I Want To Be A Hilton

[torker]

<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img height="256" src="http://www.nbc.com/Summer/images/logo_iwanttobeahilton.jpg" width="315" border="0" /></p><p>Everyone's heard of the Hiltons, especially socialites Paris and Nicky, but what would it take to actually live like them? Kathy Hilton (mom to Paris and Nicky) hosts this engaging and humorous series that follows 14 eccentric young contestants as they vie for the opportunity to live the glamorous lifestyle of high society. Kathy Hilton guides the contestants through a variety of weekly challenges set in glamorous Manhattan and ranging from art and culture to beauty and fashion. Each week Kathy eliminates those who &quot;didn't make the list.&quot; The finalist will win an extravagant prize package including a $200,000 trust fund! http://www.nbc.com/Summer/</p><p>I Want To Gouge My Eyes Out.</p><p>This is officially abortion television.</p>

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[Snoogans]

whats the prize, if it just basically means live like a rich SOB for awhile and then they give me money, im in<br />


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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I love this country and am thankful to be a citizen, but thisis why other countries laugh at us.

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[spunkee]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kathy Hilton guides the contestants through a variety of weekly challenges set in glamorous Manhattan and ranging from art and culture to beauty and fashion. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>do they have to carry a liil dog around with them 24/7 liek the egg experiment in high skool too?&nbsp; that would be the real challenge</p>

[monsterone]

i hope everyone who watches this show gets the ebolia virus.&nbsp; get in the coffin and die!!!!

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[Death Metal Moe]

<p><strong><font color="#ffffff" size="1"><font color="#000000">I Want To Be A Hilton</font> </font></strong></p><p>I'd rather have Self Worth.</p>

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[monsterone]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>&nbsp;</p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><strong><font color="#ffffff" size="1"><font color="#000000">I Want To Be A Hilton</font> </font></strong><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'd rather have Self Worth.</p><p><img src="http://unhallowed.com/sigs/NewToolsSuckAss.jpg" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>try having a million dollar snatch.</p><br />

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[Death Metal Moe]

<p>try having a million dollar snatch.</p><p>I seen the videos, and I'm still unimpressed.</p>

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[torker]

<p>You never get a good beaver shot in the video.</p><p>Mom looks like not a pussy hair is out of place.</p><p><img height="200" src="http://web.starmagazine.com/images/star/138289/47983.jpg" width="153" border="0" />&nbsp;</p>

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[monsterone]

i think even feminists would advocate a punching of the face.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Mom must be proud.

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[monsterone]

<p>mom loves dub anal.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>gotta 1 up mommies best.</p>

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[grlNIN]

<p>&quot;You think I ain't worth a dollar but i feel like a millionaire&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Awful.&nbsp;</p>

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[A.J.]

See, now HERE is where use of the C-word could possibly be justified.

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[PapaBear]

<p>I wanna be a Bates...</p><p><img height="484" src="http://www.nbhtravel.com/LosAngeles/bates%20motel.jpg" width="320" border="0" /></p><p>Bates Hotel has MUCH better showers than Hilton does.</p>

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[realkitalialera]

<p>I'd rather be in a Hilton</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Paris Hilton</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p> <img width="315" height="256" border="0" src="http://www.nbc.com/Summer/images/logo_iwanttobeahilton.jpg" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;Why? I already have my Coke dealer on speed dial. <br />
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will win an extravagant prize package including a $200,000 trust fund! <p>&nbsp;</p><p>You need more than 200k. Thats a weekend's spending cash in Beverly Hills for Paris and her buddies.&nbsp; &nbsp;</p>

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Do Siamese twins have to file seperate tax returns? Or do they file jointly?

[WhistlePig]

Why do these stuck up assholes think EVERYONE is SO envious of them and their money? I'd much rather have a fucking brain and get by on a middle class salary than be a brainless, moraless whore like Paris Hilton. No thanks.

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You don't know me man! You don't
know me man.

[newport king]

I'd hit it. total milf.

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[Shaka]

<p>The Hiltons are trash.</p>

[Iamnotatool]

I'd fuck MR Hilton for $200,000.00

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