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Death Metal Moe
04-25-2005, 07:18 PM
<p>Ye Gods.&nbsp; My DSL just got turned on tonight, and I'm insane.&nbsp; I can't stop visiting websites I always did just to see how fast they load now.&nbsp; I can't get over how fast I can post now, even with the award winning tools.&nbsp; I can't get over how quickly I download my &quot;Educational Videos.&quot;&nbsp; </p><p>This is insanity.&nbsp; I set up my wireless router that came with my Verizon DSL package deal, then I installed my wireless card in my notebook.&nbsp; Suddenly, I'm outside looking at websites.&nbsp; Went down to my grandma's house to get some pictures out of her AOL account with it.&nbsp; AMAZINGLY fast through the floor.</p><p>I mean I know I'm gonna get used to it eventually, but until then, I will LOVE this new surfing power.&nbsp; AOL sucks balls, and I'm making sure it's canceled as soon as possible.</p>

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
04-25-2005, 07:19 PM
It's like the first time I got cable. It'll wear off.

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FUNKMAN
04-25-2005, 07:22 PM
<p>Congrats! Now you can work the keyboard with your drumsticks</p><p>you've got the speed</p>

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HBox
04-25-2005, 07:25 PM
<font face="tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif"><font size="7">WELCOME TO THE YEAR 2000!<br />
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People like me because I force them to,<font color="#ff0000"><em> WITH VIOLENCE!!!!!!!!!!!</font></em></font></font><br />

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Kevin
04-25-2005, 07:32 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font face="tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif"><font size="7">WELCOME TO THE YEAR 2000!<br /></font></font><br /><hr width="100%" />People like me because I force them to,<font color="#ff0000"><em> WITH VIOLENCE!!!!!!!!!!!</em></font><br />I want to see a stewed tomato in the toilet by noon, or I'll be paying you a little visit! <img height="472" src="http://duchovny.net/morephotos/conan01/dcon018.jpg" width="636" border="0" /><br />

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monsterone
04-25-2005, 07:33 PM
i'm buying stock in jergins; moe is gonna find a brand new dimension of porn.

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HBox
04-25-2005, 07:36 PM
<p><font size="1" face="verdana" color="black">i'm buying stock in jergins; moe is gonna find a brand new dimension of porn.</font></p><p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/44783/page/Can_you_password_protect_folders_on_your_comp_.htm" target="_blank">Could this thread be related? The answer is obvious.</a><br /></p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/44783/page/Can_you_password_protect_folders_on_your_comp_.htm" target="_blank"></a>

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Death Metal Moe
04-25-2005, 07:36 PM
This is insanity.&nbsp; I'm posting, I have Warez searching for shit and I'm listening to Mikey D's replay on RadioBBQ.net all at the same time with no slow down.&nbsp; Wow.

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Death Metal Moe
04-25-2005, 07:38 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>&nbsp;</p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font face="verdana" color="#000000" size="1">i'm buying stock in jergins; moe is gonna find a brand new dimension of porn. </font><p>&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/44783/page/Can_you_password_protect_folders_on_your_comp_.htm" target="_blank">Could this thread be related? The answer is obvious.</a><br /></p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/44783/page/Can_you_password_protect_folders_on_your_comp_.htm" target="_blank"></a><br /><hr width="100%" />People like me because I force them to,<font color="#ff0000"><em> WITH VIOLENCE!!!!!!!!!!!</em></font><br />I want to see a stewed tomato in the toilet by noon, or I'll be paying you a little visit! Ahh. nice call back.&nbsp; No, it isn't realted, but looks really bad.&nbsp; I'm actually just so paranoid about that crative writing thing that I want to protect any possible shit I may create, even if it's on my own password protected account on my own computer.<br />

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WhistlePig
04-25-2005, 07:52 PM
So now the crappy posting tools are loading twice as fast? Congratulations! Twice the frustration in half the time!

