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Justice4all
06-01-2005, 05:13 PM
<p>O<font size="2">k All the time you have been waiting for has arrived....and thanks to Snoogans reminder...I would like to announce that the Texas Hold Em tourney is set for June 25th (3 weekends from now)</font></p><p><font size="2">If most people cannot make it I will move the date to Mid-July. Everyone let me know asap if this is a good night for you all.</font></p><p><font size="2">You all know the drill, and the buy in is $50 now.</font></p><p><font size="2">Let the responses begin....</font></p>

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"You betcha!!!!!"
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"Shut up and keep sucking!"

Snoogans
06-01-2005, 05:34 PM
<p>aight, but lets cap it at 50 bucks for all tournies here on out, nice round number without gettin too crazy</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>IM IN BITCHES. Me and my Stryper buddies are gonna whip your asses&nbsp;</p>

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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

mdr55
06-01-2005, 06:24 PM
<p>Don't know yet. Not sure if I'm working that weekend. If I am, then it's a no. But if I'm not, it's a yes.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'll
spread the word but $50 might be a little steep for some of my stingy
ass crew. (Although Chris is already bugging me about when the next
game is going to be.......he needs to go to Gamblers
Anonymous........but that's a different story).</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>You want me to bring some White Castles????&nbsp;</p>

Snoogans
06-01-2005, 06:33 PM
YES, bring as much white castle as you can<br />


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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

Justice4all
06-01-2005, 10:14 PM
<p>Don't worry, I am capping it at $50 bucks for quite some time. </p><p>And let me know if you are working. I hope I gave everyone enough time to work their scheduals.</p>

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"Did you catch all of that in your mouth??"
"You betcha!!!!!"
"That's disgusting"
"Shut up and keep sucking!"

gone
06-02-2005, 09:53 PM
Do you have to play to come?

wow... that sounded kind of naughty.

C*U*N*T
This is the place where sigs go....

monsterone
06-02-2005, 09:56 PM
shit, i'm sorry.&nbsp; i'm going to be at the yanks vs. mets game that day.&nbsp; good luck all. maybe next round.

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spoon
06-04-2005, 12:29 PM
Not sure yet.&nbsp;

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

Snoogans
06-04-2005, 06:37 PM
i think we may have to back it up, if spoon and MDR and crew werent
there, its not even a tournament, you might as well just call it
Snoogans driving to kenilworth to pick up money <br />


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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

FUNKMAN
06-05-2005, 02:36 PM
<p>Tom, John:</p><p>Waiting on callback from Andre. You can count me in for now...</p><p>Thanks for the invite!</p><p>Ron</p>

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Justice4all
06-05-2005, 10:57 PM
<p><font size="2">Ok all....I need to know if June 25th or July 9th is the better day to have this. Your input is very important because if I change the date of the game it will have to be no later then the end of this week.</font></p><p><font size="2" /></p><p><font size="2">And Inky....no you do not have to play to come to the game, but it should get really boring sitting there watching people play poker for 5 to 6 hours. You are more then welcome though.</font></p>

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"Did you catch all of that in your mouth??"
"You betcha!!!!!"
"That's disgusting"
"Shut up and keep sucking!"

mdr55
06-08-2005, 05:13 PM
<p>Even though I'm working Sat. June 25, I can make it.</p><p> July is
iffy cause I'm going to be on-call one of those weeks (right now I'm
scheduled for the 1st week if they don't change it). And July 9 is my
sister's b-day so blood comes first.<br />
</p>

FUNKMAN
06-08-2005, 06:05 PM
Andre and myself are good for the 25th....

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Snoogans
06-08-2005, 06:13 PM
im good for either<br />


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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

spoon
06-08-2005, 10:54 PM
<p>June looks good.</p>

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

Justice4all
06-10-2005, 06:02 AM
<p><font size="2">Ok then....it is official.....</font></p><p><font size="2" /></p><p><font size="5">Poker Game will be held on June 25th. Saturday. 6pm.</font></p><p><font size="5">50.00 buy in.</font></p><p><font size="5">Need a roll call...(as usual)...to see how many to expect.</font></p><p><font size="2">You all know the rest...</font></p><p><font size="2" /></p><p><font size="2">that is all.</font></p><p><font size="2">Thanks</font></p>

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"Did you catch all of that in your mouth??"
"You betcha!!!!!"
"That's disgusting"
"Shut up and keep sucking!"

terryc35
06-10-2005, 06:50 AM
I am new to the board, but I have been a listener since the .com days....I live on the Upper West Side and love playing Hold 'em...anyway I can join this game?

