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Iamnotatool
03-29-2005, 12:31 PM
I'm so fucking jealous of this ugly mousy looking bastard.
God knows how many fine bitches he has scored, but 2 recently really irritate me.
Scarlet Johanssen and him fucked in an elevator recently, and got kinda busted cleaning up after, and now he's "dating" Maxim cover chick Sara Foster.
That guy is a good, not great, but good actor, but he's as ugly as Jim Varney after rotting for 5 years. What gives?
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ChildofFez
03-29-2005, 12:40 PM
Well I think.. girls just admire the shape of his skull...
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Iamnotatool
03-29-2005, 12:42 PM
I think it's the shape of his wallet.
I'm a player hater.
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
03-29-2005, 01:00 PM
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<P>Sorry, just don't see the appeal.</P>
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Kevin
03-29-2005, 01:02 PM
He looks like Brad Pitts Retarded brother.
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
03-29-2005, 01:04 PM
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<FIELDSET><FONT size=1>He looks like Brad Pitts Retarded brother.</FONT><BR></FIELDSET>
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<P>If Ricky Ricardo was the father.</P><BR><BR><IMG src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/Kevin2700/FUZZYcopy.jpg"> <BR><BR>What's the point of being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?<BR><BR><FONT color=black>
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fezident
03-29-2005, 01:19 PM
Somebody HAS to post a picture of DUKE THE DOG FACED BOY in Big Top Pee-wee.
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MrPink
03-29-2005, 01:55 PM
he looks a lil like johnny knoxville
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03-29-2005, 02:16 PM
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Tall_James
03-29-2005, 02:53 PM
Goddamn it.
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FUNKMAN
03-29-2005, 03:14 PM
<P>he's probably hung like bull</P>
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TheMojoPin
03-29-2005, 05:47 PM
I'd hit it.
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Freakshow
03-29-2005, 06:02 PM
As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special messages.
sorry. i just like that movie...
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
03-29-2005, 06:10 PM
<P>But Johnny Depp was WAY hotter.</P>
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WhistlePig
03-29-2005, 07:39 PM
Come on, he was HOT sitting in that murky tub with all those oranges bobbing around. Woo hoo!
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monsterone
03-29-2005, 11:07 PM
paulie shore has gotten more ass than... something that gets ton of ass. explain tht 1.
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TheMojoPin
03-30-2005, 06:56 AM
<P>What about Scott Baio?</P>
<P>Or that tool that playz Fez on "That 70's Show?" They've both knocked hot trim left and right...del Torro is at least somewhat "cool." Those two are just...pathetic.</P>
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mikeyboy
03-30-2005, 07:01 AM
<FIELDSET>Or that tool that playz Fez on "That 70's Show?" They've both knocked hot trim left and right...del Torro is at least somewhat "cool." Those two are just...pathetic.</FIELDSET>
<P>Add Paully Shore to the pathetic list as well.</P>
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03-30-2005, 08:48 AM
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<FIELDSET>Or that tool that playz Fez on "That 70's Show?" They've both knocked hot trim left and right...del Torro is at least somewhat "cool." Those two are just...pathetic.</FIELDSET> <BR>
<P>Add Paully Shore to the pathetic list as well.<BR></P></FIELDSET>
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FUNKMAN
03-30-2005, 12:36 PM
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<P>And don't forget about Freddy Durst!</P></FIELDSET>
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<P>and Fred Kruger</P>
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03-30-2005, 09:28 PM
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