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monsterone
04-27-2005, 07:56 PM
<p>hands down, sarah silverman.</p><p><img src="http://images.zap2it.com/20040817/celebs_actingout/018_sarahsilverman_schoolofrockpr.jpg" border="0" /></p><p> </p><p>she is so fucking hot.</p>
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Death Metal Moe
04-27-2005, 08:01 PM
<p>It USED to be:</p><p><img height="302" src="http://www.nndb.com/people/267/000023198/garofalo.jpg" width="208" border="0" /></p><p>Until she died her hair that HORRIBLE bleach blonde color, and started becoming a political activist instead of a comic.</p>
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04-27-2005, 08:07 PM
<p>Sorry to do this to you, folks...</p><p><img height="400" src="http://www.latorrevision.com/phyllisdiller2.jpg" width="400" border="0" /></p>
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fiestygal
04-27-2005, 08:08 PM
she does not exist...they are all man-ish in a way
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Fallon
04-27-2005, 08:09 PM
Is Kimmel still hitting <a href="http://www.archivodefamosas.com/go2.php?foto=bb_archivos/26405/SarahSilverman.jpg" target="_blank">this</a>?<br />
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monsterone
04-27-2005, 08:15 PM
if he is i will shank him 'til he's dead based on that photo.
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FUNKMAN
04-27-2005, 08:18 PM
<p>hottest female comic</p><p><img height="544" src="http://images2.tfaw.com/coverst/400/s/superboris.jpg" width="400" border="0" /></p>
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fezident
04-27-2005, 08:24 PM
<p>Laura Kightlinger. Very hot in-person...and even very hot on TV but, she doesn't look all that great in photos.</p><p>http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/tucker71/laura5.jpg</p>
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04-27-2005, 08:27 PM
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Kevin
04-27-2005, 08:29 PM
I have alwayes loved Sarah Silverman no contest.
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<p><font size="0" face="verdana" color="black">Until she died her hair that HORRIBLE bleach blonde color, and started becoming a political activist instead of a comic.</font> <br />
</p><p>She was never comic, in
the sense that when she got on stage, she inspired bleeding from the
ears, not laughter.<br />
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04-27-2005, 08:32 PM
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WhistlePig
04-27-2005, 08:44 PM
<img src= "http://www.nndb.com/people/703/000022637/tracy-ullman.jpg"
hottest, as in cool?
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WhistlePig
04-27-2005, 08:46 PM
<img src+ "http://www.nndb.com/people/703/000022637/tracy-ullman.jpg"
hottest, as in cool?
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WhistlePig
04-27-2005, 08:50 PM
I double post and my image doesn't show up. Kinda spoils the moment, doesn't it!
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monsterone
04-27-2005, 08:51 PM
your link doesn't work, but as hot as in bangable. not realistically.
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Kevin
04-27-2005, 08:51 PM
Wow Whistle Pig Triple Post NICE!!!
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WhistlePig
04-27-2005, 08:53 PM
And I used to love macs...
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FUNKMAN
04-27-2005, 09:07 PM
<p>Tracey can be real cute at times. She reminds me of this woman Emily Watson who at times can put a little starch in your shorts</p><p><img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Emily+Watson/v=2/SID=e/TID=I030_86/l=IVI/SIG=14can6fb4/EXP=1114751135/*-http%3A//us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/movie_pix/cannes/cannes_2003_photos/emily_watson/cannes2.jpg" border="0" /></p>
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fiestygal
04-27-2005, 09:30 PM
<p>amy sedaris (with out her JERRI BLANK make up)</p><p>amy pohler</p><p>nicole sullivan</p><p>mo collins</p><p>maya rudlof</p><p>tina fey</p>
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kevcala
04-27-2005, 09:51 PM
<p>I think Caroline Rhea is hot at times</p><p><img src="http://www.wma.com/caroline_rhea/imgs/Caroline_Rhea_main.jpg" border="0" /></p>
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ChickenHawk
04-27-2005, 09:54 PM
Fezident beat me to it. I'm with you on that one, man. She is definitely hot.
