Easter Bunny Attacked At Mall

[torker]

David C. Velasquez, 16, was charged with third-degree criminal mischief, a felony, and second-degree harassment, a violation, for a March 17 attack on the Rotterdam Square Mall Easter Bunny (http://www.newsday.com/news/local/wire/newyork/ny-bc-ny-brf--easterbunnyat0326mar26,0,7892092.story?coll=ny-region-apnewyork)


The man inside the suit, who has not been identified, was uninjured.

What man inside what suit?
It's the fucking Easter Bunny.

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I hate it when my easter bunny is hollow.

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[Doctor Manhattan]

I did the same.

David Velasquez was quoted as saying:

All I said was that the Easter bunny at the Menlo Park mall was more convincing and he just jumped the railing and knocked me down.


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[bobrobot]

What man inside what suit?
It's the fucking Easter Bunny.
Maybe it wasn't assault,
maybe the kid was doing the Heimlich maneuver on him
cause the Easter Bunny swallowed somebody by accident,
someone dressed in orange perhaps...
here's the appeteaser!
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This message was edited by bobogolem on 3-27-05 @ 10:37 AM