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torker
04-02-2005, 06:13 PM
<P>Reminder:</P>
<P>Turn your clocks ahead&nbsp;one hour tonight.</P>
<P>&nbsp;http://www.canarsiecourier.com/News/2003/0403/OtherNews/021p1_lg.jpg</P>
<P>This is the worst time of year for me.&nbsp; I need my sleep.</P>
<P>Bastards!!!!!!!!!!!</P>

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GaryWyze
04-02-2005, 06:38 PM
<P>[color=purple]If I could find a way...</P>
<P>I will.</P>

Kevin
04-02-2005, 06:38 PM
give back all the words that i told you

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furie
04-02-2005, 06:41 PM
http://fusionanomaly.net/stevenwright.jpg

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.


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fezident
04-03-2005, 07:13 AM
<P>"My Mom always calls me to remind me to set my clocks back.&nbsp; I screen her calls so, she ends up leaving a message on my machine that goes 'Bob...this is your Mother...don't forget to set your clocks back.&nbsp; It's your Mother...buhbye.'&nbsp; SHE ACTUALLY IDENTIFIES HERSELF!&nbsp; As if anyone else on this Earth would be calling me to tell me something so trival.&nbsp; As if, one day, my phone will ring...'Bob, this is Mr. Cohen, your 8th grade gym coach.&nbsp; Listen....I know we haven't spoken in a while but, SET YOUR CLOCKS BACK!&nbsp; Okay then, I'm gonna go....I got a lot of other people to call.&nbsp; Buhbye."</P><BR><BR>
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<font color=black>This message was edited by fezident on 4-3-05 @ 11:14 AM</font>

FUNKMAN
04-03-2005, 08:10 AM
is it the big arm or the minute hand that i should turn?

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JustJon
04-03-2005, 09:21 AM
Almost all my clocks automatically change themselves.

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SatCam
04-03-2005, 09:32 AM
Screw DST!! I'm sticking with the old time.

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Hottub
04-03-2005, 09:37 AM
<FIELDSET><FONT size=1>Almost all my clocks automatically change themselves.</FONT><BR></FIELDSET>Should we be awed by your&nbsp;spectacular array of technology, or just laugh at you because you are a total Geek? <IMG src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif"> <BR><BR><IMG src=" http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v381/artemisentreri/hottub.gif" align=right border=0> *edit for grammer. Yeah I'm a geek<BR>so does that mean that it was <BR>"THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" <BR>Staples <BR><A href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&amp;name=Myalbums&amp;file=thumbnai ls&amp;album=41" target=blank>See The Cruising Vessel</A> <BR>Check out silentpix.com<BR><BR><FONT color=black>

<font color=black>This message was edited by Hottub on 4-3-05 @ 4:35 PM</font>

Death Metal Moe
04-03-2005, 12:29 PM
I was out late last night.&nbsp; So I slept in, and when I got up it was like 11:30.&nbsp; I had to sign on my bank's online account access to make sure I still had money, because that's my old unemployed schedule.&nbsp; Then I remember it was REALLY only 10:30 still, and I didn't feel so bad.

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JustJon
04-04-2005, 10:51 AM
just the clocks I've happened to have bought have it built in.&nbsp;
pretty neat feature whent he clock on my wall changes itself.<br />


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