Crippler
06-10-2005, 07:09 AM
If you can find a way to Exit 138 on the Garden State Parkway with $50 in hand, you are more than welcome.

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terryc35
06-10-2005, 07:23 AM
sounds good....you guys play at someone's house?&nbsp; How many people do you usually get?&nbsp; One more question...are their re-buys?

Crippler
06-10-2005, 07:41 AM
<p>It's played at Justice's apartment (upper floor of a two-family house)</p><p>We usually get 15-20 people, three tables play, the last two on each go to the final table, with a payout of roughly: 3rd place = money back, 1st &amp; 2nd split what's left approximately 75/25.</p><p>No re-buys, but a winner takes all side game always breaks out once the finals table is set.</p>

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Snoogans
06-10-2005, 01:30 PM
yea usually its set about 2 hours after crippler is already out<br />


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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

FUNKMAN
06-11-2005, 06:07 PM
<p><strong><font size="1">Texas Hold 'Em....Round FORE!!!</font></strong> </p><p>guess you could call it the &quot;Foreskin Classic&quot;...</p><p>Andre and I will be attending</p>

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Snoogans
06-12-2005, 08:39 AM
is there any chance we could all chip in a couple bucks and order the arturo ghatti vs floyd maywether fight?<br />


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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

spoon
06-12-2005, 10:43 AM
<p>If we do that, we should take the % out of the $50 buy in.&nbsp; Or just have Crip and Justice climb up the telephone pole and rip it off!&nbsp; Crip climbs&nbsp;like a howler monkey....and plays hold'em like them too.</p><p>&nbsp;<a href="http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.primates.com/monkeys/images/howler.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.primates.com/monkeys/blackhowl.htm&h=600&w=730&sz=55&tbnid=ARTkUdi9-bkJ:&tbnh=114&tbnw=138&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dhowler%2Bmonkey%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D&oi=imagesr&start=1"><img title="http://www.primates.com/monkeys/blackhowl.htm" height="114" alt="http://www.primates.com/monkeys/blackhowl.htm" src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:ARTkUdi9-bkJ:www.primates.com/monkeys/images/howler.jpg" width="138" align="middle" vspace="4" border="1" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.corante.com/loom/howler-monkey.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.corante.com/loom/&h=407&w=276&sz=26&tbnid=hP761LuVgw8J:&tbnh=120&tbnw=82&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dhowler%2Bmonkey%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D&oi=imagesr&start=2"><img title="http://www.corante.com/loom/" height="120" alt="http://www.corante.com/loom/" src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:hP761LuVgw8J:www.corante.com/loom/howler-monkey.jpg" width="82" align="middle" vspace="4" border="1" /></a></p><p><img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/spoon2.jpg" border="0" /> </p><p>Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor! With whale cancer! F yeah! </p>

<font color=black>This message was edited by spoon on 6-12-05 @ 2:48 PM</font>

Snoogans
06-12-2005, 10:51 AM
<p>im down to take it off the buy in, except that im sure a few people
there wouldnt care about watching it, so that would take money possibly
away from them.</p><p>i suggested this way so that the few people who i
know would probably like to watch the fight could do it without causing
everybody to pay&nbsp;</p>

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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

spoon
06-12-2005, 10:51 AM
<p>See, the similarities are uncanny!</p><table cellspacing="1" cellpadding="1" width="100%" border="0"><tr valign="middle" align="center"><td><font size="+3"><strong>Howler Monkey</strong></font><em>Genus Alouatta</em></td><td align="right"><font size="+0"><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/coloring/" target="_top"><strong>Animal Printouts</strong></a><br /><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/label/" target="_top"><strong>Label Me! Printouts</strong></a></font> </td></tr></table><br />&nbsp;<img src="http://www.enchantedlearning.com/hgifs/Howler_bw.GIF" border="0" /><font size="+1">The Howler Monkey is the loudest <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/subjects/mammals/monkey/Howlercoloring.shtml" target="_top">monkey</a> and the loudest land animal. The only animal that is louder than the Howler Monkey is the <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/subjects/whales/species/bluewhale/Loudest.shtml">Blue Whale</a>. The Howler's call can be heard up to three miles (4.8 km) away. </font><font size="+1"><p>The Howler is the largest New World monkey (monkeys from South, North, and Central America). These social primates live high in the trees (the <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/subjects/rainforest/Strata.shtml">canopy</a>) of the <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/subjects/rainforest/Allabout.shtml">rain forests</a> of southern Brazil, northern Argentina, Paraguay, and Bolivia. Howlers have a life span of about 20 years. These monkeys are in decline due to a loss of habitat. </p><p><strong>Anatomy</strong>: Adult male Howlers are black to brown; females and the young are lighter in color. Howlers grow to be about 2 to 4 feet (0.6 to 1.2 m) tall and weigh from 8 to 22 pounds (3.5 to 10 kg). They have a long tail, a short snout, and wide-set, round nostrils. Adults females usually have one baby at a time. </p><p><strong>Diet</strong>: Howlers eat mostly leaves, but occasionally supplement their diet with fruit and maggots. </p><p><strong>Predators</strong>: Large birds of prey (like the <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/subjects/birds/printouts/Harpyeagle.shtml" target="_top">harpy eagle</a>) prey upon the howler monkey. </p></font>

