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Aggie
04-08-2005, 07:24 AM
<p><a href="http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=652284&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312">http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=652284&amp;CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312</a></p><p>Yesterday a disgruntled football dad went to his son's high school and shot his football coach and then tried to kill himself. Apparently he had been banned from campus and all football games.&nbsp; </p><p>First the cheerleader mom who&nbsp;was planning a hit on a mother and&nbsp;daughter so her&nbsp;daughter could make the squad, now this.&nbsp;How backwards is it down here? I guess there's insanity everywhere, it just manifests itself in sports a lot in Texas. </p>

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Tall_James
04-08-2005, 07:29 AM
Dang !

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Iamnotatool
04-08-2005, 07:35 AM
Friggin hillbillies.

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Tall_James
04-08-2005, 07:39 AM
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FUNKMAN
04-08-2005, 08:19 AM
<p>how do you circumcise a Texan?</p><p>kick his sister in the chin...</p>

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Snoogans
04-08-2005, 10:10 AM
thats supposed to be a WV joke FUNK, not texas<br />


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FUNKMAN
04-08-2005, 10:14 AM
<p><font size="1">thats supposed to be a WV joke FUNK, not texas</font></p><p>this is why you're one of my favorite people...&nbsp;&nbsp; looking forward to hangin with ya on Saturday...</p>

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Snoogans
04-08-2005, 10:16 AM
you should drive down to AC wed night and get some practice with me and spoon...AND NOT HECTOR<br />


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FUNKMAN
04-08-2005, 10:23 AM
<p>i'm working wednesday...&nbsp;&nbsp; but thanks for the invite</p><p>if you're going down during the day you should stop by - Exit 98 and then about 10 more miles</p><p>oh yeah and Hector called, he said you left your watch on the end table</p>

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Snoogans
04-08-2005, 10:24 AM
No rumors now fuck, hector is all Spoon's, and i dont need to be falsly caught in that trap<br />


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FUNKMAN
04-08-2005, 10:26 AM
okay... he just said the cute blonde one

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Snoogans
04-08-2005, 10:27 AM
<p>MY HAIR ISNT BLOND DAMMIT&nbsp;&nbsp; its light brown, spoons hair is blond cause of those faggity little highlights</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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FUNKMAN
04-08-2005, 10:29 AM
got it!&nbsp; good luck wednesday!!

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Snoogans
04-08-2005, 10:36 AM
thank you, if i win, all the liquor is on me saturday<br />


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Iamnotatool
04-08-2005, 10:38 AM
<p>you should drive down to AC wed night and get some practice with me and spoon</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Snoogs, did you just ask Funk to cuddle with you, aka spoon?&nbsp; That's gay.</p>

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Snoogans
04-08-2005, 10:40 AM
yea thats exactly it tool, we even got the heart shaped bed in the honeymoon suite<br />


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Aggie
04-08-2005, 11:22 AM
Stop derailing my thread. Use IM, bitches!

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Snoogans
04-08-2005, 11:58 AM
so how was your day aggie?<br />


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Aggie
04-08-2005, 12:46 PM
<p>Sucky, I just got back from Cali and now I'm at work again. Boo.</p>

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Snoogans
04-08-2005, 12:48 PM
yea work blows, although i had a good day, in at 7:45, out by 10, stoned by 10:30<br />


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FUNKMAN
04-08-2005, 12:49 PM
<p>Sucky, I just got back from Cali and now I'm at work again. Boo.</p><p>please stay on topic!...&nbsp; jeez</p>

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Aggie
04-08-2005, 12:51 PM
Yeah, Funk. So how's the weather in Jersey? ;)

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Snoogans
04-08-2005, 12:52 PM
jeremiah trotter really should be posting in this thread, you know, being how he plays football, and is from texas<br />


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FUNKMAN
04-08-2005, 12:56 PM
<p><font size="1">jeremiah trotter really should be posting in this thread</font></p><p>i like trotter from the movie Let It Ride better... he was having a good day!</p><p>NJ Weather Report Flash: slightly overcast, winds out of the southeast at 10-15mph, 67%humidity currently 54 dropping down to 39 in the evening</p>

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Snoogans
04-08-2005, 12:57 PM
funk its like 60 degrees out<br />


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FUNKMAN
04-08-2005, 12:59 PM
these parents need to constantly be reminded that it's just a game and to practice better sportsmanship&nbsp;... it would serve society as a whole

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Aggie
04-08-2005, 12:59 PM
<p>I'm such a hypocrite, I hate when people do this in threads. </p><p>But it IS MY thread afterall. </p>

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Snoogans
04-08-2005, 01:00 PM
im hungry<br />


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FUNKMAN
04-08-2005, 01:04 PM
<p>there is too much pressure on winning and society begins to lose focus on the true values of humanity..</p><p>which includes losing focus&nbsp;and not &nbsp;staying on topic too..</p>

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mikeyboy
04-08-2005, 01:06 PM
How come the people who work at Radio Shack don't seem to know dick about the products they carry?

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JustJon
04-08-2005, 01:15 PM
mikey, there are days I've needed something at radio shack and almost
killed the employees.&nbsp; There was the time I asked one a question,
he answered then wandered off for no reason before I could ask another
one.&nbsp; Or the time I just needed a cheap pair of speakers to plug
into a headphone/speaker jack and they went searching in the back and
told me they couldn't find anything for me, even though I found
one...&nbsp; NEXT TO THE FUCKING REGISTER...&nbsp; while he was in the
back looking.<br />


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PanterA
04-08-2005, 02:31 PM
<p>Radio Shack is fucking ghetto.</p><p>Any store with the words shack or hut is white trash.</p>

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FUNKMAN
04-08-2005, 11:44 PM
Psychedelic&nbsp;Shack, that's&nbsp;where it's at

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PapaBear
04-09-2005, 12:06 AM
I remember when you could go to Radio Shack and find all the components to build a spy satelite with a boomin' quadraphonic sound system and optional robotic ass-wiper...&nbsp; and the salesman would be bored with your amateur endeavor. At least you can still get vinyl record cleaners there. But (of course) you have to find it yourself, as the saleschildren don't know what vinyl records are.

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Snoogans
04-09-2005, 03:22 AM
yes we do, thats the things you scratch with<br />


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FUNKMAN
04-09-2005, 06:25 AM
If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says <br />15 miles to the... Love Shack

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Tenbatsuzen
04-09-2005, 06:50 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>mikey, there are days I've needed something at radio shack and almost killed the employees.&nbsp; <p><br />Me too.&nbsp; Especially when they get a interlocular on XM and have delusions of being important, when they are really a whore.</p>

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