When should I get my taxes done? [Archive]

Death Metal Moe

04-19-2005, 07:41 PM

Someone told me the due date is in June or some shit.Anyone know any good places to get them done? ::crosses fingers and hopes lame ass gag takes off::

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04-19-2005, 07:56 PM

Is this a goof? 

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04-19-2005, 08:08 PM

you've got 360+ days

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04-19-2005, 08:30 PM

Taxes are optional for drummers.

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Kevin

04-19-2005, 08:30 PM

Errrrr April 15 is called Tax day for somthing Big Man..... "TAX" day

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Reephdweller

04-20-2005, 02:41 AM

<img height="700" src="http://www.consumer.gov/postalinspectors/images/helmsley.jpg" width="490" border="0" />  "Only the little people pay taxes." <img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=3" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.osirusonline.com/" target="blank">Reefy's website...</a><a href="http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm" target="blank">Check out The Ron and Fez Show Logs...UPDATED!!!!!</a>Right now you could care less about me... but soon enough you will care, by the time I'm done

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JPMNICK

04-20-2005, 04:49 AM

If you filed an extension, i believe you have until June. If not, you may want to go to H&R block today and explain the situation

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fluffernutter

04-20-2005, 05:19 AM

Dude, I mean really.....how do you not know that taxes are due April
15th. You don't even like getting that early jump on things and getting
your refund the minute you get your W2 from your employer? Not to be a
hard ass just from one friend to another here. 

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04-20-2005, 05:41 AM

Didn't you see the lame local news "report" from outside of the post office last Friday?

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JPMNICK

04-20-2005, 05:45 AM

Maybe he knows he is going to owe, so he did not rush to get them done. And now he is screwed

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Death Metal Moe

04-20-2005, 06:15 AM

So what you're all telling me is that the little people pay in April, but drummers get to live high off the hog with no taxes taken out of our pay and Uncle Sam never dips into our pockets? Sweet.  I just shredded all this useless shit the government sent me.  1040EZ.  Pppppppfffffffffftttt.  How about 1040 DEEZ NUTZ IN YO' MOUTH, BIATCH!!!  One thousand and forty EZ teabags for you IRS cum dumpsters!

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LordJezo

04-20-2005, 07:07 AM

I don't quite understand what is really going on in this thread. Is this some sort of code for some drug deal going down or what? 

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JPMNICK

04-20-2005, 07:09 AM

"taxes" is the new way for white people to talk about black people with out them knowing

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LordJezo

04-20-2005, 07:12 AM

quote:"taxes" is the new way for white people to talk about black people with out them knowing

 
 Oh, well in that case, to answer the original question of where to get them done..  Newark, NJ 

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JerseyRich

04-20-2005, 07:18 AM

Don't you have to earn money to pay taxes? 

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Death Metal Moe

04-20-2005, 04:22 PM

quote: "taxes" is the new way for white people to talk about black people with out them knowing<img src="http://home.comcast.net/~nickcontardo/rfnetjp.jpg" border="0" /> Thanks to Reef for my sig. You rock So should I now say to my white friends "Those friggin' Taxes don't pay their black people?" 

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Death Metal Moe

04-20-2005, 04:25 PM

<img src="http://sinequanon.spleenville.com/archives/images/cartman.gif" border="0" />"My mom says there's a lot of Taxes in Africa."

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Death Metal Moe

04-20-2005, 04:27 PM

<img src="http://www.thefestival.bc.ca/performers/2003/pix/ani_difranco.jpg" border="0" />"White people are so scared, of Taxes....."

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torker

04-20-2005, 04:29 PM

ONLY TWO THINGS ARE CERTAIN IN LIFE : DEATH AND TAXES<img height="244" src="http://www.ci.dickinson.tx.us/images/unsolved_crime/Suspect%203.jpg" width="250" border="0" />

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torker

04-20-2005, 04:31 PM

<img height="277" src="http://www.breweriana.com/flats/flatblackdallasbk.JPG" width="189" border="0" />Dallas, Taxes

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04-20-2005, 05:33 PM

lol u got me!!!!!!!!1

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Death Metal Moe

04-22-2005, 06:05 AM

Well, this is what I get for starting a "gag" thread.  Wacka wacka.  It was good for a few responses at least.

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