Barry Bonds may be headed to JAIL

[Snoogans]

tax evasion, its about to come on sportscenter, ill find a link when im done eating<br />


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GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

[JPMNICK]

I hope he gets raped. And I pray he does not break Ruths record

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[Melrapuo]

<p>Sure hope someone posts bond for Bonds.</p>

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[blakjeezis]

<p><em><font size="1" face="verdana" color="black">Sure hope someone posts bond for Bonds</font></em></p><p>Chico's probably got it covered.</p><p>Stick and move. Stick, stick, and move </p><p><em />

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</font></p><font size="1" face="verdana" color="black"><font color="red">INRI</font> White people are so scared of blakjeezis<font color="red"> INRI</font></font>
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<font color=black>This message was edited by blakjeezis on 5-8-05 @ 11:26 PM</font>

[HBox]

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<p><font size="2" face="Century Gothic">&quot;George Bush is out to get me! Hoo-hoo!</font></p>
<p><font size="2" face="Century gothic">I invented the home run. Mark
McGwire, Sammy Sosa, Hank Aaron, Babe Ruth, they're all ripping me off!
That's right Robin. Hoo-hoo!</font></p>
<p><font size="2" face="Century gothic">Before I came around, nobody
knew how to play baseball. Everyone just stood around the diamond
jacking themselves off for 3 hours and then went home until I got
there. I'm the king of all sports! Hoo-hoo!&quot;</font></p>

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[spoon-fn-rules]

<p>Very nice HBox!</p><p>Who can blame him?&nbsp; He needed to do it just to make ends meet.&nbsp; </p><p>The MLBPA doesn't permit me to comment&nbsp;further.</p>

VIVA LA SPOON!!!

[FUNKMAN]

<p>all this bad publicity must be very taxing on him...</p><p>don't under estimate the power of a buck - and he's got plenty of buck</p>

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[JPMNICK]

i would have a lot of bucks to if i did not pay my taxes

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[FUNKMAN]

<p>i know! i just figured it would be a few dollars less than what Barry has... sorry!</p>

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[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>Record-holder?</p><p>Cheating in baseball?</p><p>Tax evasion?</p><p>Seemingly destined for the hall of fame?</p><p>Wait, I've heard this story before...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="387" src="http://www.freewebtown.com/baseballstars/rose2.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p>

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[spoon]

<p>Is that &quot;charlie hustle&quot; doing &quot;the hustle&quot;?</p>

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[FUNKMAN]

looks like it... and check out Steve 'forearms' Garvey digging it...

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[spoon]

Steve was just daydreaming about beating his wife again.&nbsp; The little things make him happy.

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
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F yeah!

[FUNKMAN]

now that i think about it it, is that really Steve? i didn't know he played for the Padres

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[spoon]

Beat his wife in San Diego from 1983 to 1987!&nbsp; I'm sure she deserved it.

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
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F yeah!

[Crippler]

<p><font size="1">Beat his wife in San Diego from 1983 to 1987!</font></p><p><font size="1">And had about 14 more illegitimate kids.</font></p>

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[spoon]

But that's the reason I love and respect my father!&nbsp; The Johnny appleseed of MLB.

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F yeah!

[Justice4all]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Beat his wife in San Diego from 1983 to 1987!&nbsp; I'm sure she deserved it.&nbsp; <p><br />Well if I played on that suck ass team for those years I would want an excuse to take out my frustrations. </p><p>I am under then assumption he did not have a dog to beat so his wife had to do.</p>

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[spoon-fn-rules]

If he beat his dog I wouldn't have laughed as hard.&nbsp;

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[Duke]

<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>now that i think about it it, is that really Steve? i didn't know he played for the Padres

<img border="0" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig_funkmanstill.jpg" /><br />ya thats stevey alright, his number is even retired on the Padres.<br />
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[El Mudo]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>&nbsp;<font size="1">now that i think about it it, is that really Steve? i didn't know he played for the Padres&nbsp;</font> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Yep, and because the illegitimate child issue one of the more popular bumperstickers of that era in San Diego was &quot;Steve Garvey is not my Padre&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And actually Justice, in 84 they did go to the World Series&nbsp;(lost to the Tigers), because in the LCS the Cubs crapped the bed and blew a 2-0 lead...</p><p>Ask Mojo about Leon Durham...</p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/elm_sig.gif" border="0" /> <strong>....We haven't seen the sun since '71</strong>Thanks Monsterone!!

