Im brand new to this.....

[swiss miss]

I guess I just wanted to say
hello, Im brand new, and Im
trying to figure all this
out...if anyone wanto to lend
a hand in guiding me through
this sight, Id appreciate
it!!!

This message was edited by swiss miss on 10-9-01 @ 7:46 PM

[reeshy]

Hi Swiss Miss,

We;come. Stick eith me ,kid. I'm the cutest, coolest guy on this board and everyone will tell you that-trust me.

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[Captain Rooster]

put a seatbelt on your computer chair or you may just laugh you ass right off of it...

WELCOME....we are all trapped here and held hostage by Darth Heckler the RF.net warden...

It's kinda like the mob...you are safe here - just don't think that you will be able to leave...

it's like crack - take a hit - welcome to Crackheadville!

Post often and have fun!

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God Bless America!

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[swiss miss]

thank you!!! I appreciate it,
is this like a chat? hows it
all work, my new buddy

[reeshy]

Hey LT,

Tell Swiss Miss how cool and cute I am!Tell her how everyone looks up to me!! Go On-GO ON!!

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[Captain Rooster]

Swiss Miss - refer all questions and praise to Reeshy - he is the resident lover boy type....he may woo you with his charms...just give in...resistance is futile

I can tell he likes you - the Brad Pitt face is out - uh oh...last time that happened he started humping his couch like a horny dog!

Swissy you sounds cool - Reeshy will yake real good care of you!

Give me an IM if he gets too fresh!:)

ROOSTER The "New" Masked Poster!

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God Bless America!

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[reeshy]

LT,

you outdid yourself this time-best pic yet-LMAO!!!!!

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[FezWad]

Don't worry you'll catch on to the site and yeah baby post 100 right here!

Who's got a little text under his name?I do! :-)

[swiss miss]

Thank you oh so much!!! I
need all the help I can
get...not sure why its all
soooooo confusing.

[The Blowhard]

Welcome Swiss Miss.
This board is full of drooling posters..I'm probably the only gentleman here. Any questions, let me know!;)

"The true character of liberty is independence, maintained by force"

[reeshy]

Hey Heckler,

Don't forget you got that court appearance on that morals charge. Get some rest tonight!!

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[erinmoran]

Swiss miss?.....are you a switch hitter?


Just curious...lol

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From the song "Believe" by Stryper

[swiss miss]

Hello Heckler!!! Are you the
heckler that they refer to all
the time on r/f? Thank you
for your willingness to help a
swiss damsel in distres

[swiss miss]

Hmmmmm..... did we go there
already? Its my first day...

[reeshy]

I'm warning you, Miss, stay away from the Heckler. His basement smells funny!!

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[swiss miss]

Oh my....what does it smell
of? Oh, whats up w/ the bar
crawl

[Girlfezzie]

Hi swiss miss. Welcome to the board. I am pretty new here so I am kind of lost too.

Ron and Fez and Opie and Anthony- My personal Lubricants.

[swiss miss]

what a cute name! Im sure Fez
is proud....

[JustJon]

you seem to be doing good so far, swiss miss. just bounce around the board and respond to the posts if you find you have something you want to say.

And Heckler likes cheese.

And reeshy has a thing for leather and masks.

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[HordeKing1]

SWISS MISS - Welcome to the board. I love your sn, it made me think of cocoa.

A message board is different from a chat room, in that a chat room involves actual conversations occuring in real time, while a message board involves posting new topics of interest and responding to topics raised by others (or responding to responses to your topics).

Hmmm. Maybe that was a bit confusing. Up next: Satre - When you stare into the void, does the void really stare into you?

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/hking

[reeshy]

You finally noticed-huh,John. I've noticed you for a long time myself-yummy!!!!

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[reeshy]

Horde King,

To answer your satre question-When I look into the void, it does not look back at me -it a-voids me-YUK!!

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[The Blowhard]

Ya' know, I'm just trying to be nice to the new members and all I get is abuse from you knuckleheads! Back off Bozos! ;)

"The true character of liberty is independence, maintained by force"

[HordeKing1]

REESHY - GROAN

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[EffMeBoobs]

Welcome to the board Swiss Missie! I hope you love marshmallows! Happy posting.

