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K5Banger

04-30-2005, 06:38 PM

<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="629" border="0"><tr><td colspan="3"><div class="mxb"><div class="sh">Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul </div></div></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" width="416"><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="203" align="right" border="0"><tr><td><div><img height="152" alt="Canine sacrificed by locals to ward off evil spirits." hspace="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/posttopic.cfm/Forum/4483241.stm_files/_41075343_anjar203afp.jpg" width="203" border="0" /> <div class="cap">Canine sacrificed by locals to ward off evil spirits.</div></div></td></tr></table>There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia. The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days. After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.” Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry. General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all." US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment. A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="208" align="right" border="0"><tr><td width="5"><img height="1" alt="" hspace="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/posttopic.cfm/Forum/4483241.stm_files/o_002.gif" width="5" border="0" /></td><td class="sibtbg"><div /><div /></td></tr></table> </td></tr></table>

Put on your shit kickers and kick some shit

Death Metal Moe

04-30-2005, 06:41 PM

Right.

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FUNKMAN

04-30-2005, 06:48 PM

this is a laosy story...

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Death Metal Moe

04-30-2005, 06:51 PM

<img src="http://www.badmovies.org/movies/nightdead/nightdead4.jpg" border="0" />"I would have organized you all to fight them, but you SHOT my ass at the end of the movie.  Bunch of racists."

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HBox

04-30-2005, 06:58 PM

This is what one would call
"Viral Marketing." It is probably advertising what one would call "a
shitty Resident Evil knockoff." 

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FUNKMAN

04-30-2005, 07:02 PM

i'm gonna name this "Thread Of the Dead"...

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TheMojoPin

04-30-2005, 07:21 PM

I call chainsaw hand, I CALL CHAINSAW HAND!!!

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1979 << On the streets of your town... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

FUNKMAN

04-30-2005, 07:24 PM

nothing a little napalm couldn't take care of...

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Death Metal Moe

04-30-2005, 07:27 PM

When there's no more room left in Hell.................The brain dead will post on Ronfez.net!

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Death Metal Moe

04-30-2005, 07:28 PM

Just in case this IS real, I'll be in the chopper.

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kevcala

04-30-2005, 07:31 PM

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This message was edited by kevcala on 4-30-05 @ 11:33 PM

kevcala

04-30-2005, 07:32 PM

Sorry everybody, I have serious problems with these tools.<img alt="Crud" src="http://home.hvc.rr.com/kevcala/sigpics/kevcala_sig5.jpg" width="301" align="left" border="0" /> "I'll sit back bundled up, I'll sit back here and wait. I remember the past as wonderful though the pictures aren't that great." -atom and his packageBig Ass #22981

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HBox

04-30-2005, 07:33 PM

Just in case this IS real, I'll be in the chopper.<img width="296" height="429" border="0" src="http://www.americanphoto.co.jp/pages/eiga/HU/Previews/Plans-34048.jpg" />RUN!!!!!! GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!!!!!!!! 

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TheMojoPin

04-30-2005, 07:33 PM

A-freakin'-men.I hope the zombies eat them.

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kevcala

04-30-2005, 07:39 PM

<a href="http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm">http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm</a>With a URL like that, it must be official.

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Big Ass #22981

FUNKMAN

04-30-2005, 07:39 PM

there's one now<img height="250" src="http://www.dvdmg.com/platoon.jpg" width="167" border="0" />

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kevcala

04-30-2005, 07:41 PM

<img src="http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm_files/_41075343_anjar203afp.jpg" border="0" /> And that would make a killer sig.

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Big Ass #22981

furie

04-30-2005, 08:53 PM

quote:Just in case this IS real, I'll be in the chopper.  <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/"> 
</a> <img width="253" height="170" border="0" src="http://www.socialpress.it/IMG/fall_saigon.jpg" /> 

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spoon

04-30-2005, 09:23 PM

Hurry!  Let's all regroup at the local pub.

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

Bulldogcakes

05-01-2005, 04:07 AM

quote:Sorry everybody, I have serious problems with these tools. Maybe a zombie will eat the person who changed them. Nice!  [/quote]

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Does it bug you that your local pharmacy sells cigarettes and emphysema medicine?

Bulldogcakes

05-01-2005, 04:11 AM

http://www.undercover.com.au/pics/cdrobzombiepastpresentfuture.jpg"What are you talking about! I've never been to Cambodia!" 

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Does it bug you that your local pharmacy sells cigarettes and emphysema medicine?