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Is Kimmel still hitting <a target="_blank" href="http://www.archivodefamosas.com/go2.php?foto=bb_archivos/26405/SarahSilverman.jpg">this</a>?</font> <br />
</p><p>I thought that was so
fucking hot................... until I noticed the arm hair.
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GaryWyze
04-27-2005, 10:02 PM
<p><font color="#660099">Agree on Sarah Silverman. Hot and quite cool. I remember 1st seeing her when she was a writer/bit player on SNL - she played a reporter during a David Dinkins' press conference - and I've loved her ever since. She's also, consistently, one of Conan's best guess.</font></p><p><font color="#660099">There's actually quite a few hot girl comics, most relatively new, on the scene these days. Saw former O&A intern Francine at the Norton show lst night and she looked like a good time.</font></p><p><font color="#660099">And of course the future Mrs. Vos, Bonnie McFarlaine. Pretty and a great fucking smile.</font></p><p><font color="#660099">EDIT: I don't think she's a comidian, per se, but I've always also thought Cheri Oteri looked like she'd be fun to fuck. Not exactly beautiful, but a tight little package.</font></p>
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<p><img width="270" height="180" border="0" src="http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/030801/104433__rosie_odonnell_l.jpg" /></p><p> </p><p>Probably not the hottest, but deffinately sweats the most. </p>
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kc7586
04-27-2005, 10:18 PM
<p>Do they have to be funny to be considered hot? If so it reeeeeally narrows down the choices.</p>
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04-27-2005, 10:22 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p><img height="180" src="http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/030801/104433__rosie_odonnell_l.jpg" width="270" border="0" /></p><p> </p><p>Probably not the hottest, but deffinately sweats the most. </p>But Gary ...would you still hit it?<br />But Gary ...would you still hit it?
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04-27-2005, 10:26 PM
<p>Probably not the hottest, but deffinately sweats the most.</p><p><font color="#660066">Awesome.</font></p>
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<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p><img height="180" src="http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/030801/104433__rosie_odonnell_l.jpg" width="270" border="0" /></p><p> </p><p>Probably not the hottest, but deffinately sweats the most. </p><img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=5" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.gary-o.blogspot.com/">Check out my blog. I'd be witty here, but I gave up on that a while ago.</a> <div align="left">Even more than?:</div><div align="left" /><div align="left"><img height="165" src="http://www.hardrock.com/live2/LiveGraphics/MargaretCho/MargaretCho_review.jpg" width="174" border="0" /></div><br />
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fezident
04-28-2005, 03:36 AM
<p>She's not a "comic" per se but...since people have been entering Comedic Actresses...I have to post my personal fave: NICOLE SULLIVAN from MadTv and King of Queens.</p><p>http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/tucker71/nicolebanner.jpg</p>
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04-28-2005, 04:37 AM
Whichever one will sleep with me
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04-28-2005, 05:39 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>hands down, sarah silverman.</p><p><img src="http://images.zap2it.com/20040817/celebs_actingout/018_sarahsilverman_schoolofrockpr.jpg" border="0" /></p><p> </p><p>she is so fucking hot.</p><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=monsterone01" border="1" /><br /><font color="#ff0000" size="1">violent thoughts & prayers</font> <font color="#ff0000" size="6"><font size="2">Amen!!!</font><br /></font>
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04-28-2005, 05:41 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>hands down, sarah silverman.</p><p><img height="225" src="http://images.zap2it.com/20040817/celebs_actingout/018_sarahsilverman_schoolofrockpr.jpg" width="150" border="1" /></p>she is so fucking hot<font color="#ff0000" size="6"> </font><font color="#ff0000" size="6"><p> </p><p><font size="1"><strong>I don't know how this thread went past the first post, It's Sarah. Even Despite the "Kimmle factor".</strong></font></p><p><font size="1"><strong>She is very pretty and her sense of humor adds to her sexyness. She thinks like a guy but is still very much a chick in the way that guys care about.</strong></font></p><p><strong><font size="1"><a href="http://www.planet-familyguy.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://members.cox.net/nicksporsche/Passion2-01.jpg" border="0" /></a></font></strong></p></font><a href="http://www.planet-familyguy.com/" target="_blank">"<strong>Let He Who is Without Sin Kick the First Ass!</strong>"</a>
