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monsterone
05-14-2005, 05:28 PM
<p>stupid hollywood whores, i fucking hate this trend.&nbsp; <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0446694304/ref=ase_thehiltonloun-20/002-2098490-5769627?v=glance&s=books">http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0446694304/ref=ase_thehiltonloun-20/002-2098490-5769627?v=glance&amp;s=books</a></p><p>put the last time i was in li, i saw atleast 5 girls in the mall carrying their stupid lil dogs.&nbsp; now the trend is starting here in upstate.</p>

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sr71blackbird
05-14-2005, 06:15 PM
If guys walk around with little dogs, we say its a &quot;chick magnet&quot;.&nbsp; What is it when girls walk around with dogs?&nbsp; I went to the mall with a girl once and she brought her chiuauah (sp?) and the fucking thing just yapped at everyone and took a shit right on the floor of Macys.&nbsp; I think its proof that&nbsp;people with make use of anything to attract attention to themselves. The universe revolves around them, etc.

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05-14-2005, 10:38 PM
<p><font size="1">If guys walk around with little dogs, we say its a &quot;chick magnet&quot;.&nbsp;</font></p><p>Not always....</p><p><img height="98" src="http://snl.jt.org/arc/epskit/01-11-03-6.jpg" width="130" border="0" /></p>

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05-14-2005, 10:47 PM
<p><strong><font size="3">CHICK MAGNET!!!</font></strong></p><p><img height="350" src="http://dallaslibrary.org/CTX/Grant/images/pa2003-2-69.jpg" width="265" border="0" /></p>

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05-14-2005, 11:45 PM
<p>What is Hilary Duff doing to her poor dog?</p><p><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/hduff1.jpg" border="0" /></p>

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Bulldogcakes
05-15-2005, 04:59 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>If
guys walk around with little dogs, we say its a &quot;chick magnet&quot;. [/quote]<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Do we? I usually say to myself &quot;His boyfriend must be out of town, so he has to walk the lil guy himself&quot;&nbsp;</p><blockquote />

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Death Metal Moe
05-15-2005, 06:13 AM
<p>Yea, a store is no place for a dog.&nbsp; But hey, blame the people working there for not stopping the retarded bitch on her way in to the mall.&nbsp; They're not innocent in this either.</p>

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Snoogans
05-15-2005, 06:17 AM
<p><font size="0" face="verdana" color="black">Do we? I usually say to myself &quot;His boyfriend must be out of town, so he has to walk the lil guy himself&quot; </font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>that just needed to be repeated&nbsp;</p>

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
05-16-2005, 12:54 AM
<p>The only store you should bring a dog to is Petco.</p>

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spoon
05-16-2005, 01:56 AM
Or a chinese restaurant.&nbsp; When they're old of course.

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TheMojoPin
05-16-2005, 05:33 AM
<p>Most stores stores don't have a concrete policy against pets these days, since they're so worried about offending everyone.&nbsp; Probably that these idiots tend to be spoiled big spenders weighs on the corporate decision, too.</p><p>Me, I think you're asking for trouble...you're colliding nature's two stupidest animals in a contained public place; children and animals.&nbsp; One is gonna bite the other, and whoever is getting bitten is doing some HUGE suing.</p>

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East Side Dave
05-16-2005, 01:06 PM
<p>In Hanover, New Hampshire, where Dartmouth University is, you can bring your dogs into any shop or restaurant...even the Gap. I brought my dachsund into the Gap and wrapped him in a turtleneck and then put the turtleneck back on the rack! That'll show 'em!!</p>

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05-16-2005, 01:12 PM
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05-16-2005, 01:22 PM
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FUNKMAN
05-16-2005, 03:58 PM
<p>i saw a bumper sticker the other day that said something like &quot;Careful! Show Dogs On Board&quot;</p><p>i feel that anyone but a dog lover wouldn't mind seeing the car go up in flames</p><p>i think i can safely say that for most people the bumper sticker has the exact opposite affect of what the dog owner is trying to accomplish</p>

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Bulldogcakes
05-16-2005, 04:49 PM
<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>Me, I think you're asking for trouble...you're
colliding nature's two stupidest animals in a contained public place;
children and animals. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Attacking children and puppies. You're not even TRYING to get laid anymore, are you?&nbsp;</p>[/quote]

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TheMojoPin
05-16-2005, 08:26 PM
<p>I ain't fucking no animal.</p><p>Or her dog.</p>

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spoon
05-17-2005, 01:01 AM
Ohhhhh.&nbsp; So you swing the way of Snoogans huh?!

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05-17-2005, 07:15 AM
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