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sr71blackbird
04-01-2005, 09:14 PM
<P><STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000 size=4></FONT></STRONG>&nbsp;From NOAA website:: (http://weather.noaa.gov/cgi-bin/iwszone?Sites=:nyz081)</P>
<P><STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000 size=4>A FLOOD WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM LATE TONIGHT TO SUNDAY<BR>AFTERNOON FOR THE FOLLOWING AREAS</FONT></STRONG><BR><BR>IN NEW YORK...<BR>&nbsp; ORANGE...PUTNAM...NORTHERN WESTCHESTER...ROCKLAND...SOUTHERN<BR>&nbsp; WESTCHESTER...NORTHWEST SUFFOLK...BRONX...NEW YORK (MANHATTAN)...<BR>&nbsp; KINGS (BROOKLYN)...RICHMOND (STATEN IS.)...NORTHEAST SUFFOLK...<BR>&nbsp; SOUTHEAST SUFFOLK...NASSAU...SOUTHWEST SUFFOLK AND QUEENS.<BR><BR>IN NEW JERSEY...<BR>&nbsp; HUDSON...BERGEN...EASTERN PASSAIC...ESSEX...UNION AND WESTERN<BR>&nbsp; PASSAIC.<BR><BR>IN CONNECTICUT...<BR>&nbsp; NORTHERN FAIRFIELD...NORTHERN MIDDLESEX...NORTHERN NEW HAVEN...<BR>&nbsp; SOUTHERN NEW LONDON...SOUTHERN NEW HAVEN...SOUTHERN MIDDLESEX...<BR>&nbsp; SOUTHERN FAIRFIELD AND NORTHERN NEW LONDON.<BR><BR><BR><B><FONT color=#ff0000 size=+1>SIGNIFICANT FLOOD EVENT SATURDAY INTO SUNDAY</FONT></B><BR><BR>A MAJOR RAINFALL EVENT IS EXPECTED TO UNFOLD ACROSS THE TRI-STATE <BR>AREA BEGINNING LATE TONIGHT. THE STORM SYSTEM FORECAST TO IMPACT THE <BR>AREA WITH THIS HEAVY RAINFALL IS BEGINNING TO TAKE SHAPE OVER THE <BR>SOUTHEAST STATES. THE SURFACE LOW WILL TRACK NORTHWARD ALONG THE <BR>APPALACHIANS THROUGH THE WEEKEND. THE RAIN ON SATURDAY AND SATURDAY <BR>NIGHT WILL BE HEAVY AT TIMES. THE HEAVY RAINS WILL TAPER <BR>TO SHOWERS AND END SOMETIME SUNDAY NIGHT.<BR><BR>CURRENT INDICATIONS SUGGEST THAT RAINFALL TOTALS OF 2 TO 4 INCHES <BR>ARE LIKELY ACROSS NORTHEASTERN NEW JERSEY...THE LOWER HUDSON <BR>VALLEY...NEW YORK CITY AND SOUTHWESTERN CONNECTICUT...WITH LOCALLY <BR>HIGHER AMOUNTS. THESE RAINFALL AMOUNTS MAY CAUSE WIDESPREAD SERIOUS<BR>FLOODING OF MANY AREA RIVERS AND STREAMS...WITH SOME STREAMS NOT <BR>HAVING MUCH TIME TO RECOVER FROM LAST MONDAYS RAIN BEFORE RISING <BR>AGAIN. MAJOR RIVER FLOODING IS POSSIBLE ALONG THOSE RIVER BASINS <BR>WHERE THE HEAVIEST RAINFALL OCCURS. FLOODING THIS WEEKEND ALONG THE <BR>WALLKILL RIVER AT GARDINER HAS THE POTENTIAL TO BE THE MOST <BR>SIGNIFICANT SINCE THE MAJOR FLOODS OF JANUARY 1996...BASED ON <BR>CURRENT EXPECTATIONS OF RAINFALL.<BR><BR>ACROSS LONG ISLAND AND SOUTHEASTERN CONNECTICUT...A WIDESPREAD 2 TO <BR>3 INCHES OF TOTAL RAINFALL IS LIKELY...WITH LOCALLY HIGHER AMOUNTS. <BR>ALREADY SATURATED GROUND FROM HEAVY RAIN EARLIER IN THE WEEK WILL <BR>CAUSE RAPID RUNOFF. THIS MAY RESULT IN FLOODING OF SMALL CREEKS AND<BR>STREAMS...HIGHWAYS...UNDERPASSES AND LOW WATER CROSSINGS. <BR>REMEMBER...MOST DEATHS THAT OCCUR DURING FLOODING ARE RELATED TO <BR>VEHICLES TRYING TO CROSS FLOODED ROADS.<BR><BR>REMEMBER...A FLOOD WATCH IS ISSUED WHEN RIVERS AND STREAMS ARE <BR>EXPECTED TO RISE TO NEAR OR ABOVE BANKFULL LEVELS. THESE RISES ARE <BR>USUALLY DUE TO EXCESSIVE RAINFALL OR HEAVY DOWNPOURS FALLING ON AN <BR>ALREADY SATURATED GROUND. REMEMBER...A WATCH MEANS THAT FLOODING IS <BR>POSSIBLE BUT NOT IMMINENT. PEOPLE IN THE WATCH AREA SHOULD KEEP <BR>ABREAST OF THE LATEST WEATHER...AND PREPARE TO MOVE TO HIGHER GROUND <BR>SHOULD A WARNING BE ISSUED. REVIEW YOUR FLOOD EVACUATION PLANS IN <BR>THE EVENT THAT MAJOR FLOODING OCCURS SATURDAY THROUGH SUNDAY. THE<BR>POTENTIAL FLOODING EVENT THIS WEEKEND IS A SERIOUS ONE...POSSIBLY<BR>LIFE-THREATENING IS SOME AREAS.</P>
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Melrapuo
04-01-2005, 09:19 PM
Thank God I live on a hill.&nbsp; Sucks to be at the bottom of the block.