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[brodieman]

welcome aboard swiss miss...and mmmmmmmmmmmmm.......marshmallows :)

"He doesn't know how to make a holy bartender!"-Jason Lee, Dogma
can't get one board, try another

[goalie]

swiss miss - are thos marshmallows in your shirt or are you just happy to see me.. ;)

Welcome

[LingRLonger]

The board members are alot easier to get to know than some of the other boards...

Welcome to the board Swiss Miss, if that really is your name, (Billy?)

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[Gvac]

Im brand new to this.....
That just sounds sooo hot....

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Thanks again, WWFallon. You are an American hero.

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[TomPoo]

swiss miss,

I see your worried about "figuring out" this board.

Real simple, all you need to know is some facts about some key members like:

Dan is Dan from Hoboken on O&A and FnF

Carter is owner of the board

easy right??? ok here is a few more

the horde kingis all knowing although he won't admit it

pootertootrun batches to Penny from inspector gadjet

effemboobscan do things to an asian boy that will overcome any man or woman with excitement

gvac needs to get a job... soon, cause this board is taking over his life

just jon wants us to believe post count doesn't matter as he is just about to round 2000

Pantara, Skullcrush, and sunndoggy are 3 of the funniest, sarcastic motha fuckers you will ever meet

rooster is our official RnF.net military officer, but it seems his only duty is posting on RnF.net (j/k)

girl germs is one mean sarcastic be-yotch, but that is why I and everyone else loves her

scot baio, erin moran, and little oolong are our resident celebrites, although oolong will probably get pissed I categorized him with the other two hasbins

sunrisa does NOT like sex with food, will NOT use a pitching wedge when practicing sex, but has and will do the shower thing... now that is HOT!!

inkgrrl claims is not Canadian, but we all know she has a tattoo of a maple leaf on her ass

lara croft ,you have heard this girl on the radio, don't mess with her

Gwen ROCKS!!!!! but needs to be sexually satisfied more often

WWFALLON and PERRYNOIDare currently updating us with news reports from Afaganistan to Wrestling

that is all I can think of right now, I hope this helps you with your future posting

oh yea, then there is me, just trying to stay under the radar laughing at my own POO jokes

SEEYA and welcome

REEKING of AWESOMENESS
----TomPoo

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"There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"

[RF Godfather]

Swiss Miss, you are doing quite well so far and it seems that you found the right place if your looking for irrelevant yet entertaining motherf*ckers. The board is your home and at this home you'll never get bored... you see what I did with that...

*cricket noises*

I can take a hint... tough room. PERIOD!



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SEEeeE Yahhh!

I'll get a new sig in due time, all in due time...
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[swiss miss]

Its is so great to see kevin
smith fans!! I could watch
clerks every day till I die.

[swiss miss]

Thank you, Im a swiss girly,
so the name is fitting (and
shes too cute, looks like me
as a kid!!!) You all are too
ki

[swiss miss]

Thank you, Im a swiss girly,
so the name is fitting (and
shes too cute, looks like me
as a kid!!!) You all are too
ki

[Lisa Croft]

I have had a theory for years that Switzerland doesn't exist because I've never met ANYONE who said they were Swiss. I figured it was some sort of government conspiracy (I assumed Swiss Miss Cocoa was a clever ruse concocted by the CIA.) Either Swiss Miss has debunked my theory, or she is working for "them". I will continue my investigation.

http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/lisasig

[swiss miss]

I assure you that there is no
conspiracy....I am from
Switzerland, complete with a
cow, milk pails and cheese.

[swiss miss]

TomPoo....Thank you for the
ever so detailed whos-who on
the board...to think , one day
I may too join the ranks.

[Gvac]

By the way, I need a new watch. Can you hook me up?



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Thanks again, WWFallon. You are an American hero.

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[Gvac]

Oh yeah, and a new pocket knife.

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Thanks again, WWFallon. You are an American hero.

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[The Blowhard]

Switzerland is a beautiful country. Clean and safe streets, great skiing and the best chocolate in the world!

"Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illuminates it."

[swiss miss]

Sure!! How many watches and
swiss army knives you want?!
And yes, our chocolate DOES
rock.....and the hot chocolate

[JustJon]

swissy, do you wear leiderhosen and have your hair in braids?

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[swiss miss]

Just Jon,
I do not wear leiderhosen,
but I can braid my hair!! In
fact I do when inspired, and
then field the calls of
Heidi!!" and "Its the swis
mi