03-14-2005, 09:31 PM
I like the guy with the Borat sig.

And I love death metal, but Moe seems awful, like a pussy.

Sir Okonkwo
03-14-2005, 09:44 PM
3...2..1...

kevcala
03-14-2005, 09:56 PM
3...2..1...
Contact !

is the secret,
It's the moment
when everything happens.



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mikeyboy
03-15-2005, 07:50 AM
I like the guy with the Borat sig.

And I love death metal, but Moe seems awful, like a pussy.



Cut the crap, and stop being a dick.

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NickyL0885
03-15-2005, 08:07 AM
I feel bad for this guy. Comin on here making jokes yet the only joke here is him. He needs a g/f or b/f or an animal. whichever his preference is.......

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Sir Okonkwo
03-15-2005, 07:35 PM
Cut the crap, and stop being a dick.



Sure, cause you say so, I'll be all nicey-nice.

That was a lie.

I'm gonna play a new fun game - how long before Mikeyboy bans me for some retarded shit. This will be fun.

This message was edited by Sir Okonkwo on 3-15-05 @ 11:35 PM

TheMojoPin
03-16-2005, 07:07 AM
Yeah, that's it.

It won't POSSIBLY have anything to do with you going out of your way to be a douche for no reason at all.

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Tenbatsuzen
03-16-2005, 07:31 AM
I never have and never will.

I'm that damn good...



Wanna try saying that again in about 6 months?



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Crippler
03-16-2005, 07:39 AM
That Reminds me... Where did Emirel Dice go?

And I shouted out '<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/71/Topic/40611/page/RIP_EMERIL_DICE__YOU_FILTHY_ANIMALS.htm">who killed emeril_dice</a>' and after all, it was you_and_me

...from that thread...
Yerdaddy:
die funnier or die faster
Still one of my favorite line of all time on this board.

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Iamnotatool
03-16-2005, 09:32 AM
Alkey got owned by Silera's box. This newb rookie couldn't own a free fantasy team on Yahoo.



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The Jays
03-22-2005, 10:03 PM
Holy shit, Sir O.

Wow, Sir O is the fucking man. That was awesome, bro. Next person who disses you should totally bust out like five pages of factual evidence of why someone sucks. It would be like old times.

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Reephdweller
03-23-2005, 01:26 AM
You're a poor man's Iamnotatool at best.


Wait a minute, I thought Iamnotatool was the poor man's Irish Alkey at best....this is so confusing!!!









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