Who Is The Piano Man?

[Furtherman]

<p><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=348960&in_page_id=1770" target="_blank">Original Story</a></p><p>&quot;The so-called 'Piano Man' has not uttered a word since police picked him up wandering aimlessly near the beach in Minster on the Isle of Sheppey, Kent, in the early hours of April 7, dressed in a dripping wet suit and tie. </p><p>In a bizarre twist, it has also emerged that all the labels from his clothes had been removed, making it even harder to identify him.&quot;</p><p><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=349268&in_page_id=1770" target="_blank">New leads probed as Piano Man trail goes cold</a></p><p>Something tells me this guy may be a fake.&nbsp; Some kind of artist looking for, and getting, attention.</p><p>The fact that the labels in his clothes were ripped off is too bizarre.</p><p><img height="300" src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41158000/jpg/_41158409_pianoman203300.jpg" width="203" border="0" /></p>

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[Tall_James]

<p>The so-called 'Piano Man' has not uttered a word </p><p>Big deal.&nbsp; Holly Hunter won an Oscar for not uttering a word in &quot;The Piano&quot;.</p>

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[Snoogans]

i thought billy joel was the piano man<br />


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[TheMojoPin]

I beat Billy Joel over the head and left him to die on a deserted beach, but the bastard just came back and made even SHITTIER music than before...

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[Tall_James]

<p><img height="409" src="http://www.vnn.vn/dataimages/original/images346294_Billy_Joel2.jpg" width="391" border="0" /></p><p>He married his daughter's best friend for God's sake!&nbsp; I don't know whether to be appalled or to give him a standing ovation.</p>

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[Tall_James]

<p>The face that haunts Mojo's dreams...</p><p><img height="198" src="http://musicmoz.org/img/editors/poppyseed/billy_joel.jpg" width="160" border="0" /></p>

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[Furtherman]

<p>I know you were all curious to know how this turned out.&nbsp; A true mystery.</p><p>My guess - a visitor from the future.&nbsp; A bleak, boring future.</p><p><a href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200508/s1432951.htm" target="_blank">Doctors fear that the identity of a mysterious mute pianist found wandering on an English beach in April might never be known.</a></p><p class="wallacepara">&quot;The so-called 'piano man', a tall blonde-haired stranger thought to be in his 20s or early 30s, was found April 7 on the beach at Minster, on the south coast of England, soaking wet but fully dressed in a black suit and tie, with no clue as to his origin.&quot;</p><p class="wallacepara">What this article doesn't mention, but others do, is that all the labels on his clothes had been torn off.</p>

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[Knowledged_one]

I heard he will play us a song

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[Tall_James]

Isn't he that guy from Coldplay?

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[ChrisTheCop]

<p>I dont know about Paul, but the piano man <strong><em>might </em></strong>be:</p><p><img height="288" src="http://www.worldofdemosthenes.com/d-online/wu-liberace.jpg" width="245" border="0" /></p>

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