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MrPink
04-26-2005, 04:12 PM
im considering becomin a hooker cause college costs are thru the roof. do u guys think that there is a market for them? im hopin i can get some lonely housewives.
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04-26-2005, 04:38 PM
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04-26-2005, 04:41 PM
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04-26-2005, 04:45 PM
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MrPink
04-26-2005, 04:56 PM
you make a good point booster.
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JPMNICK
04-26-2005, 04:58 PM
Here is the thing about women, even ugly desperate house wives can go out and get laid.
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04-26-2005, 05:11 PM
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MrPink
04-26-2005, 05:11 PM
damn, looks like i aint gonna have no clients
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Bulldogcakes
04-26-2005, 05:21 PM
<p>I'm sure you can find plenty of overweight, lonely MEN in Chelsea
(Manhattan) who'll pay you for your services. Do you give good head?</p><p><br />
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Hottub
04-26-2005, 05:23 PM
<p><font size="1">Here is the thing about women, even ugly desperate house wives can go out and get laid.</font></p><p> </p><p>Yeah it's true! They got that whole Vagina thing going for them.</p><p> </p><p><strong><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="6">GOT MILF?</font></strong></p>
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Iamnotatool
04-26-2005, 06:37 PM
<p>I used to (and sometimes still) drive for an escort agency in NY, the only people who call male hookers, are rich guys, and guys that want to beat up/rob/rape male hookers.</p><p> </p><p>And cakes, you KNOW he gives good head, stop lying.</p>
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Iamnotatool
04-26-2005, 06:38 PM
<p>Also, Pink/WNEW, you stuttering prick, who CONSIDERS being a male hooker. Like if some halfway decent looking bitch came up to you and offered you money to fuck her, you wouldn't??</p><p> </p><p>You probably wouldn't, because she doesn't have a cock.</p>
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04-26-2005, 06:42 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>Also, Pink/WNEW, you stuttering prick, who CONSIDERS being a male hooker. Like if some halfway decent looking bitch came up to you and offered you money to fuck her, you wouldn't??</p><p> </p><p>You probably wouldn't, because she doesn't have a cock.</p><img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif" border="0" /> Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits WOW <font style="background-color: #3300cc" color="#666600"><strong><font style="background-color: #ffffff">NICE!!!!!</font><br /></strong></font>
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04-26-2005, 07:40 PM
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04-27-2005, 09:48 AM
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MrPink
04-27-2005, 11:06 AM
<p>i never was WNEWStinks. i dunno how u figure thats me.</p><p></p><p>Also, Pink/WNEW, you stuttering prick, who CONSIDERS being a male hooker. Like if some halfway decent looking bitch came up to you and offered you money to fuck her, you wouldn't??</p><p> </p><p>You probably wouldn't, because she doesn't have a cock.</p><p>i'd do it fer free but i dont think i would have any decent lookin clients so i have to consider it. i can do ugly chicks but i dont think i can do great big fat girls. and no, i wont do guys. unless he slipped me roofie.</p>
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SatCam
04-27-2005, 02:17 PM
<p>and no, i wont do guys. unless he slipped me roofie.</p><p>Why don't you save the trouble and do guys, so you can get paid instead of being raped?</p>
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04-27-2005, 02:45 PM
one time a girl paid me to not make it with her...
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MrPink
04-27-2005, 02:46 PM
<p>Why don't you save the trouble and do guys, so you can get paid instead of being raped?</p><p>good point. im too fucked up today to think good.</p>
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Iamnotatool
04-27-2005, 02:59 PM
<p>I think you coulda left out the "today" in that sentance Pinkie.</p><p>I don't think that you think too good most days.</p><p> </p><p>PS </p><font face="Verdana">quote: </font>Unless he slipped me a roofie. <p> </p><p> That means you are a closet fag waiting for the chance to suck cock with a built in excuse.</p><p> </p><p><img border="0" src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif" /> Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits</p>
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04-27-2005, 04:12 PM
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monsterone
04-27-2005, 04:35 PM
this kid is a rest stop away from getting his faggot merit badge.
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