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JustJon
04-26-2005, 10:40 AM
<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>&nbsp;Went down to my
grandma's house to get some pictures out of her AOL account with it.
AMAZINGLY fast through the floor.</p><a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/"></a><br />You were storing your porn in your grandmother's email?<br />


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itspolo
04-26-2005, 10:44 AM
<p>you posted 15308 times on dial-up???</p><p>what a madman...btw cable is faster<br />
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mdr55
04-26-2005, 03:42 PM
<p>Now I can ask my drunken moe question.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>What do they do with the left overs from the donuts and bagels when they make the whole??&nbsp;</p>

furie
04-26-2005, 04:03 PM
now you just have to start with the limewire<br />


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Heavy
05-08-2005, 06:29 AM
Congrats Moe.&nbsp; Hadnt heard the good news.&nbsp; Like whoever posted above me said, get limewire.&nbsp; Within the last few hours ive downloaded a few Bob Sapp fights, a full Jenna Jameson movie in which shes plays an abused wife, jimi Hendrix Live at Woodstock, a homemade porn featuring a Morbidly obese woman and &quot;The Wall&quot; full movie.

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furie
05-08-2005, 10:46 AM
i just hooked up my father's old compaq up with verizon dsl. it was a
pain in the ass, since he didn't have an ethernet card. but now that
it's up and running, i must say that there's little diffrence between
dsl and cable. the only descernable diffrence has to be in downloading
large files. but when it comes to surfing the web, there're the same,
and dsl is about half the price.<br />



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Death Metal Moe
05-08-2005, 12:48 PM
<p><font size="1">the only descernable diffrence has to be in downloading large files</font></p><p>You see, it's for file transfers that I really wanted to get high speed internet, but DSL is great, yes.&nbsp; Uploading files to our band website, and then finding stuff I want online.</p><p>Quick story.&nbsp; I was over my band's house yesterday, and I brought my laptop.&nbsp; Got their network key, and I thought I was gonna be FLYING because they have cable access.&nbsp; It turns out that they only have a B wireless router.&nbsp; I was actually moving slower over there than at home with my G wireless router.&nbsp; And I got the wireless card in my laptop so I wouldn't have to hard wire myself into someone's system.&nbsp; I gotta talk to them about getting a G.</p>

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SatCam
05-08-2005, 05:00 PM
<p>So after one day you're too good for B now?</p><p><em>I see how it is.</em></p>

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JustJon
05-09-2005, 10:39 AM
Even if they get a G router, make sure each member of the band has a G
wireless card.&nbsp; A single B card on a G wireless network will drop
the whole network to B.<br />


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Tall_James
05-09-2005, 10:52 AM
<p><font size="1">Even if they get a G router, make sure each member of the band has a G wireless card.&nbsp; A single B card on a G wireless network will drop the whole network to B.</font></p><p><font size="1">Don't be a D and get fucked in the A.&nbsp; Make sure they get the G ASAP or you'll be FUBAR.&nbsp; ROFLMAO !!!&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="1">Sometimes I hate the Internet.</font></p>

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Death Metal Moe
05-09-2005, 11:08 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Even if they get a G router, make sure each member of the band has a G wireless card.&nbsp; A single B card on a G wireless network will drop the whole network to B.<br /><img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/rfjustjon11.gif" border="0" /><br /><a href="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/">Chaotic Concepts</a> <p><br />Really?&nbsp; A G router wouldn't just send a G signal everywhere, and the card would just receive it as fast as it could?&nbsp; </p><p>So what you're saying is that a G router senses that it's sending a G signal to a B card, drops the rate to the B speed, and that's in effect for everyone who is receiving, even if they have a G?</p><p>If that's what you mean, that is fucking lame because they have a B receiver on an upstairs comp.&nbsp; So they'd have to replace the router and the receiver on the comp just to make sure my wireless G card was getting all the speed it could.&nbsp; They ain't gonna replace all that.</p>

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SatCam
05-09-2005, 01:22 PM
G, I wish it were easier to replace a B with a G, know what I'm sayin', B?

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FUNKMAN
05-09-2005, 01:29 PM
G, sounds like that one B is a real pain in the A

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Evilpete
05-09-2005, 02:59 PM
This may sound stupid, but I was wondering if you need a specific modem/card to use a DSL line.&nbsp; I was thinking of gettign DSL down the road, and I have a Network card on my computer, is it possible to use that or will I have to shell out the $$$ for a DSL specific &nbsp;card/modem

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JustJon
05-10-2005, 10:12 AM
<p>That's exactly what I'm saying, Moe.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And you just
need a network card for dsl.&nbsp; Phone line goes into a dsl modem,
network cable comes from the modem.&nbsp; You can plug it directly into
the computer, or put a router between them to allow multiple
computers.&nbsp;</p>

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