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

spoon
06-12-2005, 10:53 AM
<p>Wait, that first paragrah sounds more like&nbsp;Silera and Snoogans at the first game!</p><p><img src="http://www.earthsbirthday.org/explore/images/howler2.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/spoon2.jpg" border="0" /> </p><p>Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor! With whale cancer! F yeah!</p>

<font color=black>This message was edited by spoon on 6-12-05 @ 3:16 PM</font>

Snoogans
06-12-2005, 10:53 AM
<p><font><font><font size="0" face="verdana" color="black"><font size="+1">Adult male Howlers are black to brown</font></font></font></font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i think that just about says it all</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>ring the bell&nbsp;</p>

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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

spoon
06-12-2005, 11:00 AM
<p>An action shot of Snoogans at table #3 during the&nbsp;first Hold'em&nbsp;Tourney.&nbsp; Class,&nbsp;nothing more.&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/replytotopic.cfm/Forum/82/Topic/45272/currentpage/GES011328.html?size=large"><img alt="Male mantled howler monkey howling" src="http://www.arkive.org/media/B4FE4620-D8D5-4D68-B05E-D6A0A3D1DE45/Presentation.Medium/picture.jpg" border="0" /></a></p>

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

spoon
06-12-2005, 11:02 AM
<p>Crippler and his reaction to the fighting.&nbsp; Let me clue you in.....he was out already so he really didn't care.</p><p><img src="http://www.sfzoo.org/generated/animals/41/black_howler1.jpg" border="0" /></p>

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

Snoogans
06-12-2005, 11:11 AM
<p>first off it was Silera, dumbass. you dont even smoke, so you got no excuse for that shit.</p><p>and
number 2, i was more reserved the second game and i was pretty low key
at the last one, so get off my back about that shit&nbsp;</p>

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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

spoon
06-12-2005, 11:17 AM
<p>That's what I said!&nbsp; </p><p><img src="http://www.cartage.org.lb/en/themes/Sciences/Zoology/Animalclassification/PrimateTaxonomy/img0242.gif" border="0" /></p>

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

Snoogans
06-12-2005, 11:21 AM
that thing looks like a lion-monkey<br />


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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

spoon
06-12-2005, 11:22 AM
<p>And this thing looks like you!&nbsp; RFnet, I present......Snoogans!</p><p><img src="http://www.csupomona.edu/~mlabamonga/fark/toolanimal.jpg" border="0" /></p>

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

Justice4all
06-13-2005, 02:45 AM
<p>Sorry Snoogs....we do not have a cable box, just basic so we just use the TV. So no fight will be shown that night. </p><p>You may continue the posting of our hairy card playing friends....Spoon that shot of Crippler with the frown has me rolling.</p>

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"Did you catch all of that in your mouth??"
"You betcha!!!!!"
"That's disgusting"
"Shut up and keep sucking!"

Snoogans
06-13-2005, 02:50 AM
we may have the first conflict then. For reasons, i really wanted to
watch the fight, so i may have to do that which would definately keep
me from the tourney. ill see whats up in a couple days, but i dont know
if i can make it now so dont count me in just yet<br />


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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

Justice4all
06-13-2005, 08:20 AM
<p>Well Snoogs ya will be missed but you gotta do what you gotta do. I do not expect everyone to make every game. You made it to three so far, if you miss this one no biggie. Always a spot for ya at my place.</p><p>Besides, I get the feeling there will not be many people coming to this one. Which is understandable.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Would be nice to have a nice small game, like with only 10 people.</p>

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"Did you catch all of that in your mouth??"
"You betcha!!!!!"
"That's disgusting"
"Shut up and keep sucking!"

