Productive Day Off

[sr71blackbird]

<p>I did a bunch of shit today.&nbsp; I called sick because I wasnt feeling good, but that seemd to pass right after I made my call..<br />I went and got some crickets for my pet firebellied toad, and on the way back, I stopped off and had my car washed.<br />I then went to Auto Barn and bought oil and filter and Tuff Oil&reg; and went home and fed my toad.<br />I waxed the car.<br />I changed my oil in the driveway.<br />I walked 4 miles back to the store to buy the oil filter wrench I didnt realise I needed, thus doing my daily excercise ritual in one fell swoop.<br />Came home, showered &amp; had carnal relations with my wife.</p><p>Did you ever have a productive day off?</p>

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[TooLowBrow]

I worked today, but after reading this, im taking tomorrow off.... i think ill get a haircut<br />

[walking joint]

i have off tomorrow and will be doing yard work

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[FUNKMAN]

<p>I called sick because I wasnt feeling good, but that seemd to pass right after I made my call..</p><p>i think this should be approved by the FDA... it's a fucking cureall</p><p>i'll be calling out tomorrow and hope to stain the deck... plus it's our 19th year wedding anniversary so i may be staining the sheets too</p><p>OH SHIT! i haven't gotten my wife anything yet and i'm working til 2 am...&nbsp; seriously</p>

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[Snoogans]

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[Hottub]

<p>Well, I'm still waiting for that day off.</p><p>Work is breaking my back, and if I punk out now, I will be buried when I get back.</p><ul><li>I need to:</li><li>Spring Clean the yard</li><li>Clean the Garage</li><li>Clear the gutters</li><li>De-thatch and fertelize</li><li>Totally re-plant the front flower bed (as well as add new blocks)</li><li>Clean up 80 lbs of dog shit from the back yard</li><li>Tune up the Jungle Gym</li><li>Oil the baseball mitts (opening day is this Sat!!)</li></ul><p align="left">This still leaves </p><ul><li>TAG NOT ALLOWED. align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;Cleaning the Basement <div /></li><li>TAG NOT ALLOWED. align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;Washing and waxing the Caddy <div /></li><li>TAG NOT ALLOWED. align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;Getting out my summer clothes <div /></li><li>TAG NOT ALLOWED. align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;Removing Ceres from my computer <div /></li><li>TAG NOT ALLOWED. align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;Shampooing the dog <div /></li><li>TAG NOT ALLOWED. align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;Blah, blah blah... <div /></li></ul><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v381/artemisentreri/hottub.gif" align="right" border="0" /> so does that mean that it was &quot;THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?&quot; Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com

<font color=black>This message was edited by Hottub on 4-5-05 @ 8:13 PM</font>