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LordJezo
04-11-2005, 02:28 PM
<p>Ugh, this hostage situation has been going on all f'ing day.</p><p>Started
sometime before I went to lunch and now 7+ hours later I am sitting
back at home and I hear the news helicopters outside my window.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>http://www.wnbc.com/news/4366058/detail.html</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Some
moron decided it would be good to shoot his baby's daddy's daddy and
make a run for it across the state with the baby and mother in tow.<br />
</p><p>Fool ended up a mile away from my house and is surrounded by
coppers, fbi dudes, swat team.&nbsp; The works.. and hear I sit
listening to the choppers.</p><p>&nbsp;<br />
I wonder if he has to pee yet.<br />
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&nbsp;</p>

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FUNKMAN
04-11-2005, 02:33 PM
<p>thank god she had a restraining order... that has to be the most insignificant piece of paper on the earth</p><p>actually i'm sure they work sometimes but when they don't it's very frustrating</p>

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Tenbatsuzen
04-11-2005, 02:45 PM
<p>I was working the phones when this went down today.&nbsp; It was literally the most fun 90 minutes of radio I've done.&nbsp; We had people calling in with updates as the chase went down 78.&nbsp; </p>

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LordJezo
04-11-2005, 02:47 PM
<p>AHH THEY ARE MOVING IN!!!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>AHHH THEY GOT HIM!!!!!!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>What a let down.&nbsp; That was a really lame end to the standoff.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Guess its good no one got hurt, wish they blew his head off though.&nbsp;</p>

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HBox
04-11-2005, 02:54 PM
<p><font size="0" face="verdana" color="#000000"><strong> I hear the choopers outside..</strong></font></p><p><font size="2" face="tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif">Choopers? What is that, the new racist slang?</font></p><p><font size="2" face="tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif">White people are so scared.....</font><br />
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FUNKMAN
04-11-2005, 02:55 PM
<p><font face="Tahoma" color="#000080" size="2">Choopers? What is that</font></p><p>it's short for Troopers in a Helicopter</p>

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DarkHippie
04-11-2005, 03:33 PM
restraining orders only work if you have a 20 foot pole with a screwdriver at the end

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SatCam
04-11-2005, 03:47 PM
<font size="1">restraining orders only work if you have a 20 foot pole with a screwdriver at the endhttp://www.cyberman-online.de/lisa.gif</font>

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FUNKMAN
04-11-2005, 03:50 PM
<p> </p><font size="1" /><font face="Tahoma" color="#000080" size="2">Choopers? What is that</font> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>sounds like a new wrap at Taco Bell...</p>

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torker
04-11-2005, 03:52 PM
<p>I could go for a Whoopper...</p><p><img height="118" src="http://www.cybergift.us/images/whopper.jpg" width="141" border="0" /></p>

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SatCam
04-11-2005, 03:58 PM
<p>&quot;Sherriff's department, how may I help you?&quot;<br />&quot;I'm at a drive through right now... I ordered my food five times, they're just mopping the floor I know they're not busy... I asked four times for a western barbeque burger!&quot;</p><img alt="Oh my gawd!" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig94_general_clapton.jpg" align="right" border="0" /><a href="http://www.satelitecam.tk/">Ron and Fez Drops and Bits</a> <font color="#ff0000">50%</font>

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FUNKMAN
04-11-2005, 04:08 PM
<p>the Big Mooc</p><p><img height="150" src="http://app.mcdonalds.com/countries/usa/food/nutrition/mcmeal/img/1005s.jpg" width="175" border="0" /></p>

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torker
04-11-2005, 04:10 PM
<p>Hoot doog, get your hoot doog</p><p><img height="212" src="http://www.sjsnax.com/images/212_212_ballpark.jpg" width="212" border="0" /></p>

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shamus mcfitzy
04-12-2005, 08:52 AM
<p>baby's daddy's daddy</p><p>he shot his &quot;baby's momma's daddy&quot;, not his &quot;baby's daddy's daddy&quot;,&nbsp;get it right. You're certainly no Wadd.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I was watching this for like 2 hours just completely entranced for some reason. I was pretty sad when they stopped showing the coverage at like 1:45 or whatever.I was watching Fox News to see if they would come up with some crazy theory like they did with the guy at the Capitol. </p><p>Supposedly the restraining order never got served because they didn't have the&nbsp;guy's proper address. I think its pretty funny that you can just run away from a restraining order. </p>

ChickenHawk
04-12-2005, 08:56 AM
I went bar hooping on my 21st birthday.

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FUNKMAN
04-12-2005, 02:48 PM
<p><font size="1">I went bar hooping on my 21st birthday. </font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>did you get fooked up?</p>

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Hottub
04-12-2005, 02:51 PM
Yeah, on shoots of Tequila!

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FUNKMAN
04-12-2005, 02:51 PM
was i spooking to you?

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ChickenHawk
04-12-2005, 02:54 PM
Yeah, and nothing toops off a good night of drinking like a big bag of microwave poopcorn.

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FUNKMAN
04-12-2005, 03:29 PM
<p><font size="1">big bag of microwave poopcorn</font></p><p>is that made by DJoovilEd?</p>

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torker
04-12-2005, 07:27 PM
As loong as LoordJezoo is ookay I'm happy<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" />&nbsp;

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FUNKMAN
04-12-2005, 07:28 PM
<p><font size="1">As loong as LoordJezoo is ookay I'm happy<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" />&nbsp;</font></p><p>i think you mean hoopy...</p>

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LordJezo
04-13-2005, 08:05 AM
<p>Oh crap I spelled that wrong in the subject!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I just noticed it and realized what was going on in this thread.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I fail.&nbsp;</p>

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Bulldogcakes
04-13-2005, 05:01 PM
You soouck<br />


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FUNKMAN
04-13-2005, 08:22 PM
i'm getting a good vibrootion....

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ChickenHawk
04-13-2005, 09:09 PM
What kind of toopings to you guys like on your poopcorn?

Extra salt? Extra booter?

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