Sorry Honey

[Tall_James]

<P>My wife just spent 20 minutes trying to find out where the awful smell in the kitchen was coming from.&nbsp; She was convinced it was rotten meat or bad eggs.</P>
<P>I just told&nbsp;her that I farted in there right before she walked in and the smell was from me.</P>
<P>Sorry honey.</P>

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[mdr55]

HA!

[TheGameHHH]

What's that smell?

It's either bad meat or good cheese.

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[Kevin]

<FIELDSET style="WIDTH: 450px"><LEGEND><FONT color=#3175bd size=2><STRONG>QUOTE</STRONG><BR></FONT></LEGEND>What's that smell? <BR><BR></FIELDSET>
<P>Dooooooooookkkkkkiiiiiiieeeee</P>

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[Melrapuo]

<FIELDSET style="WIDTH: 450px"><LEGEND><FONT color=#3175bd size=2><STRONG>QUOTE</STRONG><BR></FONT></LEGEND>What's that smell? </FIELDSET>
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<P>MY ASS!</P>

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[Melrapuo]

<DIV align=left>You don't see this post.

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[grlNIN]

Have you ever ripped one while she's spooning you?

Crotch farts are both attractive and comforting.

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[Tall_James]

<FIELDSET><FONT size=1>Have you ever ripped one while she's spooning you? </FONT></FIELDSET>
<P>I wanna spoon with her, not kill her!</P>

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[grlNIN]

Well, if you decide that you don't want anymore children you know how to both disgust and decimate her vagina.

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[FUNKMAN]

do you have to, do you have to let it linger?

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[torker]

I'm still paying for a great dutch-oven earlier this week.

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