Snoogans
06-13-2005, 06:36 PM
im gonna try, the problem is a bet i made with my friend, its a strange
bet and its not for alot of money, but i really wanted to see the fight
to know whats up. save a seat, cause you know me and poker<br />


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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

Justice4all
06-13-2005, 10:07 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>the problem is a bet i made with my friend, its a strange bet and its not for alot of money, but i really wanted to see the fight to know whats up. Does the phrase 'glazed donut' come into play here?<br />

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"Did you catch all of that in your mouth??"
"You betcha!!!!!"
"That's disgusting"
"Shut up and keep sucking!"

Snoogans
06-15-2005, 12:01 PM
no the bet is weird in what we bet on. he gave me an over under on 8
point rounds for Mayweather, basically an over under on how many times
ghatti will knock him down. i took the 8 point rounds under 5, so i
wanted to kinda follow it so id know, cause you can get 8 point rounds
just for gettin your ass beat that bad, or for a penalty as well<br />


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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

Crippler
06-15-2005, 12:33 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Does the phrase 'glazed donut' come into play here?<br /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/j4a3_sig.gif" border="0" /> &quot;Did you catch all of that in your mouth??&quot; &quot;You betcha!!!!!&quot; &quot;That's disgusting&quot; &quot;Shut up and keep sucking!&quot; <p>I thought it was the &quot;ookie cookie&quot; or if you went to Seton Hall, the TKE pizza.</p><p>Anyway, give me a couple of days, Snoogans, I'm not sure if you can get an addressable box that isn't digital.&nbsp; If you can, however, I don't see why we couldn't pick one up for the occassion.&nbsp; I'm interested in the fight, and my cousin (even though I'm not sure if he's coming yet) is a HUGE boxing fan &amp; would want to see it as well.</p>

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Snoogans
06-15-2005, 12:35 PM
<p>yea you can get one without digital, just call and tell them you
wanna add an addresable converter. i believe a non digital is like 3
dollars a month so if you do, you will get charged 3 bucks, at least
for that month, then i guess you could give it back if you want<br />
</p>

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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

mdr55
06-15-2005, 02:49 PM
Who's going so far???<br />

spoon
06-15-2005, 10:21 PM
Me, and I'm bringing some flip flops.

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

mdr55
06-17-2005, 03:44 PM
What's the head count??? Who's in??<br />

Justice4all
06-19-2005, 09:11 PM
<p>Wow does Mdr55 seem eager to take a peek at the compitition. Well it will be a small group this time folks. Maybe 10 people at best so far.</p><p>I know Spoon, Mdr55, me and Crippler,Funk and his nephew Dre</p><p>I have 3 other people coming not from the board.</p><p>Snoogans and WileE. are maybes.</p><p>Anyone else I am missing?</p><p>Stickey?</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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"Did you catch all of that in your mouth??"
"You betcha!!!!!"
"That's disgusting"
"Shut up and keep sucking!"

tbonesteak
06-20-2005, 10:16 AM
<p>I would love to play but I live in Brooklyn and I have no way of getting out there.&nbsp; If anyone is driving from the City, I'd be happy to pitch in for gas/expenses.&nbsp; I've enclosed a picture of myself for your consideration:</p><p><img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=monkey/v=2/SID=e/TID=I999_73/l=IVI/SIG=127c6bh3k/EXP=1119377759/*-http%3A//www.hitjokes.com/pics/Humour/Monkey_Nerd.jpg" border="0" /></p>

Justice4all
06-20-2005, 08:46 PM
<p>If you can hop on the train to take you into Penn Station in Newark I am sure there would be someone who could help pick you up there to make the game.</p><p>Give it a shot.</p>

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"You betcha!!!!!"
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FUNKMAN
06-20-2005, 09:00 PM
<p>If you can hop on the train to take you into Penn Station in Newark I am sure there would be someone who could help pick you up there to make the game.</p><p>Give it a shot</p><p>just lose the glasses</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" /></p>

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stickyfingers
06-22-2005, 07:25 PM
I don't think I'll be coming...the 50 bucks is a bit steep for my gal who just doesnt like to wager that much, and my cousin is reporting the same thing.&nbsp; I know for a fact that my cousin is having a game for a $20, maybe $30 entry fee the same night.&nbsp; It was an odd coincidence but he told me about it before I told him of this one.&nbsp; So, maybe next time if the ante gets lowered.&nbsp; I have no problem with it but that's a pretty long drive by myself.