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Heavy
04-01-2005, 10:59 PM
ARRIL?

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sr71blackbird
04-02-2005, 04:00 AM
<FIELDSET>ARRIL??</FIELDSET>
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<P>Fuck!</P>
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<P>You know.. I swear I looked at it 5 times and it looked odd to me but I couldnt place what it was!&nbsp; </P>

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FUNKMAN
04-02-2005, 05:32 AM
AVRIL makes my river run

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sr71blackbird
04-02-2005, 05:37 AM
It could have easily been ARPIL how I spell sometimes!

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FUNKMAN
04-02-2005, 05:39 AM
ANVIL

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ADF
04-02-2005, 06:39 AM
April Showers has <i>gotta</i> be a porn name, just like Avril Lavigne will be one day.

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FUNKMAN
04-02-2005, 07:30 AM
if April Showers bring May Flowers then what does November Rain bring?

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TheMojoPin
04-02-2005, 08:37 AM
<P>There IS a porn star named April Showers... (http://www.iafd.com/person.asp?perfid=AprilShowers&amp;gender=F)</P>
<P>&nbsp;...but also another named April FLOWERS. (http://www.iafd.com/person.asp?perfid=AFlowers&amp;gender=F)</P>

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Uncle Smokey
04-02-2005, 09:56 AM
<FIELDSET style="WIDTH: 450px"><LEGEND><FONT color=#3175bd size=2><STRONG>QUOTE</STRONG><BR></FONT></LEGEND>if April Showers bring May Flowers then what does November Rain bring?<BR><BR></FIELDSET>
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WRESTLINGFAN
04-02-2005, 02:06 PM
Mayflowers bring pilgrims....... GEH GEH GEH

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FUNKMAN
04-02-2005, 05:14 PM
<P>http://www.virtualvoyage.com/crew/1998/genniferflowers.jpg</P>
<P>http://www.ishipress.com/flowers2.jpg</P>

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Death Metal Moe
04-03-2005, 11:55 AM
<P>I left practice with my band early on Saturday due to the rain.&nbsp; But on the way home, I stopped at a park in PA near their house to capture some pictures and video of the river that runs right through Child's Park.&nbsp; Damn.&nbsp; The gently falling water that usually runs over a few shelves of rocks was transformed into a raging white water massacre.&nbsp; It took out trees and a fairly heavy looking bridge that was on a park path next to it.</P>
<P>The river behind my house here in Jersey is also very high.&nbsp; It's the highest I've seen it in years, and maybe the highest I've seen it since it flooded back in the 80's.</P>

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04-03-2005, 05:43 PM
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04-04-2005, 03:31 AM
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