Is god trying to tell me something? [Archive]

whiteboy1457

05-26-2005, 05:36 PM

In the past week i lost my job, wrecked my jeep, damaged some muscles in my back (from the crash) the mother of my kid had an abortion, and my girlfriend doesnt wanna go out with me anymore.  I didnt realize i pissed him off so much

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Duke

05-26-2005, 06:39 PM

yep

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Death Metal Moe

05-26-2005, 06:48 PM

You could use your new found misery as inspiration for a budding Country Music career.

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torker

05-26-2005, 07:16 PM

<img height="225" src="http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/hateme_jersey.jpg" width="200" border="0" />For God is not the author of confusion, but of peace.                                                                                       - I Corinthians 14:33 

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Death Metal Moe

05-26-2005, 07:25 PM

That's bullshit, cause I was just shootin' the shit with God, and that motherfucker TOTALLY loves to bring the confusion.That Leather guy is a liar, and you can tell him GOD said so.<img src="http://unhallowed.com/sigs/NewToolsSuckAss.jpg" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a>

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torker

05-26-2005, 07:33 PM

<img height="575" src="http://www.bambootrading.com/300/A329.jpg" width="432" border="0" />My God, My God, why have you forsaken me? 

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HBox

05-26-2005, 07:36 PM

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torker

05-26-2005, 07:58 PM

God loves you. He’s just awkward in expressing His feelings. <img height="204" src="http://www.sshep.com/ChristCarryingCross.jpg" width="339" border="0" />

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FUNKMAN

05-26-2005, 08:10 PM

don't forget to rape the horses and pillage the woman...

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monsterone

05-26-2005, 08:11 PM

quote: don't forget to rape the horses and pillage the woman... <img src="http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/fm_sig.jpg" border="0" />  HOT!!!11 

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mothershucker

05-26-2005, 08:33 PM

Do you want to know why he is mad at you? Try using a capitol "G" when saying his name, at least in the title of the thread for Gods sake.

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torker

05-26-2005, 08:39 PM

Do you want to know why he is mad at you?Do you want to know why <strike>he</strike> She is mad at you?<img height="328" src="http://www.webdunia.com/occasion/dipawali/download/images/kali.jpg" width="474" border="0" />My God is an awesome God...

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Death Metal Moe

05-26-2005, 08:43 PM

<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/forum/69/topic/45200">Is god trying to tell me something?</a> <img src="http://images.burningman.com/gallery/klydzdale.14156.jpg" border="0" />I don't know.  Call him back and clarify baby.

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A.J.

05-26-2005, 11:22 PM

Is god trying to tell me something? the mother of my kid had an abortion, and my girlfriend doesnt wanna go out with me anymore. Yes:  One woman at a time.

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Furtherman

05-27-2005, 06:37 AM

Actually, it has nothing to do with god, who doesn't exist anyway.It's just happenstance.  Shit happens.  Some people have better weeks, some people have worse weeks.  To think some higher being is picking on you is just looking for somewhere to put the blame.

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PanterA

05-27-2005, 04:28 PM

Get in the back of the line pal. Gods been out for me for years now.He's tried to hit me with everything from lightening to garbage cans to street racing douche bags.

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sr71blackbird

05-27-2005, 08:22 PM

Not to mention banana peels....

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Death Metal Moe

05-27-2005, 08:24 PM

Just to let you know Pants, I touch myself, then the mail, without washing my hands.  So that means you sort my Junk mail.HAHAHA!!!!

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Billy Staples

05-27-2005, 10:02 PM

<a href="http://www.ericfaustus.com/08%20The%20Crazy%20World%20of%20Arthur%20Brown%20-%20Fire!.mp3">http://www.ericfaustus.com/08%20The%20Crazy%20World%20of%20Arthur%20Brown%20-%20Fire!.mp3</a>How many commandments can you break in one post?  Is this a record I bring you this song by Arthur Brown, which I believe was written and sung about you. Bow to your new master and worship 'The Crazy world of Arthur Brown" <img height="487" src="http://www.godofhellfire.co.uk/images/60/firehelmet.jpg" width="300" border="0" /> yours in Christ Staples<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/Kevin2700/STAPLES2.jpg" border="0" />

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