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Justice4all
06-23-2005, 06:29 AM
<p>Hmmm....I was afraid of this Stick. That 50 would be too much for people.</p><p>I think I might lower it down to 40 now that you have said that. (I do not think anyone will mind)</p><p>Would that make it easier on you?</p>

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"Did you catch all of that in your mouth??"
"You betcha!!!!!"
"That's disgusting"
"Shut up and keep sucking!"

Snoogans
06-23-2005, 07:09 AM
<p><font size="0" face="verdana" color="black">I have no problem with it but that's a pretty long drive by myself.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>its like 45 min to an hour&nbsp;</p>

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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

Snoogans
06-23-2005, 07:16 AM
<p><font size="0" face="verdana" color="black">I think I might lower it down to 40 now that you have said that. (I do not think anyone will mind)</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>you tell me this AFTER i whore myself to get 50 bucks&nbsp;</p>

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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

mdr55
06-23-2005, 03:43 PM
<p>So where is everyone??? Who's showing up????</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And will a Ronfez.net member win this time????&nbsp;</p>

Snoogans
06-23-2005, 03:44 PM
<p>im there</p><p>im tryin to bring a person or 2, specifically not great players too&nbsp;</p>

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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

mdr55
06-23-2005, 03:46 PM
<p>What's on the menu???</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Ziti and pizza again???</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Who wants White Castle???&nbsp;</p>

Snoogans
06-23-2005, 03:46 PM
I WANT WHITE CASTLE<br />


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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

stickyfingers
06-23-2005, 05:13 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>&nbsp;</p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font face="verdana" color="#000000" size="0">I have no problem with it but that's a pretty long drive by myself.</font> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>its like 45 min to an hour&nbsp;</p><p>__________________________________________________ ____________________________</p><p>Have you ever paid attention to how much I drink during these events?</p>

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Snoogans
06-23-2005, 05:18 PM
yea so do i, and its about 45 minutes from me, when i have to go the limit<br />


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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

FUNKMAN
06-23-2005, 05:34 PM
<p>wow! i was gonna ask to push it up to a hundred but i had to give Snoogans 50...<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" /></p><p>whatever amount is fine for Dre and myself</p>

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Snoogans
06-23-2005, 05:48 PM
Dre cant come, he is too good<br />


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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

FUNKMAN
06-23-2005, 05:59 PM
<p><font size="1">Dre cant come, he is too good</font></p><p>that don't sound like you budday... nobody is unbeatable ( except Marciano ) <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" /></p>

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Snoogans
06-23-2005, 06:00 PM
<p>id be unbeatable too if gangsters bought off fighters i was facing.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>and bring him on, bring em all on, me and my friends yager and heineken are gonna do some smackin down</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

Crippler
06-23-2005, 07:21 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana"><p>&nbsp;</p><p>that don't sound like you budday... nobody is unbeatable ( except Marciano ) <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" /></p></font>that don't sound like you budday... nobody is unbeatable ( except Marciano ) <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig_funkmanstill.jpg" border="0" /> <br />HE KICKED JOE LEWIS' ASS!

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Snoogans
06-23-2005, 07:23 PM
so Crips, what time is Stryper playin their set?<br />


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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

FUNKMAN
06-23-2005, 08:06 PM
<p>maybe we should drop it from 50 to 49</p><p>just like the way Marciano dropped 49 dudes</p><p><font face="tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="7"><strong>49 - 0</strong></font></p><p><font size="2">that's what i'm talkin bout</font></p>

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Snoogans
06-23-2005, 08:12 PM
why not just make it 10K, the amount Rocky's buddies paid the other fighter to take a dive<br />


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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

wilee
06-24-2005, 07:24 AM
<p><font size="0" face="verdana" color="black">
I WANT WHITE CASTLE</font>With the $10 savings, now you can pick up a sack!</p><p>I'm
pretty sure I'll make it at this point.&nbsp; Just have to be at an
appointment early the next day, so I'll have to make sure that I'm out
at a reasonable hour.&nbsp;</p>

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Tell me why, must I always explain?

