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Death Metal Moe

05-12-2005, 05:24 PM

I feel so liberated.  Damn these laptops get hot on your legs.  I think I may be blocking off one of the fans too, so I shouldn't sit here too long.  Anyway, my ass would go numb.I invite any of the posters who have wireless phones, Blueberrys, PDA's, Laptops, Tablet PCs or whatever to let us know you're on the can as you post, and share the experience.And any pics are cool too.

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furie

05-12-2005, 05:28 PM

i feel dirty now 

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Death Metal Moe

05-12-2005, 05:30 PM

YOU feel dirty?  I'm the one who's still sitting here.

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Hottub

05-12-2005, 05:30 PM

Screw you Moe.You go from bitching about dialup and AOL, to posting wireless while dropping a deuce.Make sure you don't get shit on the keys.I fucked kids like you in the can. In the ass i fucked 'em!!

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"THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?"
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Death Metal Moe

05-12-2005, 05:31 PM

YES!  ANGER!  HATRED!  The raw emotions are great.  Keep that energy up Hottub.

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mikeyboy

05-12-2005, 05:33 PM

Just when I think this thread couldn't get any more disturbing -- BANG!

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Death Metal Moe

05-12-2005, 05:35 PM

I didn't say I was masturbating to Hottub's angry post or anything.But while I'm in here with plenty of toilet paper....

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torker

05-12-2005, 05:35 PM

is it a thready shit or a shitty thread?

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Death Metal Moe

05-12-2005, 05:35 PM

You know what I hate?  Noisy toilet exhaust fans.  We really gotta either clean this one out again or invest in a better one.

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Hottub

05-12-2005, 05:37 PM

Alright Moe.15 minutes already. Cut bait and reel in, or go see your Doctor.Unless you really are whacking your bag!

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"THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?"
Staples
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mikeyboy

05-12-2005, 05:40 PM

Over this time, I hope you've flushed at least twice.  A little courtesy for others in the vicinity.

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torker

05-12-2005, 05:41 PM

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torker

05-12-2005, 05:44 PM

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mikeyboy

05-12-2005, 05:47 PM

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mikeyboy

05-12-2005, 05:48 PM

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Death Metal Moe

05-12-2005, 05:53 PM

Jesus you guys are uptight.  And who ever said I was shitting?  I could have just snuck in there with my laptop.  The Bathroom is a great place to think sometimes.

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torker

05-12-2005, 05:57 PM

(mama moe bangin on the door in the background) <img src="http://home.comcast.net/~rmfallon/RFnettorker1313.jpg" border="0" /> Enemy to those who make him an enemy. Friend to those who have no friend.

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Death Metal Moe

05-12-2005, 05:57 PM

Wow.  The signed in list suddenly cleared out a lot.....

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mikeyboy

05-12-2005, 05:58 PM

Ma!!!!!  I'm posting in here!

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Hottub

05-12-2005, 06:03 PM

Bathroom is a great place to think sometimes.Replace "think" with "jack"View Moe's history<ul><li>alt.binaries.erotica.fatsluts</li><li>barelylegal.com</li><li>MILF's.com</li><li>gayasianmidgets.com</li><li>alt.binaries.deathmetalgroupies</li></ul>

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torker

05-12-2005, 06:17 PM

Push It Baby, Push It Real Good...<img height="342" src="http://www.govindagallery.com/pages/exhibitions/hiphop/saltnpepa.jpg" width="212" border="0" />

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spoon

05-12-2005, 10:37 PM

This might be the best thread of 2005.  On a related note, Snoogans and I played a little golf after work today (he lost be 11) and my stomach wasn't up for it I guess.  Thank God there was an actually toilet between holes and I hit it twice during our round.  The first time they were out of tp so I had to use really rough paper towels.  Not good.  However, I used it again on the return trip past the john and they had some top quality tp in there.  After a few holes of golf and wiping with paper towels earlier, wiping with this tp felt like slices of soft buttered bread gently traversing the crack of my cheeks!  Dare I say it was the first time I wanted to take an extra stroke on the day.<img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/spoon2.jpg" border="0" /> Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor! With whale cancer! F yeah!

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monsterone

05-12-2005, 10:46 PM

spoon is now called swamp ass on the links.  and in all other sproting events.

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spoon

05-12-2005, 11:02 PM

I prefer buttercheeks bitch!

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Bulldogcakes

05-13-2005, 02:56 AM

quote: 
 posting wireless while dropping a deuce. 
I fucked kids like you in the can. In the ass i fucked 'em!!

  Garbage OUT  Garbage IN    Where the fucks DJEvelED when you need him? 
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DJEvelEd

05-13-2005, 04:27 AM

Moe's butt always disgusted me. Now he has wireless broadband and he thinks he's the shit.I don't know what's worse, Moe's toilet or Moe's drum stool.

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Death Metal Moe

05-13-2005, 06:02 AM

quote: Moe's butt always disgusted me. Now he has wireless broadband and he thinks he's the shit.I don't know what's worse, Moe's toilet or Moe's drum stool. I like that one.  Drum stool.  He he he.  

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Snoogans

05-13-2005, 04:48 PM

On a related note, Snoogans
a little golf after work today (he lost be 11) and my stomach wasn't up
for it I guess.  Thank God there was an actually toilet between holes
and I hit it twice during our round.  The first time they were out of
tp so I had to use really rough paper towels.  Not good.  However, I
used it again on the return trip past the john and they had some top
quality tp in there.  After a few holes of golf and wiping with paper
towels earlier, wiping with this tp felt like slices of soft buttered
bread gently traversing the crack of my cheeks!  Dare I say it was the
first time I wanted to take an extra stroke on the day.the
funniest part of it all was after the second bathroom stop, this 40
something asian woman went into the rest room. When she came out, she
was holding her sweater over her nose like a gas mask  

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Death Metal Moe

05-13-2005, 04:52 PM

AHHHH!  HE CRAP GODZILLA IN BOWL!!!!!

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Death Metal Moe

05-21-2005, 07:21 PM

..........he he he he he

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high fly

05-30-2005, 02:52 AM

Nuthin' like some good turd talk.I worked with a guy oncet who went into the bathroom of the shop we were working in and pumped some loaf.I had to go too, and after a reasonable interval to let some of the vapors dissipate, I went in there.Sumbitch somehow managed to hit not just the side of the bowl, but way up there just under the rim in the back.Alls I could figure is he musta had a turd I like to call a "monkey tail."That's one that curves up, but fortunately not towards the ball sack, the other way. I wasn't able to bring myself to ask him about it.Couldn't even look him in the eye.       

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Death Metal Moe

05-30-2005, 06:55 AM

Jesus highfly.  Are you Ed's young padawan?

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