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DJEvelEd
03-24-2005, 03:44 PM
I was at my friend's house and we clicked onto the double penetration porn channel and what I saw changed my life forever. It was a French film set outdoors. There's 3 guys walking through the woods and suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere. They bend her over a picnic table and triple penetrate her. Her butthole is gaping after a while and those nasty French guys start spitting into it & shooting sperm in from afar. The funny part comes after the cum when this poor disoriented fly is buzzing around this gaping pit and HE FLIES RIGHT INTO IT FOLLOWED BY THE FRENCHMAN'S PENIS!!!!! That fly never had a chance!!!! It was the most disgusting yet funny thing EVER!!!!! We laugh about it every day!!! (and it's been a year ;)
Do you laugh at porn too?
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Hottub
03-24-2005, 03:57 PM
What's The Funniest Porno You've Ever Seen?
There's nothing funny about porn, son!!
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so does that mean that it was
"THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?"
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Andomray
03-24-2005, 04:07 PM
The last time I watched porn was at a friend's house where a group of us was sitting around the tv and making absurd comments. It's not that the actual porno was funny, but when you're watching it and someone yells, "A genie's going to pop out of her ass!"...you can't help but giggle.
It was like MST3K, only not funny and overrun by bored college students.
Tall_James
03-24-2005, 04:35 PM
the funny part comes after the cum when this poor disoriented fly is buzzing around this gaping pit and HE FLIES RIGHT INTO IT FOLLOWED BY THE FRENCHMAN'S PENIS!!!!!
(sings)..."I know an old Frenchmen who diddled a fly, I don't know why he diddled a fly....I hope he'll die."
Funniest porn was actually a double feature me and some friends rented back in the day. We tried to find the dopiest porno and succeeded -
1. "Edward Penishands"
The jizz flew out of his penis-hands when he came.
2. "Fatliners"
The porno version of "Flatliners" with the immortal tag line - "They're fat. They're horny. They're dead."
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