Crippler
06-24-2005, 12:51 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>so Crips, what time is Stryper playin their set?<br /><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Snoogans194" border="0" /> GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0 GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU <p><br />I'm not sure because&nbsp;Mike (Sweet, the lead singer, my good pal) called me the other day &amp; told me they might not be back from Japan in time.&nbsp; They're huge over there, of course.</p><p>But what I do know is that I just picked up the Comcast box this afternoon, so the FIGHT IS ON!&nbsp; And you can now officially count me &amp; my cousin Anthony in.</p>

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Snoogans
06-24-2005, 01:27 PM
CRIPS, YOU ARE THE MAN. ill throw you a few bucks, as im sure will some
others to help cover the insane 45 dollar fight cost, but its Beautiful<br />


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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

mdr55
06-24-2005, 02:49 PM
Mdr55 and 3 maybes<br />

IrishAlkey
06-24-2005, 02:58 PM
<p>I'll go.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>PM me the directions.</p>

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Justice4all
06-24-2005, 03:42 PM
<p>Well it looks like this is going to be a bit bigger then I thought. </p><p>Roll call is:</p><p>Me &amp; guest</p><p>Crippler</p><p>Anthony (Crips cousin)</p><p>Funk &amp; Dre</p><p>Wile E.</p><p>Snoogans</p><p>Spoon</p><p>Mdr55</p><p>Irish (are you bringing Silera?)</p><p>That is 10...if Mdr55 brings his friends that makes 13...nice size for 2 tables.</p><p>Ok all...see you at 6....remember...<font size="3">BUY INS ARE NOW $40, not 50.</font></p><p><font size="1">see you there soon...</font></p><p><font size="1">Pat....gonna PM you right now</font></p>

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"You betcha!!!!!"
"That's disgusting"
"Shut up and keep sucking!"

mdr55
06-24-2005, 04:17 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>Ok all...see you at 6....remember...<font size="3">BUY INS ARE NOW $40, not 50.</font></p><br />Cool....that's less people for us to mug here in JC. Now only if the sun went down sooner.........<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;Got 1 confirmation so far, waiting on the rest.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Can't wait to see Funkmaster Flex, Dr. Dre, Jay-Z, and Marky Mark.&nbsp;</p>

IrishAlkey
06-24-2005, 04:32 PM
Silera will be bringing her fat ass.

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stickyfingers
06-25-2005, 10:38 AM
<p><font size="3">BUY INS ARE NOW $40, not 50.</font></p><p>I'll go.</p><p>the FIGHT IS ON!</p><p><font size="1">Silera will be bringing her fat ass.</font></p><p>I.have.officially.reconsidered.Why.is.my.spacebar. not.working?</p>

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Snoogans
06-25-2005, 10:43 AM
basically that means Sticky is coming tonight, with his chick and only his chick<br />


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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

spoon
06-25-2005, 10:56 AM
<p>The Silera Snoogans Fight costs 45 fucking bucks!&nbsp; Caos in Kenilworth (sp)!</p><img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/spoon2.jpg" border="0" /> Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor! With whale cancer! F yeah!

<font color=black>This message was edited by spoon on 6-25-05 @ 2:57 PM</font>

spoon
06-25-2005, 10:59 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>&nbsp;</p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font face="verdana" color="#000000" size="0">I WANT WHITE CASTLE</font> With the $10 savings, now you can pick up a sack! <p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'm pretty sure I'll make it at this point.&nbsp; Just have to be at an appointment early the next day, so I'll have to make sure that I'm out at a reasonable hour.&nbsp;</p><img src="http://cwjr.home.infionline.net/sigpic.gif" border="0" /> Tell me why, must I always explain? <p>First off, Snoogans needs a sack too, just not that kind.</p><p>We'll make sure you're out at a reasonable hour.&nbsp; Just ask Crip and Justice for tips and you'll be on your way in no time.<br /></p>

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

mdr55
06-25-2005, 12:54 PM
<p>I can't make it tonight.<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/sad.gif" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p> So good luck to everyone.<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>My prediction for tonight-- Funkman will make it to the final table. (Let me know if he does, JC representing).</p>

IrishAlkey
06-25-2005, 01:04 PM
<p>Silera's showering her fat ass.</p><p>I'll leave in half an hour.</p><p>Should be there around 6:15ish...</p>

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spoon
06-25-2005, 01:26 PM
you better make it mdr!

