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YueStarlight390

06-01-2005, 10:43 AM

i'm being stood up by some guy i slept with in the back of his suv yesterday... he told me to im him at 12 it is now 2:39.... whats wrong with this picture when i have got no replies... yeah he was a good lay but thats all i'll remember him for which is ashame!

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Death Metal Moe

06-01-2005, 11:09 AM

Maybe your abs weren't tight and toned enough.

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Tall_James

06-01-2005, 11:10 AM

If you slept with him in the back of his SUV he might not respect you.  Next time do him behind the dumpster at the 7-11. But please practice safe sex, that AIDS is a killer.

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YueStarlight390

06-01-2005, 11:48 AM

ofcourse i did it safely i had the condoms and everything just wish i had a hatchet to hack his head off with now

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YueStarlight390

06-01-2005, 11:49 AM

they are toned enough to twist that stick boy and snap him like a twig

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DJEvelEd

06-01-2005, 12:25 PM

Can you post a pic so I can see to whom I am masturbating to?

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Tall_James

06-01-2005, 12:26 PM

For your benefit....Why cucumbers are better than men.The Average cucumber is at least six inches long Cucumbers stay hard for a week A Cucumber won't tell you that size doesn't count Cucumbers don't get too excited A Cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety Cucumbers are easy to pick up You can fondle Cucumbers in the supermarket...and you know how firm it is before you take one home Cucumbers can get away any weekend A Cucumber will always respect you in the morning You can go to a movie with a Cucumber and see the movie At a Drive-In you can stay in the front seat A Cucumber can always wait until you get home A Cucumber won't eat all the Popcorn...or send you out for milk duds A Cucumber won't drag you out to a John Wayne film festival A Cucumber won't ask "Am I the first" Cucumbers don't care if your a virgin Cucumbers won't tell anyone your not a virgin anymore With Cucumbers you don't have to be a virgin more than once Cucumbers don't have sex hang-ups Cucumbers won't make you wear kinky clothes or go to bed with boots on Cucumbers aren't into rope and leather, talking dirty or swinging with fruits and nuts You can have as many Cucumbers as you can handle You only eat Cucumber when you feel like it Cucumbers never need a round of applause Cucumbers won't ask: Am I the best`, How was it, Did you cum, how many times Cucumbers aren't jealous...of your gynecologist, ski instructor, or hair dresser A Cucumber won't want to join your support group Cucumbers aren't into meaningful discussions Cucumbers won't ask about your last lover..or speculate about the next one A Cucumber will never make a scene because there are other Cucumbers in the refrigerator A Cucumber won't mind hiding in the refrigerator when your mother comes over No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh Cucumber Cucumbers can handle rejection A Cucumber won't pout if you have a headache <strike>A Cucumber won't care what time of the month it is</strike> A Cucumber never wants to get it on when your nails are wet A Cucumber won't give it up for lent With a Cucumber you never have to say your sorry Cucumbers don't leave whisker burns, fall asleep on your chest, or drool on the pillow Cucumbers can stay up all night...and you don't have to sleep on a wet spot Afterwards a Cucumber won't: want to shake hands and be friends, say "I'll call you a cab, tell you he's not the marrying kind, tell you he is the marrying kind, call his mother, ex-wife, or therapist, take you to confession Cucumbers don't leave you wondering for a month A Cucumber won't make you go to the drugstore Cucumbers won't tell you a vasectomy will ruin it for them <strike>A Cucumber a day keeps the OB-Gyn away</strike> A Cucumber won't work your crossword puzzle in ink A Cucumber isn't allergic to your cat With a Cucumber, you don't have to play Florence Nightingale during the flu season Cucumbers never answer your phone or borrow your car A Cucumber won't eat all your food or drink all your liquor A Cucumber doesn't turn your bathroom into a library Cucumbers won't go through your medicine chest A Cucumber doesn't use your toothbrush, roll-on, or hairspray Cucumbers won't leave hair in the sink or a ring in the tub Cucumbers don't leave dirty shorts on the floor A Cucumber never forgets to flush the toilet A Cucumber doesn't flush the toilet while your taking a shower With a Cucumber the toilet seat is always the way you left it Cucumbers don't compare you to a Centerfold Cucumbers can't count to ten Cucumbers don't tell you they liked you better with long hair A Cucumber will never leave for: another woman, another man, another Cucumber A Cucumber will never call and say "I have to work late, Honey," and then come home smelling like another <stri

Jennitalia

06-01-2005, 12:28 PM

eggplants are better.

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DJEvelEd

06-01-2005, 12:37 PM

Put that eggplant on the end of a jackhammer and we'll talk...Or a 12 inch drill...And STOP fucking in cars & dumpsters! Jesus wouldn't do that! Do you want to be more like Jesus or that fucking whore Mary Magdeline?<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> ........... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS SPONSORED BY:"THE FÆCES™OF CÆSAR" BY ÆSOP ©464 B.C. <img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg" border="0" />

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Snoogans

06-01-2005, 12:37 PM

what the fuck is wrong with you people?  


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torker

06-01-2005, 12:37 PM

Maybe that kernel of corn that got impacted in his pee hole got irritated and he stopped loving you.                                                 <img height="170" src="http://www.thekernelburner.com/images/logocopy.gif" width="175" border="0" />

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Iamnotatool

06-01-2005, 12:38 PM

You just have a large vagina, you should try a fire hydrant.

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DJEvelEd

06-01-2005, 12:41 PM

..and have the fireman come to open it up full then maybe a firehose up your ass for the g-spot...   <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> ........... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS SPONSORED BY:"THE FÆCES™OF CÆSAR" BY ÆSOP ©464 B.C. <img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg" border="0" />

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Jennitalia

06-01-2005, 12:51 PM

quote: You just have a large vagina, you should try a fire hydrant. <img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif" border="0" /> Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits Or have Toolie fuck you.

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East Side Dave

06-01-2005, 01:10 PM

Sometimes I think Jason Alexander is the white Al Roker...

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Iamnotatool

06-01-2005, 01:20 PM

Or have Toolie fuck you.  Not everyone can handle the Tool.  

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