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04-28-2005, 07:07 AM
<p> </p><p>tina fey ...</p><p><img src="http://www.gawker.com/topic/tinafeyuva-thumb.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><font color="#ffffff">.</font></p>
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MrPink
04-28-2005, 08:06 AM
sarah silverman, nicole sullivan, and some mexican chick i saw on comedy central
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04-28-2005, 08:08 AM
I def. think it is Sara Silverman. But Tina Fey is a close second
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04-28-2005, 08:37 AM
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monsterone
04-28-2005, 04:15 PM
<p>vos's chick is pretty smokin</p><p><img src="http://www.comicsacrifice.com/bonniemcfarlane/pictures/images/pic2.jpg" border="0" /></p>
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04-28-2005, 06:25 PM
Just to be totally honest, I've never found Ellen attractive.
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04-28-2005, 06:42 PM
<p>Ellen DeGen is definitely "attractive" but she is no way "hot". Still....I'd love to sleep with her once.</p>
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monsterone
04-28-2005, 09:36 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>Ellen DeGen is definitely "attractive" but she is no way "hot". Still....I'd love to sleep with her once.</p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/tucker71/fezident.jpg" border="0" /> "I'm looking for the 'Make Believe Ballroom'....Don't get fresh, Buddy!" <p> </p><p>here's the test for yourself: would you eat her ass? ask yourself that and if the answer is yes, thus- hot.<br /></p>
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LongIslandRob
04-29-2005, 05:26 AM
It's got to be Sarah Silverman! I'd eat the corn out of her shit... and I don't even like corn.
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04-29-2005, 06:52 AM
Silera. She's hilarious and hotter than all of these chicas.
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04-29-2005, 08:38 AM
My vote's for Silera, too. How do you like that, Silverman?!?! Suck it!!! (and as I'm typing "suck it" I'm doing that Triple H move where he double karate chops his groin area. This calculated maneuver indicates "sucking it" and also scares off any people in this here library from getting onto the computers next to me).
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05-03-2005, 09:01 PM
wow slim pickins...
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05-07-2005, 08:38 PM
<p>Just found this Sarah Silverman clip. Not sure where it's from or if it's out yet, but the ending is classic. </p><p>Oh yeah, and she's fucking hot as always. </p><p>Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic (http://www.sxsw.com/video/movie_window.big.php?dir=2005_trailers&id=469&spee d=hi) </p>
FUNKMAN
05-07-2005, 08:41 PM
<p>Lisa Kudrow...</p><p>not a standup but can certainly get the wrinkles out</p><p><img src="http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/contrib_pix/l/i/hds/lisa_kudrow.jpg" border="0" /></p>
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05-08-2005, 07:48 AM
<p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font></p>wow slim pickins... <p> </p><p>Man, Jeff has a WEIRD criteria for female comedians...I mean, sure, he was pretty damn funny...</p><p><img height="384" src="http://tylerzander.com/images/slim.jpg" width="600" border="0" /></p><p> </p><br />
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05-08-2005, 07:58 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>Lisa Kudrow...</p><p>not a standup but can certainly get the wrinkles out</p><p><img src="http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/contrib_pix/l/i/hds/lisa_kudrow.jpg" border="0" /></p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig_funkmanstill.jpg" border="0" /> <p>Oh my GOD!! YES! YES! YES!</p><p>Makes all the other Friends look like fucking DOGS baby. <br /></p>
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Guy I know hit it with Sarah Silverman.
