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Carter
04-30-2005, 10:44 AM
the hallway in my building smells like bacon and i can't tell if i like it or not. There should be a law against odorous neighbors.

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mdr55
04-30-2005, 11:10 AM
Are you sure you're not Moe's dad?<br />

MrPink
04-30-2005, 11:15 AM
the hallways in my dorm smell like vomit and other stink that i cant identify

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OnAPartRock
04-30-2005, 02:14 PM
mmm... bacon smell<br />


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kevcala
04-30-2005, 02:24 PM
&quot;My gown smells like bleu cheese&quot;

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Bulldogcakes
04-30-2005, 03:29 PM
<p>Wanna switch buildings?</p><p>Mine never smells like bacon. &nbsp;</p>

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TheGameHHH
04-30-2005, 04:23 PM
I bet 3/4 of the board is like, 'who's Carter? Mmmmm, bacon'&nbsp;

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FUNKMAN
04-30-2005, 06:46 PM
<p><strong><font size="1">My Hallways Smells Like Bacon</font></strong> </p><p>of course silly... you live in an IHOP</p>

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Death Metal Moe
04-30-2005, 07:13 PM
<p>Are there any rooms for rent in your building?&nbsp; No, wait.&nbsp; I can't move there.&nbsp; I'd walk around with a ROD all day, and get arrested for some sort of sexual harassment for sure.</p>

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A.J.
05-01-2005, 12:18 AM
So you have no Jewish or Muslim neighbors I suppose.

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PapaBear
05-01-2005, 12:35 AM
<p><img height="211" src="http://archives.thedaily.washington.edu/2000/012000/N1.KC.Carter.jpg" width="300" border="0" /><font size="5">'S</font></p><p><img height="273" src="http://www.marsil.com.br/fotos_prod/Halls-Menta.jpg" width="273" border="0" /></p><p><font size="4">SMELL LIKE</font></p><p><img height="358" src="http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/9610/25/kevin.bacon.game/bacon.lrg.jpg" width="450" border="0" /></p>

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DESERTEAGLE.50
05-01-2005, 12:43 AM
<p>Old ex-president's mentholatum random text actorchest.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>nice&nbsp;</p>

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Carter
05-03-2005, 06:00 PM
thats incredible...

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05-04-2005, 02:20 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>thats incredible... <p><br />No no...THAT'S Incredible!</p><p><img height="200" src="http://a.abc.com/images/indexpages/moviesandspecials/incredible_big.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p>

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DarkHippie
05-04-2005, 07:01 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>my hand smells like bleach</p>

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torker
05-04-2005, 07:41 AM
<p><em>This is not a bit!!!</em></p><p><img height="174" src="http://www.hormel.com/images/brands/Pantry/BaconToppings/baconbits.jpg" width="274" border="0" /></p>

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IamFogHat
05-04-2005, 11:05 AM
Whew, I thought this thread was about somebody's snatch.

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bobrobot
05-04-2005, 11:24 AM
<p>Wait, wait, there's been a terrible mistake, cause my bacon smells like your hallway!!!???</p><p align="center"><img title="bacon" height="450" alt="bacon" src="http://jungle.cpsc.ucalgary.ca/gallery/bacon.jpg" width="500" border="0" /></p>

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LongIslandRob
05-04-2005, 11:31 AM
<p>I have to share an office with someone at work and I'm pretty sure he drops bombs all day!&nbsp; I'd kill for bacon!</p>

Trust me, it won't hurt.

Swift Boat Vet
05-04-2005, 01:54 PM
My wife tells me the bedroom smells like potatos but I bon't think so.

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Death Metal Moe
05-04-2005, 02:45 PM
Hey Steve, is that really you and if so, are you wearing a bandoleir?

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Swift Boat Vet
05-04-2005, 03:58 PM
Actually, it's a picture a dude I used to know, dressed as Jesus with bunny ears.&nbsp; Long f'in' story.

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Death Metal Moe
05-04-2005, 04:03 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Actually, it's a picture a dude I used to know, dressed as Jesus with bunny ears.&nbsp; Long f'in' story. <img src="http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y156/rossljr/rnfsig2.jpg" border="0" /> <br />I imagine mescaline is part of this long story.

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Bulldogcakes
05-04-2005, 06:02 PM
My ass smells like ass. <br />


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Death Metal Moe
05-04-2005, 06:10 PM
<p><font style="background-color: #c0c0c0">The&nbsp;kleenex in my trashcan smell like shame.</font></p>

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TheMojoPin
05-04-2005, 06:47 PM
The snozberries smell like snozberries!

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FUNKMAN
05-04-2005, 06:48 PM
dingleberries smell like dookie

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Death Metal Moe
05-04-2005, 06:49 PM
Remmeber, a yonker is a young man.

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Swift Boat Vet
05-05-2005, 09:55 AM
My cat's mouth smells like cat food.

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