<font color=black>This message was edited by El Mudo on 5-10-05 @ 6:02 AM</font>

[Duke]

<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote: </font> <font size="1">now that i think about it it, is that really Steve? i didn't know he played for the Padres </font> <p> </p><p> </p><p>Yep,
and because the illegitimate child issue one of the more popular
bumperstickers of that era in San Diego was &quot;Steve Garvey is not my
Padre&quot;</p><p> </p><p>And actually Justice, in 84 they did go to the
World Series (lost to the Tigers), because in the LCS the Cubs crapped
the bed and blew a 2-0 lead...</p><p>Ask Mojo about Leon Durham...</p><img border="0" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/elm_sig.gif" /> <strong>....We haven't seen the sun since '71</strong>Thanks Monsterone!!

<font color="black">This message was edited by El Mudo on 5-10-05 @ 6:02 AM</font>yet they retire his number and they wont retire Caminiti's number<br />


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[Duke]

<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote: </font>Beat his wife in San Diego from 1983 to 1987! I'm sure she deserved it. <p><br />Well if I played on that suck ass team for those years I would want an excuse to take out my frustrations. </p><p>I am under then assumption he did not have a dog to beat so his wife had to do.</p>

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&quot;Did you catch all of that in your mouth??&quot;
&quot;You betcha!!!!!&quot;
&quot;That's disgusting&quot;
&quot;Shut up and keep sucking!&quot;<br />Here are the records of the Padres while Garvery was on the team<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>1983: 81-81</p><p>1984: 92-70</p><p>1985: 83-79</p><p>1986: 74-88</p><p>1987: 65-97&nbsp;</p>

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[Bulldogcakes]

Garvey was a Dodger. He finished up his career as a Padre. <br />


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[HBox]

<p><a target="_blank" href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2063397">Barry Bonds may be headed to the AFTERLIFE.</a> </p><p>That's over stating it a bit, but he's seriously sick.<br />
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<font color=black>This message was edited by HBox on 5-18-05 @ 9:44 PM</font>

[Doogie]

<p><font size="1">Beat his wife in San Diego from 1983 to 1987!</font></p><p>Was it with a Yule Log?</p>

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[Bulldogcakes]

<p>I've decided that I WANT Barry Bonds to break Ruth and Aaron's
records. Even though I think he's a cheating, lying miserable prick. </p><p>If
he does, I can spend the next 8-10 years rooting like hell for A-Rod to
undo the damage Bonds has done to the game, break all of his records
and be the first to hit 800. </p><p>If he stays healthy, he should be able to do it</p><p>He
turn 30 july 27th, and already has 395, as of today. He's in his prime
years. If he plays to 40, and averages 40 per (The last 7 years he's
averaged 45) he adds 400 to that total. </p><p>The Yanks have him
signed till he's 35, if he keeps up his average of 45 per for the next
5 years, he has 650. Only needs to average 30 for the next 5 years if
he plays till 40. </p><p>He can do this. Just needs to stay healthy. &nbsp;</p>


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Do Siamese twins have to file seperate tax returns? Or do they file jointly?

[HBox]

<p>[color=navy][size=2]It'd be easier for him if he didn't play half his games in Yankee Stadium.</p><p>Besides, remember what happened after everyone was saying Griffey would do it? I swear to god, <strong>if you just fucking jinxed him</strong>, I'll hunt you and all your dogs down! That just pissed me off more than anything you've posted in the politics forum.<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/nono.gif" /></p>

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