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sr71blackbird
03-17-2005, 01:35 PM
Reefdweller and I went to Nathans today for a lunch date, and while we were on line to order our copious quantity of hot dogs, I se this older couple with what was apparently their grandchild in the next line and I look at the boy and he is openly running his TONGUE against the edge of the counter! I am taken back aghast and try and get the older couples attention and finally the old lady looks at me and I guesture to her to look at the boy and she looks at him and doesnt seem to register any alarm and I say, "he is Licking the Counter!" and she has a reaction like.. "What?" I say again, this time louder.. "The boy is LICKING THE COUNTER!" and neither she nor the old man make any moves to stop it, and so I throw my hands up in frustration and say "Thank God they arent watching MY children!".

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Wormwood
03-17-2005, 01:49 PM
you have lunch dates with a guy?

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Katylina
03-17-2005, 02:21 PM
It could be that this boy was autistic or PDD. Some of my students mouth items because they have oral sensory issues.

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03-17-2005, 02:23 PM
Why are you harassing the elderly? Don't they have enough problems without you giving them shit to look at?

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Reephdweller
03-17-2005, 02:24 PM
The kid seemed perfectly normal aside from the fact that he was running his tongue down the side of the counter where peoples crotches normally rest against while the patrons bark out their orders.

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sr71blackbird
03-17-2005, 02:45 PM
Welcome back Kat!!!!

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03-17-2005, 02:57 PM
"He's licking the counter, old lady!!!"
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sr71blackbird
03-17-2005, 03:04 PM
Not to derail, but this reminds me..Does anyone know the origin of the word "counter" or "counter top"?

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Katylina
03-17-2005, 04:45 PM
The kid seemed perfectly normal aside from the fact that he was running his tongue down the side of the counter where peoples crotches normally rest against while the patrons bark out their orders.


Not to be a nudge, but my students look "normal," but engage in self-stimulatory behaviors. I have gone to Adventure Land on Autism Awareness Day with one of my students and his parents, and he always mouths the poles. When you first see him, he looks like your typical nine year old, but behaviors as these, make him stand out.

I have gotten comments and dirty looks when we take my children out to public restaurants as well. Until I explain that the children have autism, people tend to think the kids are misbehaving when they are doing actions like described above or having a tantrum etc.

I don't know about the boy you mentioned, but it is just something to keep in mind.



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03-17-2005, 04:54 PM
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03-17-2005, 04:58 PM
this and more on the next exciting instalment of "When Board Dates Go Bad!"

do you two call eachother by you board names in public?


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Death Metal Moe
03-17-2005, 05:01 PM
The kid seemed perfectly normal aside from the fact that he was running his tongue down the side of the counter where peoples crotches normally rest against while the patrons bark out their orders.


Maybe he's just the world's youngest sexual deviant.

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Reephdweller
03-17-2005, 05:03 PM
do you two call eachother by you board names in public?




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03-17-2005, 05:05 PM
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03-17-2005, 05:05 PM
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furie
03-17-2005, 05:07 PM
Just for the record. Sr71 = Brother


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Reephdweller
03-17-2005, 05:10 PM
Regardless of even thinking that perhaps this child was or wasn't autistic isn't really the issue I think SR71 (aka my brother) had in mind. But rather the notion that an adult would allow any child to make mouth contact with any kind of surface that could be very unsanitary. I understand that it happens, however in this particular case this kid was blantaly licking the counter and the woman watched him do this and didn't even slightly see anything wrong with what he was doing.

From a sanitary standpoint it just seemed odd that it was happening, and even more odd of how this woman was reacting to it.

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Reephdweller
03-17-2005, 05:21 PM
Somehow the idea that two brothers were in a restaurant together is somehow gay? Sure he has a delicious hog, but that's besides the point.

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03-17-2005, 06:00 PM
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03-17-2005, 07:17 PM
Who won your last sword fight Reef?

You guys ever whip out the flashlight and make cock shadows on the wall?

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03-17-2005, 07:48 PM
Who won your last sword fight Reef?



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Katylina
03-18-2005, 02:32 AM
Regardless of even thinking that perhaps this child was or wasn't autistic isn't really the issue I think SR71 (aka my brother) had in mind. But rather the notion that an adult would allow any child to make mouth contact with any kind of surface that could be very unsanitary. I understand that it happens, however in this particular case this kid was blantaly licking the counter and the woman watched him do this and didn't even slightly see anything wrong with what he was doing.


From a teacher's standpoint, we stop these behaviors when they happen as much as possible. From a parent's/grandparent's standpoint, life with these kids can be so challenging, so that sometimes you find yourself ignoring these behaviors. I've seen that happen with my own student. It is overwhelming and you have to be on top of these kids 150% of the time, lest they engage in behaviors mentioned. I see both views.

And for God's sake, if you are going to lick something, at least make it a tasty treat, like your mom's box.

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Freebird
03-18-2005, 06:30 AM
I'm still stuck in Katylina talking about "engaging in self-stimulatory behavior". HOT!!!!

This whole topic just made me laugh.

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Contra
03-18-2005, 08:55 AM
That's pretty disgusting, sensory problem or not.

Of course I also understand what Kat is saying, but they said it was the grandparents. If that was so, they probably don't spend as much time with the kid, and should have more vigor in stopping his activities. Or perhaps they were those type of grandparents that say things like...

"That countertop is nothing! When I was his age we would lick the pavment in the street!"

...or some nonsense like that. Those crazy old people.

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FUNKMAN
03-18-2005, 05:03 PM
he was probably trying to get the grandmothers taste out of his mouth


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Bulldogcakes
03-18-2005, 06:07 PM
This boy of yours, was he licking his balls after he licked the counter?

Because that might not be a boy at all, that just might be A DOG'S ASS!!

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Duke
03-20-2005, 05:41 PM
thats sick


i rember when i lived in San Diego there was this grandma clipping her grandsons toe nails inside a taco bell

i really think old people forget how to take care of kids.

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mikeyboy
03-20-2005, 06:36 PM
This boy of yours, was he licking his balls after he licked the counter?

Because that might not be a boy at all, that just might be A DOG'S ASS!!



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