my ex bf is doing awesome for himself...

[spunkee]

<p>and every time he talks to me (which is once in a while when he has something good to tell me)&nbsp; he first has to tell me how great he is doing and all the great money and bonuses he is making then how much he misses me and how much he wants to be with me but cant.&nbsp; yeh&nbsp;thanks a lot dick...&nbsp;you choose to be with this chick you dont liek but knocked up...ye for me!!!!&nbsp;i dont call him or contact him, just answer the phone when he calls. am i as stupid as i think i am?</p>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>No, you are not. Your thread is riddled with one big red flag-- he knocked up another chick. </p><p>He's reminiscing about his &quot;free&quot; days. Stay away from him.</p>

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[torker]

you aren't stupid, but stop talking to the prick

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<p>He just wants an ego boost.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The End.&nbsp;</p>

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Ain't it a bitch?

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[spunkee]

ye its a bitch...&nbsp; thats about how i think of it.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; thanks for the reassuring words <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" />&nbsp; us girls just eat that shit up sometimes ya know...

[sr71blackbird]

<p>Honestly, Id stay away from him.&nbsp; He is probably looking for a &quot;plan B&quot; and likes keeping in contact with you in case whatevr he is involved with doesnt pan out.&nbsp; If you see his call coming in, just let your voicemail pick up and dont bother.&nbsp; <br />Theres many fish in that sea!</p><p><img height="450" src="http://storeforknowledge.com/stores/163/images/3148-21-Sea-Fish.jpeg" width="314" border="0" /></p>

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[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Take a dump in a box and mail it to him on his birthday.</p>

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>Take a dump in a box and mail it to him on his birthday.</p><p></p><p>Why wait for the birthday?</p>

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<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>Take a dump in a box and mail it to him on his birthday.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Why wait for the birthday?</p><br />Yea.&nbsp; Send it with a note&nbsp;that says &quot;Just Because.&quot;

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[Death Metal Moe]

<p>How about &quot;Stinking of You&quot;</p><p>HAHAHAHA</p>

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<font size="1" face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">Lets see. I think I can translate this<br />
</font><p><font size="1">&quot;he first has to tell me how great he is
doing and all the great money and bonuses he is making&quot; </font></p><p>-Bragging, trying to impress the girl&nbsp;</p><p><font size="1">&quot;then how much he
misses me and how much he wants to be with me&quot;</font></p><p>-Tugging at the heartstrings<br />
</p><p><font size="1">&quot;you choose to be with this chick you dont liek but knocked
up&quot;</font></p><p><br />
</p><p>Lets see.. . .Hmm. .. .&nbsp; .</p><p>The sex sucks in my
current relationship, so I'll call up an ex and toss out a little bait
and see if she takes it. If she does, I'll bang her for a while, till I
remember why were not still together and then I'll move on. Yeah, I'll
call her, she's not seeing anyone. </p><p>BTW If you want a
relationship, this guy's not for you. If you just want some sex with no
strings attached, he's perfect. Because he wont leave his wife for you.
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[spunkee]

i'd consider that some good input Ed....oh and the guy isnt married and the girl isnt f'ing him at all....hahahahhahahaahahha.... too bad for himmmm

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[LordJezo]

<p>So am I allowed to ask spunkee out on a date now?&nbsp; I havent dated a board member in over 6 months.</p><p>Um, other then that I got nothing.&nbsp; Might be a good way to get over it all, though. &nbsp;</p><p>Maybe?&nbsp;</p>

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[spunkee]

got a bf.&nbsp; and he treats me good.. and he isnt from the board..but i make more money than him...&nbsp; no big surprise, the ex is the only bf who has ever made more than me.&nbsp; i think thats why it bugs me out.

[Knowledged_one]

So like Deion Sanders said &quot;It must be the money&quot;

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[LordJezo]

<p>Bah humbug.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Shot down on the internet. &nbsp; Is there anything worse?&nbsp;</p>

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[Iamnotatool]

<p>Nope.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Spunkee, I bet he ain't doing half as good as he claims to be.&nbsp; In fact, probably a lot worse.&nbsp; If he was doing that well, why would he be calling you?&nbsp; To rub it in?&nbsp; Tell him your new man has the fattest cock you've ever seen and that you've never EVER been more satisfied sexually then when your new, fat-cocked man dumps a 3 quart load on your pretty little face after railing your shitter and cracking your ass open.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>He'll leave you alone then.</p>

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[spunkee]

so you know my bf and what my name means... damn no more anonymity

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[high fly]

<p>The ex-bf shouldn't have anything to do with his kid.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And, uhhhh, try not to tell the new bf&nbsp;you want the old one.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Very bad form.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>&quot; and they ask me why I drink&quot; <img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/highflysig.jpg" border="0" /> Big ups to sex bomb baby Katylina (LHOOQ) for the sig!

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