You Fuck You Asshole!

[sr71blackbird]

<p>I saw that Spanish girl I have been avoiding.&nbsp; The one that wanted me to help her with her invoices for her fake company?&nbsp; She sees me and ask me when I have time to help her and I tell her I have been busy and I dont have time to help her no more and she says &quot;You fuck you asshole!&quot;, but I think she meant &quot;You fucking asshole!&quot;.</p><p><img height="79" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/cool.gif" width="77" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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[Death Metal Moe]

Call Immigration on her.

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[DethMetalSchmoe]

<p>I use to work with this Spanish guy with a heavy accent who was on a 3 month kick of saying &quot;Like no yes tomorrow!&quot;&nbsp;when he <em>really</em> meant; &quot;Like there's no tomorrow!&quot;</p><p><font color="#ff3300"><strong>&quot;I want to fuck that girl like no yes tomorrow!&quot;</strong></font></p>

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[FUNKMAN]

<p>one of my first girlfriends was Osiris, she was from one of the south american countries. She would tell me &quot;don't throw me with that&quot; if i was gonna throw a ball at her or something... or she would say &quot;don't make fun out of me&quot;</p><p>god, guess i didn't treat her too good if she had to say shit like that.... then again we were 13</p>

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[Justice4all]

<p>Looks like you were right with your earlier thread saying how she was using you.</p><p>Good for you that you finally told this wetback that she can't use you to cheat anyone anymore. She should have just thanked you for the work you already did instead of try to insult you right to your face. No manners from an ungrateful bitch.</p><p>But her screw up sounds hysterical, I would have just laughed in her face, telling her she sounded like the Vietnamese whore from Full Metal Jacket</p><p>&quot;Me so HORNY for you baby...me love you long time!&quot;</p>

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[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Good for you that you finally told this wetback that she can't use you to cheat anyone anymore. </p><p><img height="170" src="http://www.visplan.com/Images/service%20bell.gif" width="221" border="0" /></p>

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[FUNKMAN]

<p>one of my first girlfriends was Osiris, she was from one of the south american countries</p><p>her sister Miriam asked me if i wanted some eggs one morning. i was like 'sure'. Until i saw how she made them... she filled the bottom of a sauce pot with oil and plopped the eggs in.&nbsp;&nbsp; </p><p>a dominican girl i dated made me plantains, i was like 'cool'... she put the nice dish of fried plantain down but then what does she do, she plops a fried egg on top of them... i was like &quot;what the?&quot;</p>

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[Iamnotatool]

<p>You definately shoulda fucked that bitches mudflats and dump your cream corn on her triple nipple.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>THEN called immigration.</p>

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[jafter]

She actually said &quot;YOU FARGIN ICEHOLE&quot;

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[Evilpete]

<p>if you stayed around more, she may have called you a &quot;caulk socca&quot;</p>

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[Bulldogcakes]

<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>&nbsp;I tell her I have been busy and I dont
have time to help her no more and she says &quot;You fuck you asshole!&quot;, but
I think she meant &quot;You fucking asshole!&quot;.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>No,
she meant it exactly the way she said it. Thats a compliment in Spanish
cultures. It means your dick is so long, you could actually fuck
yourself in your own asshole. </p><p><br />
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