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

HeyGuy
06-25-2005, 10:32 PM
<p>Smokey!!! Nothing gave me more pleasure tonight then knocking you out first and then taking you for $10 on a stupid bet!!! But you are still my favorite.<font size="1"> </font></p><p><font size="1" /></p><p><font size="1"><img height="423" src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Owner/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/s_smokey08.jpg" width="517" border="0" /></font></p><p><br /></p>

Justice4all
06-25-2005, 11:50 PM
<p>Well....the message board finally represented.</p><p>All but ONE person who made it to the final table were board peeps.</p><p>Silera, Irish Alkey, Crippler,Spoon,Stickeyfingers.</p><p>Stick came out in 3rd. (the 1st person to make it to the top three in back to back tourneys)</p><p>Crippler came out in 2nd</p><p>Spooney-love-from-up-above made it to champion status this time. Congrats Spoony!</p><p>Thanks to everyone for the turnout. Good time was had again by all, and glad you enjoyed the fight, even though Gatti&nbsp;fought like an old maid rather then a spirited pasiano.</p><p>Look foward to seeing everyone in Sept.</p><p>And Spoony, thank the woman again for the cheesecake. It was gooooood!&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>P.S. Snoogans was the very first person to get knocked out (just thought I would mention it)</p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/j4a3_sig.gif" border="0" /> &quot;Did you catch all of that in your mouth??&quot; &quot;You betcha!!!!!&quot; &quot;That's disgusting&quot; &quot;Shut up and keep sucking!&quot;

<font color=black>This message was edited by Justice4all on 6-26-05 @ 3:51 AM</font>

spoon
06-26-2005, 12:48 AM
<p>Yet another great poker tourney, with a lot of big moments.&nbsp; </p><p>Crip makes his first final table.&nbsp; </p><p>Snoogans out FIRST overall!&nbsp; </p><p>Dre makes it a perfect 3/3 (missed one event) on making final tables.&nbsp; </p><p>I made the final table in all 4 JusticeCrip Tourneys.&nbsp; 4th, 2nd, 4th and now 1st.&nbsp; Safe to say I'm liking the poker in Kenilworth.</p><p>Crip took down&nbsp;my Aces full of 9's boat with the first 4 Aces ever at any of the tourneys.&nbsp; </p><p>I also became the first champ to take out every player on the final table.&nbsp; </p><p>But quote of the night was from Alkey to Silera at the final table.&nbsp; I'll let someone else post that gem.&nbsp; I'm laughing now just thinking about it.&nbsp; </p><p>Oh and I think Snoogans lost a grand overall with his insane betting all night long.&nbsp; $25 to me, $50 to Funk, on and on and on.&nbsp; Thanks Mayweather.&nbsp;&nbsp;Thanks for making Gatti and Snoogans look like asses last night.&nbsp; But I don't know boxing.&nbsp; 25 bucks says I do bitch.&nbsp; That didn't stop Shawn from getting loud as hell though.&nbsp; You all know his motto, &quot;if I'm wrong, I make it right with volume!&quot;</p><p><img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/spoon2.jpg" border="0" /> </p><p>Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor! With whale cancer! F yeah!</p>

<font color=black>This message was edited by spoon on 6-26-05 @ 4:50 AM</font>

Justice4all
06-26-2005, 01:07 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But quote of the night was from Alkey to Silera at the final table.&nbsp; I'll let someone else post that gem.&nbsp; I'm laughing now just thinking about it.&nbsp; </p>Was it as funny as the quote from Snoogans to Crippler: &quot;Hey Crippler...start sucking!&quot;<br />

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"You betcha!!!!!"
"That's disgusting"
"Shut up and keep sucking!"

FUNKMAN
06-26-2005, 08:37 AM
<p>as usual, a Great time with Great people! a big Thanks to Tom and John for being the hosts with the most!!</p><p>again i had to be a bridesmaid and not the bride... Dre provided the almost fatal blow. the river gave me a 3's over aces full boat and a big chunk of stack went to Dre who pulled the 4 3's OUCH!</p><p>but i was able to take another losers table, (Justice, Snoogs, and myself) just for&nbsp;80 but it covered my ins...</p><p>so Snoogs got knocked out first and Gatti was a close second <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/surrender.gif" border="0" /></p>

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stickyfingers
06-26-2005, 09:55 AM
<p>Spoon, hate to burst your bubble, but Crippler took me out on the final table.</p><p>A good time was had by all, and at least we know who fucks who!</p>

