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ThePointer

05-04-2005, 08:44 PM

Yes  folks    This week our own Billy Stalpes is interviewed by All Access.He tells all his inner feelings and has a nice mug shot on the front page.you need to register to read it but registration is free and easy. Do not miss your chance to read the words of Billy and his true feelings about radio. <a href="http://www.allaccess.com/">http://www.allaccess.com/</a>

you have two choices: Castration or a one way ticket to New York

monsterone

05-04-2005, 08:50 PM

<img src="http://www.allaccess.com/members/includes/images/OTB/BillyStaples.jpg" border="0" />id: fbascoff pw: 7912 oh billy, not your name and email address.

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mikeyboy

05-04-2005, 08:53 PM

Oh Billy, you're so silly...

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Kevin

05-04-2005, 09:29 PM

3- A Match.com subscription. Unfortunately, the babes dry up quickly when you aren't on the air or doing appearances anymore. This stuff really works.  <hr size="1" />HAHAHAHAHAHA The Chicken Parms don't happen anymore i guess

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MrEddiesFather

05-04-2005, 11:21 PM

Is that Billy or Chris Burke?

torker

05-05-2005, 06:20 AM

The Tao of Staples:Follow your dream, pursue it and nurture it...otherwise you will regret it for the rest of your life. <img height="197" src="http://arts.ucsc.edu/sdaniel/need/barbara/images/link.methamphetamine.jpg" width="292" border="0" />

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Dirk&NashFan

05-05-2005, 08:21 AM

"6. What's the most unbelievable question you've ever been asked in an interview?" Why was the answer to this question anything but "Hey can i interview Billy Staples?"  i wonder why Billy hasnt drunkenly smashed his fat fingers on the keyboard to try and form a response to this thread...  oh thats right, it's not 1am yet. 

This message was edited by Dirk&NashFan on 5-5-05 @ 12:25 PM

Judge Smails

05-05-2005, 08:37 AM

quote: <img height="227" src="http://www.allaccess.com/members/includes/images/OTB/BillyStaples.jpg" width="167" border="0" />Seaparated at birth?<img src="http://www.ybcradio.com/images/ND19340p.jpg" border="0" />"Is Don on the phone?""Where are those goddamn pictures I was supposed to see this week?""It's easy to grin, when your ship comes in. And you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile. When his shorts are too tight in the seat"

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FUNKMAN

05-05-2005, 09:38 AM

Oh Billy, don't be a hero congrats Bill... any news on The Chris Farley Story?

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WhistlePig

05-05-2005, 05:58 PM

Yay! Billy's the mystery guest on R&F tonite! Speak of the devil.

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bobrobot

05-05-2005, 06:04 PM

Billy just said, "It's like the camel that broke the straws back!!!"<img title="camel" height="300" alt="camel" src="http://www.letus.org/bmatters/images/camel01.jpg" width="309" border="0" />

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Photoshop Mike

05-05-2005, 06:12 PM

Recyclerz

05-05-2005, 06:27 PM

Damn you Cardillo!  Now I have to go wash my eyes out with Clorox!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/blink.gif" border="0" />

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Photoshop Mike

05-05-2005, 06:34 PM

at least he's covering his privates :)

fohat

05-05-2005, 06:40 PM

Hope the third Mic gig goes well for ya Billy! And now, where's the clorox? 

You cannot petition the Lord
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Recyclerz

05-06-2005, 03:12 AM

at least he's covering his privates <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> You should know that joking with fat man taint is never appropriate.

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torker

05-06-2005, 05:02 AM

A question still left unanswered: How do you fall up stairs?<img height="376" src="http://www.filmsite.org/posters/fren.jpg" width="266" border="0" />

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samnyc

05-06-2005, 06:01 AM

I have always liked Billy's on air character but his segments last night were hard to listen to.  It's a miracle he's lasted as long as he has (others I know with similar problems went much quicker), but it sounds like he's on a serious slide.  You never get back the mental faculties that you lose from messing around with this stuff and from personal experience I know that's the hardest thing to deal with.  Get your act together and prove me wrong Staples.

mothershucker

05-06-2005, 06:05 AM

quote: <img height="434" src="http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0YQAAAFsaONrlWVc6X8XWFitu0sW0hCgOKIH3q4IaEs4lt7Zlo LBI0BRNpqzv5SXbLpiMIXI*H7bWq1tMwYvs9ckHkM2uTfcfLy* cAVL8!XBHhGAQBc23kQR9ZNUXpJs!j4Ahbnc2VafzcBovuD*sf g/BILLY%20STAPLES%20NAKED.JPG?dc=4675521160402334485" width="600" border="0" /> Alright fuck face, you owe me $100 I had to pay a maid to clean up the puke all over my computer  desk. 

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker

Photoshop Mike

05-06-2005, 05:41 PM

:(   sorry

torker

05-06-2005, 05:59 PM

<img height="434" src="http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0YQAAAFsaONrlWVc6X8XWFitu0sW0hCgOKIH3q4IaEs4lt7Zlo LBI0BRNpqzv5SXbLpiMIXI*H7bWq1tMwYvs9ckHkM2uTfcfLy* cAVL8!XBHhGAQBc23kQR9ZNUXpJs!j4Ahbnc2VafzcBovuD*sf g/BILLY%20STAPLES%20NAKED.JPG?dc=4675521160402334485" width="600" border="0" />:(   sorryToo little, too late. The damage is done and it is irreversible. Apology not accept. 

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fohat

05-06-2005, 11:16 PM

and yet you keep quoting the picture. 

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MrAngelino

05-06-2005, 11:37 PM

You never get back the mental faculties that you lose from messing around with this stuff and from personal experience I know that's the hardest thing to deal with.Can you please elaborate?

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bobrobot

05-08-2005, 06:32 AM

quote: You never get back the mental faculties that you lose from messing around with this stuff  ...  Funny thing is, the most interesting and intelligent people I've ever met in my life are all current or retired junkies and drunks, one of them hosts the show this site is dedicated to. Also submitted for your consideration, the US art world, which is very heavily populated with the same types, yet they are absolutely and unequivocally the soul of all true culture here. <img title="Burroughs first publication" height="260" alt="Burroughs first publication" src="http://www.staatsgalerie.de/media/archive/sohm_beat_01.jpg" width="186" border="0" />   <img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/boboconcert.jpg" border="0" /> all ya need is love 

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torker

08-31-2005, 05:47 PM

<img height="434" src="http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0YQAAAFsaONrlWVc6X8XWFitu0sW0hCgOKIH3q4IaEs4lt7Zlo LBI0BRNpqzv5SXbLpiMIXI*H7bWq1tMwYvs9ckHkM2uTfcfLy* cAVL8!XBHhGAQBc23kQR9ZNUXpJs!j4Ahbnc2VafzcBovuD*sf g/BILLY%20STAPLES%20NAKED.JPG?dc=4675521160402334485" width="600" border="0" />He must be busy lately.  Good for him.

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Snoogans

08-31-2005, 05:48 PM

<img width="171" height="250" border="0" src="http://www.allaccess.com/members/includes/images/OTB/BillyStaples.jpg" /> i think I've seen this picture on perverted-justice.com 

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ChickenHawk

08-31-2005, 06:21 PM

There's no way that's safe for work.

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walking joint

08-31-2005, 06:40 PM

but it is hilarious...Torker rules

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mikeyboy

08-31-2005, 06:42 PM

Torker does indeed rule, but give credit where credit is due -- Photoshop Mike put that one together.

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torker

08-31-2005, 06:53 PM

Torker's a hack. <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/torker1313/vjhvjvjvj.jpg" border="0" /> No Static At All! 

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