FUNKMAN
05-08-2005, 04:31 PM
<p>Oh my GOD!! YES! YES! YES!</p><p></p><p>at least there's one bush we can agree on</p>
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JPMNICK
05-08-2005, 05:19 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Guy I know hit it with Sarah Silverman. <br />NO he didn't
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Yeah he did. He's a young comic in NYC. I think he met her at Caroline's. I don't know how far it proceeded, but I do know he did have sex.
spoon-fn-rules
05-08-2005, 07:36 PM
Dude, you're a fucking narc!
VIVA LA SPOON!!!
FUNKMAN
05-08-2005, 07:49 PM
<p>i think he's narcoleptic... </p><p>actually there's no way to prove it wrong and he seems sincere... i say congrats. i just have one question? 'did her pussy taste funny' </p><p>ha ha ha oh fudge...</p>
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
05-08-2005, 07:49 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p> </p><p>tina fey ...</p><p><img src="http://www.gawker.com/topic/tinafeyuva-thumb.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><font color="#ffffff">.</font></p><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=badorties" border="0" /><br />She's pregnant so she's gonna be a Milf.<br />
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spoon-fn-rules
05-08-2005, 07:52 PM
<p>I just want to smell his finger.</p>
VIVA LA SPOON!!!
Evilpete
05-08-2005, 08:32 PM
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FUNKMAN
05-08-2005, 08:42 PM
i always thought Victoria Jackson was a cutie...
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I actually don't know any of the details, but I can only imagine that it was the best thing ever. I'd last about 2 seconds. Next time I see him I will ask to smell his finger.
spoon-fn-rules
05-08-2005, 09:24 PM
<p><font style="background-color: #ffff66" size="1">I bet she was very Jewcy! </font></p><p><font style="background-color: #ffff66" size="1">OHHH! Ah ge ge ge!</font></p>
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King Imp
06-21-2007, 12:18 PM
Old thread, but watching a show last night made me think of this.
I was watching that celebrity impersonation show, The Next Best Thing, and one of the judges is Lisa Ann Walter. Where has she been all my life? I think she has just passed Sarah Silverman to take over the #1 position as my hottest female comedian. Maybe not as good looking, but my God, what a body!
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Midkiff
06-21-2007, 01:03 PM
Wow, look at the funbags on that hosehound!
Chigworthy
06-21-2007, 02:28 PM
Wow, look at the lipbags on that collagenhound!
Fixed it.
Bulldogcakes
06-21-2007, 03:19 PM
Old thread, but watching a show last night made me think of this.
I was watching that celebrity impersonation show, The Next Best Thing, and one of the judges is Lisa Ann Walter. Where has she been all my life? I think she has just passed Sarah Silverman to take over the #1 position as my hottest female comedian. Maybe not as good looking, but my God, what a body!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/tmimp67/other/LAW1.jpg
She should do a sitcom. Then she can have fake laughs to match her boobs.
BeltOfScotch
06-21-2007, 06:24 PM
Lynne Koplitz
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King Imp
06-21-2007, 06:42 PM
She should do a sitcom. Then she can have fake laughs to match her boobs.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
scottinnj
06-21-2007, 06:51 PM
But Gary ...would you still hit it?
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sailor
06-21-2007, 06:53 PM
As long as she fucked me on a bed made of hundred dollar bills.
you realize that post was over two years old?
Ritalin
06-21-2007, 07:08 PM
Sarah Silverman is the only one who satisfies both sets of criteria: she is definitely hot, in like a really hot for a jewish chick kind of way, and she's totally funny, as in, I can't believe a girl who's kinda good looking is also funny.
What I mean to say is, she's FUNNY funny, and she's I'D TOTALLY fuck her hot.
I respect that.
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