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sr71blackbird
05-16-2005, 08:49 PM
Are you disturbed at the sight of a coach slapping the ass of a player?

Particularly a child player?

Reephdweller
05-16-2005, 08:52 PM
<p>I agree, I don't care for it.</p>

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sr71blackbird
05-16-2005, 08:53 PM
..my own brother....

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Hottub
05-16-2005, 08:56 PM
<p>My kid's Little League coaches STRICTLY do the high-five.</p><p>Especially since there are a few girls on the team!!</p>

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Reephdweller
05-16-2005, 09:02 PM
<p>My kid's Little League coaches STRICTLY do the high-five.</p><p>See though, I'm not too big on them having any kind of physical contact at all.</p>

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East Side Dave
05-16-2005, 09:06 PM
My little league coach was always necking with the girls....and his name: Potsy Weber. <img src="http://www.richstillwell.com/ESD.gif" border="0" /> <em><font color="#ff0000">Big Ass Mafia</font></em> <font color="#000080"><em>Click</em> <a href="http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/thenight/ppr/index.shtml" target="blank">this link </a><em>to hear my show on 90.5 The Night FM; Friday and Saturday Night: Midnight to 5 AM you bastards!</em></font>

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Hottub
05-16-2005, 09:08 PM
<p>C'mon Reef!</p><p>To see those kid's faces light up when they get 5 from the 1st base coach after an RBI single?</p><p>It ain't ass grabbing, It ain't crank yanking, Hell it ain't even a tussle...</p>

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Snoogans
05-16-2005, 09:14 PM
it never really happened til HS, it started in football. i have no idea
why, but i always just accepted it as part of sports, though i never
really hit anyone in the ass unless it was with a towel. i dont get it,
but whatever i guess<br />


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sr71blackbird
05-16-2005, 09:14 PM
Why is ass touching even necessary?&nbsp; I brought this up because my train was passing a field where a little league was playing and I happened to look over and see a coach slap a little boy on the&nbsp;ass.&nbsp; Bothered me.

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Hottub
05-16-2005, 09:15 PM
<font size="1">i dont get it, but whatever i guess</font>

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DJEvelEd
05-16-2005, 09:17 PM
<strong>Only women and African Americans should be allowed to do this. White guys doing it is gay.</strong>

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Snoogans
05-16-2005, 09:20 PM
its just accepted by now i guess, i dont know how it started, but at
the same time, when it was in sports, i never thought anyone was gay or
tryin to be gay when they did it.<br />


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FUNKMAN
05-16-2005, 09:20 PM
<p>there is plenty of back to pat, no need to slap the doopah</p><p>unless you're coaching the woman's beach volleyball olympic team</p>

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Reephdweller
05-16-2005, 09:21 PM
<p>To see those kid's faces light up when they get 5 from the 1st base coach after an RBI single?</p><p>I don't have a problem with kids high fiving each other, it's when adults touch kids, especially on their asses it's just always been odd to me. That's my opinion on it.</p>

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torker
05-16-2005, 09:22 PM
just no towel~snapping

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Snoogans
05-16-2005, 09:23 PM
<p>that i agree with, and, at least in my little league, i never saw
that. in HS youd occasionally get it from the other teammates, i dont
think coach ever did it though he did he a kid in the ass with a ball
once, but that was fuckin hilarious.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>its more prevalent in football, maybe it was like you didnt wanna slap a pad and that was the only open pat area&nbsp;</p>

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Bulldogcakes
05-16-2005, 09:24 PM
<p>Tell her to wear a helmet. NSFW (http://www.assparade.com/t1/pps=comein/)</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

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FUNKMAN
05-16-2005, 09:24 PM
he did he a kid in the ass with a ball once, but that was fuckin hilarious. <p>&nbsp;</p><p></p><p>left or right?</p>

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Snoogans
05-16-2005, 09:25 PM
2 seam ya bastaaad<br />


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DJEvelEd
05-16-2005, 09:26 PM
<p><strong>It starts with a simple ass slap but then the hand will stay there longer....and longer.....until there is a finger up the shitter and and then a coach's elbow. This is followed by a shower of semen and Little League coach sweat. Dont let ANYONE slap your ass for ANY reason or prepare yourself for an artificial titanium anus cause you WILL get fucked by a coach or teamate/lifemate.</strong></p><p><strong>Batter up faggotts!!!!</strong></p>

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MHasegawa
05-17-2005, 10:35 AM
I stick to the good ol forearm bash.<br />


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reeshy
05-17-2005, 02:07 PM
I kinda dig a little ass smacking now and then.....And I'm all man!!!!!!

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05-17-2005, 03:06 PM
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Tall_James
05-17-2005, 03:09 PM
<p>Lots of repressed homodom there.&nbsp; Why do you think jocks are generally the ones doing the Gay Bashing?&nbsp; </p><p>Because a lot of them secretely LOVE the cock.</p>

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05-17-2005, 03:11 PM
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05-17-2005, 03:11 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>I stick to the good ol forearm bash.<br /><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=DynamiteK" border="0" /> <br /><img height="450" src="http://www.ronphoto.com/images/baseball/baseball6_jp70.jpg" width="317" border="0" />

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05-17-2005, 03:52 PM
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torker
05-17-2005, 03:56 PM
<p>you didnt wanna slap a pad and that was the only open pat area&nbsp;</p><p>icky</p><p><img height="350" src="http://imagescommerce.bcentral.com/merchantfiles/2945194/MaxiPads%20SUPER%20cs12x24ct%201112630.jpg" width="314" border="0" /></p>

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SatCam
05-17-2005, 05:04 PM
<p><font size="1">i have no idea why, but i always just accepted it as part of sports</font></p><p>Yup, just lay back and accept it</p>

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FUNKMAN
05-17-2005, 05:13 PM
<p>expect alot of this at the softball game fellas.</p><p>i call pitcher</p>

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Snoogans
05-17-2005, 05:44 PM
now im never leaving centerfield<br />


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FUNKMAN
05-17-2005, 07:01 PM
i'm wearing a cup... in the front and back

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05-17-2005, 07:12 PM
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DJEvelEd
05-17-2005, 09:04 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v381/artemisentreri/gay.jpg" border="0" /> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>If you look close, he's got his middle finger in his rectum. Now that's sportsmanship </p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/Kevin2700/bulldaogcopy.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><strong /></p><p><strong /></p><p><strong /></p><p><strong /></p><p><strong /></p><p><strong /></p><p><strong /></p><p><strong /></p><p><strong /></p><p><strong /></p><p><strong>The guy on the right looks like he's jerkin off. Sportsmen are ALL FAGS!!!. That 'aint PINE TARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!</strong>&nbsp;</p><br /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> ........... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <font color="#ff0000">PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS</font> <font color="#0000ff">SPONSORED BY:&quot;THE F&AElig;CES&trade;OF C&AElig;SAR&quot; BY &AElig;SOP &copy;464 B.C.</font> <img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg" border="0" />

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05-17-2005, 09:09 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote:</font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana"> </font><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v381/artemisentreri/gay.jpg" border="0" />&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I don't have much to add to this except JESUS is that a DEEP slap.&nbsp; That guy hot some sack with that &quot;innocent pat on the butt.&quot;&nbsp; <br /></p>

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