Stripper Music [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

Tenbatsuzen

04-07-2005, 09:23 AM

Can anyone give me uptempo songs that you'd hear in a strip club?  I've got a list I'm forming, but I need some more suggestions.  It's for a project I'm working on. The list I have so far:1) Girls Girls Girls2) #1 Crush3) Cherry Pie4) Let's Get it StartedThanks.

<center><img src="http://img123.exs.cx/img123/3075/cylonsig29ua.jpg"></center>

LordJezo

04-07-2005, 09:27 AM

That one they played in Dogma when what's her name was stripping. 
That scene was hot. 
 

------------------------------------------ 
I KISS YOU!

<a href="http://www.78west.com">The Message Whore - Because if you don't go a puppy will die.<a>

Tenbatsuzen

04-07-2005, 09:31 AM

quote: That one they played in Dogma when what's her name was stripping. That scene was hot.  ------------------------------------------ I KISS YOU! <a href="http://www.78west.com/">The Message Whore - Because if you don't go a puppy will die.</a><a> Jackson Five, I think it was.</a>

<center><img src="http://img123.exs.cx/img123/3075/cylonsig29ua.jpg"></center>

Iamnotatool

04-07-2005, 09:34 AM

Strippers dig anything by Eminem  especially "Lose Yourself." I'm partial to anything by Leonard Skynard,  as nothing beats a 12 minute lap dance.

<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif>
Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

Tall_James

04-07-2005, 09:39 AM

The song from "Dogma" was "Candy Girl" by New Edition.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=tall_james"> 

The Cheese-Eating Bird (http://cheeseeatingbird.blogspot.com)

Aggie

04-07-2005, 10:30 AM

You must not go to black strip clubs that often, it's a whole different soundtrack.Pretty much ANY song by Lil' Jon, I know they make songs specifically for strip clubs.Also, 'Freek-A-Leek' by Petey Pablo is a big one right now.

<IMG SRC="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Aggie/RFnetAggie.jpg">

kevcala

04-07-2005, 10:38 AM

Dragula by Rob Zombie . . hot

<IMG SRC="http://home.hvc.rr.com/kevcala/sigpics/kevcala_sig5.jpg" ALIGN="left" WIDTH="301" ALT="Crud">

<MARQUEE>"I'll sit back bundled up, I'll sit back here and wait. I remember the past as wonderful though the pictures aren't that great." -atom and his package</MARQUEE>

Big Ass #22981

CaptClown

04-07-2005, 10:55 AM

Back in black and You shook me by AC/DC are staples in just about every stripclub.

Director of the C.Y.A. Society.
Field Marshal of the K.I.S.S. Army
Poison Clan rocks the world

FUNKMAN

04-07-2005, 03:30 PM

pour some sugar on me - deflepshe's got legs - zzhot legs - rodstew

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/fm3_sig.jpg">

Bulldogcakes

04-07-2005, 03:32 PM

http://www.greatseats.com/artist/chris_rock/images/artist_image.jpg"Christine Agiulera doing 'Fighter' Now that song will be played at Strip Clubs for the next ten years"MTV Music Awards 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/Kevin2700/bulldaogcopy.jpg

Can placebos cause side effects? And if so, are the side effects real?

TheMojoPin

04-07-2005, 08:00 PM

Why do the usual thing and go with "uptempo?"  That's the same ol' shit.  I like songs that are slow and sleazy.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=TheMojoPin">
1979 << On the streets of your town... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

PapaBear

04-07-2005, 08:09 PM

It's not uptempo, but a stripper friend of mine always like to strip to Portishead.

<center><img src="http://www.geocities.com/pauleight/papabearsig.jpg"></center>

FUNKMAN

04-07-2005, 09:32 PM

That's the same ol' shit.  I like songs that are slow and sleazylike George Michael's "i Want Your Sex" song... heard that in a club one time and people were getting down big time....and NO, it wasn't Ramrods

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/fm3_sig.jpg">

Hosp

04-07-2005, 11:46 PM

The one and only time I ever went to scores they played Mmm Bop by Hanson. I like Living Dead Girl by Rob Zombie  But find any 3 minute song with a beat and thats what they would play in a strip club. 

<center><IMG SRC="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=5">
<center><a href="http://www.gary-o.blogspot.com">Check out my blog. I'd be witty here, but I gave up on that a while ago.</a> </center>

fezident

04-08-2005, 04:39 AM

The Strip-Aerobics instructor at my gym is an actual stripper at night.  She says "Turbo Lover" by Judas Priest "Pour Some Sugar On Me" By Lep are still the big two.  Even the girls who listen to Hip-hop use those two songs "at work". <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/tucker71/fezident.jpg" border="0" /> ------------ "I'm looking for the 'Make Believe Ballroom'....Don't get fresh, Buddy!" 

This message was edited by fezident on 4-8-05 @ 8:41 AM

Doctor Manhattan

04-08-2005, 05:45 AM

There's that Great White song that makes a good stripper song. Can't remember the name. They had Dottie do a pole dance to in on Greg the Bunny (SK2.0)

<a href="http://www.xmradio.com"TARGET="_blank"><img src="http://members.cox.net/nicksporsche/wwjbd.jpg" border=0 TARGET="_blank">

"We're putting the band back together."</a>

CaptClown

04-08-2005, 09:19 AM

quote: Why do the usual thing and go with "uptempo?"  Because it is supposed to be attractive to watch silicone simulate natural body movement.

Director of the C.Y.A. Society.
Field Marshal of the K.I.S.S. Army
Poison Clan rocks the world

Wormwood

04-08-2005, 09:26 AM

Body Movin' - Beastie Boys

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/dfaz11779/123456.jpg">

every slacker is a star

TheMojoPin

04-08-2005, 09:45 AM

quote: quote: Why do the usual thing and go with "uptempo?"  Because it is supposed to be attractive to watch silicone simulate natural body movement. Director of the C.Y.A. Society. Field Marshal of the K.I.S.S. Army Poison Clan rocks the world Slow and sexy always wins the race. 

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=TheMojoPin">
1979 << On the streets of your town... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

Kevin

04-08-2005, 09:52 AM

Pick a poodle hair band song and you cant go wrong with your guess.

<center>
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/Kevin2700/Comincopy.jpg
<center>
The strong man is not the good wrestler; the strong man is only the one who controls himself when he is angry.
</center>

blancostupido

04-08-2005, 09:53 AM

<img src="http://www.authentichistory.com/audio/1930s/music/images/duke_ellington_03.jpg" border="0" />Satin Doll

<IMG SRC="http://members.aol.com/mlick96/tommy3.gif">
doesn't know what day it is

JustJon

04-08-2005, 10:15 AM

There's a couple Kid Rock songs that are good 

<img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/rfjustjon11.gif"> <A href="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com">Chaotic Concepts</a>

FUNKMAN

04-08-2005, 10:28 AM

guess the "i touch myself' song can work too'slow ride' by foghat ain't too shabby either

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/fm3_sig.jpg">

Iamnotatool

04-08-2005, 10:34 AM

Special Ed

<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif>
Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

FUNKMAN

04-08-2005, 10:39 AM

"i'm a bitch" by meredith brooks"like the way i do" by etheridge"not safe for work" by iamnotatool

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/fm3_sig.jpg">

El Mudo

04-08-2005, 12:25 PM

quote: Why do the usual thing and go with "uptempo?"  That's the same ol' shit.  I like songs that are slow and sleazy   You can't go wrong with live and sleazy.. <img height="267" src="http://www.neverendingmusic.com/746.jpg" width="276" border="0" /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/elm_sig.gif" border="0" /> ....We haven't seen the sun since '71Thanks Monsterone!!

This message was edited by El Mudo on 4-8-05 @ 4:26 PM

furie

04-08-2005, 12:32 PM

I like the non-descript instrumental techno

<img src="http://homepage.mac.com/furie1335/.Pictures/rfsigs/surfer.jpg">

<a href="http://fallingtowardsapotheosis.blogspot.com/">mental vomit</a>

DrinksNShrinks

04-08-2005, 12:33 PM

You have to have a little White Snake to complete that list

FUNKMAN

04-08-2005, 12:43 PM

'sweet child of mine' GnR"give it to me baby" slick rick"get the funk out of my face" brothers johnson

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/fm3_sig.jpg">

JustJon

04-08-2005, 12:54 PM

Get Naked - Methods of MayhemLapdance - N.E.R.D. 

<img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/rfjustjon11.gif"> <A href="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com">Chaotic Concepts</a>

FUNKMAN

04-08-2005, 01:06 PM

tunnel of love - bruce   'if you get my drift'

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/fm3_sig.jpg">

BoondockSaint

04-08-2005, 02:12 PM

Rock Box- Run D.M.C.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/squrl/BoonAv.jpg
Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river.

CaptClown

04-08-2005, 02:20 PM

quote: Slow and sexy always wins the race. Not when you can see the seams in the implants. Did you ever see a stripper with cock-eyed implants? The White Snake songs were "Is this Love?" and "Here I go again".  Director of the C.Y.A. Society. Field Marshal of the K.I.S.S. Army Poison Clan rocks the world

This message was edited by CaptClown on 4-8-05 @ 6:24 PM

TheMojoPin

04-08-2005, 02:39 PM

If you're expecting to hear White Snake, expect to see bad implants.My suggestion?  Stop settling for shitty strip clubs.Just a thought.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=TheMojoPin">
1979 << On the streets of your town... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

CaptClown

04-08-2005, 03:39 PM

I didn't say I didn't like White Snake and the bad implants are usually in the upscale clubs. The shitty clubs usually have the girls that look like they have been shot in the ass with rock salt, or have dancers that should have been rolled back into he ocean.

Director of the C.Y.A. Society.
Field Marshal of the K.I.S.S. Army
Poison Clan rocks the world

Gmann

04-08-2005, 04:46 PM

Digital Bath - The DeftonesI Touch Myself- The DivinylsMost Def Leppard and Cult songs

torker

04-08-2005, 05:04 PM

I don't care as long as it's not a quick song during a lap~dance.Thought I think it will be a while before I get another one.  I made a bad move the last time I went to a strip club.  Got out of work early during a snow storm and was passing the local pussy bar and stopped by.  The place was empty: the dj/door guy and the the chick behind the bar.  There was one other stripper giving a guy a lap dance.  The guy said the chick behind the bar was avail.  She was cute and it was snowing.  She just get's going  and I get a wiff of her breath, pure fucking rank shit~stank.  I was fuckin dead.  I got to see the 'roid and I left.  I could still smell her stench as I drove home.Listen! Do you smell something? <img height="436" src="http://www.jamiewhite.com/assets/images/events_pic222_lg.jpg" width="350" border="0" />

[center]<IMG SRC=http://home.comcast.net/~rmfallon/RFnettorker1313.jpg>[center]
[center]Tell me, Sister Morphine, how long have
I been lying here?[center]

fiestygal

04-08-2005, 06:42 PM

- Fever- peggy lee -Here I go Again- white snake -Cherry Pie- Warrent ? -Teach me Tiger -California- 2 pac and dr Dre-Yea Yea-Ice Cube

<IMG SRC="http://tenbatsuzen.homestead.com/files/fiestysig1.jpg">

AIM- yelowrose1981

Its time to party.... Italian Style

"Let's have a bachelor party! With chicks, and guns, and fire trucks, and hookers, and drugs, and booze!"

A.J.

04-08-2005, 09:16 PM

"Damn, Wish I Was Your Lover", Sophie B. HawkinsI remember this one dancer ALWAYS played that.

<img src=http://img40.photobucket.com/albums/v124/Canofsoup15/Sigs/AJinDC-Sig.jpg>

A Skidmark/canofsoup15 production.

Red Sox Nation

Uncle Smokey

04-08-2005, 09:45 PM

"Pour Some Sugar on Me"  is the absolute stripper classic, bar none -  although it's less a lapdance song than a song that a feature dancer will use while she's working a pole or shooting ping pong balls out her cooch.   A dancer downtown at NY DOLLS, whom I happened to be deeply and completely in love with in 20 dollar intervals,  used to do an 80s medley of "Take my Breath Away" by whoever sang that, "Crazy for You" by Madonna and a couple of Salt n Peppa songs.   God this was like late nineties and I was just starting out, without a pot to piss in, yet i have the sinking suspicion I put her kids through college.

Evilpete

04-10-2005, 08:07 PM

"Ball Tounge"-Korn "Sad but True"-Metalica"Humpty Dance"-Digital Underground"Closer"-Nine Inch Nailsanything by 2 live crew

IM: Evilpete66
<li><a href="http://www.troubleintheterraces.blogspot.com/
">Blog (AKA random thoughts of a loser):</a></li>