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Snoogans
06-26-2005, 10:23 AM
<p><font size="0" face="verdana" color="black">Oh and I think Snoogans
lost a grand overall with his insane betting all night long.&nbsp; $25 to
me, $50 to Funk, on and on and on.&nbsp; Thanks Mayweather.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i
lost 75 bucks total, 25 to you, 40 to funk cause i had already won 10
from him early, i lost the 10 i got from funk, and i won 2 bucks from
Wilee playin blackjack</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>and i didnt say you didnt
know boxing spoon, you said that on thursday when you didnt even know
who was fighting. i only said OK to your bet cause i was drunk and, at
some point, im gonna start winning some money from you. it HAS to
happen soon&nbsp;</p>

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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

spoon
06-26-2005, 11:50 AM
<p>Yah Stick, I think you're right.&nbsp; I was trying to think of all the firsts from&nbsp;last night and for some reason I could of sworn I took you out too.&nbsp; That just sums up how well Crips played last night.&nbsp; The dif bt the last two tourneys for him was night and day.&nbsp; But it doesn't matter, we fuck!</p>

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

Snoogans
06-26-2005, 11:57 AM
<p><font size="0" face="verdana" color="black">But it doesn't matter, we fuck</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i didnt know you and sticky were so close</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

spoon
06-26-2005, 11:58 AM
<p>Don't forget the original $40 for the tournament too.</p>

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
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F yeah!

spoon
06-26-2005, 02:02 PM
Hence the sticky fingers buddy.&nbsp; And I was talking about my man Crip!

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
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F yeah!

IrishAlkey
06-26-2005, 02:12 PM
<p>When I got home last night, I went all in...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>OH!</p>

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spoon
06-26-2005, 02:15 PM
Yah, but you were the small stack!&nbsp; Ohhhh!

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

IrishAlkey
06-26-2005, 02:18 PM
Both times, I blame the liquor.

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mdr55
06-26-2005, 06:06 PM
<p>Looks like everyone had a good time. Sorry my crew and I couldn't
make it (If I don't go, they don't follow----although Chris wanted to
go but had no ride). At least some board members were able to make the
final table but we're going to get our seats next time, you can count
on it. And when I told them that Crippler place second, the reactions
were like &quot;Crippler?? You're kidding...&quot;.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>See you all next game. Hopefully I'm not working that day.&nbsp;</p>

mdr55
06-26-2005, 06:08 PM
What time did the game end???<br />

spoon
06-26-2005, 08:01 PM
<p>Nice Alkey.&nbsp; </p><p>Mdr., were all leaving for home in about an hour.&nbsp; Wow, what a game guys!</p>

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

spoon
06-27-2005, 02:59 AM
<p>Another milestone, the top three were all board members for the first time, and snoogans didn't smoke or drink!</p>

<img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/spoon2.jpg">

Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

mdr55
06-27-2005, 04:14 AM
<p>Yeah but can he past a drug screen???<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Spoon........just so you know....... you're walking with a big bulls eye on your back. My crew is going to take you out!<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/devil2.gif" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>.....and Crippler too.......wow second place.....congrats (but you got a bulls-eye on you too).<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>So was Snoogans the bar maid the whole night?&nbsp;<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Funk??? What happened to JC representing? But you're on a roll taking the other game Nice!<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>You
all pm me and let me know how much you each won. So I can rely it back
to Chris and he can start knocking himself out that he couldn't
go......he wanted to go play really bad.<img width="30" height="23" border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wallbash.gif" /><br />
</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Crippler
06-27-2005, 06:53 AM
<font face="Verdana"><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">I just want to thank everyone who showed up for making this another successful event, and for treating our home with respect.&nbsp; You are all welcome back at any time.</font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Thanks to Tom for organizing the whole event again, as much as I bust you for things, you deserve all the credit for pulling these things together.&nbsp; Now if we could just get you&nbsp; to <u><strong>sit down</strong></u> during the event!</font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">We missed you &amp; the hit squad, mdr, but don&rsquo;t worry&hellip;there&rsquo;s always next game.&nbsp; Can&rsquo;t wait!</font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Special thanks to Snoogans for all the support, as he continuously shouted encouragement while I was fighting for my life at the big boys table.&nbsp; You know, things like, &ldquo;Would you hurry the fuck up, we want to start this side game &amp; I want your money&rdquo; and, &ldquo;You know you don&rsquo;t have a shot, just go all in &amp; lose so I can take your money over here.&rdquo;&nbsp; And, of course, &ldquo;Hey Crips&hellip;start sucking.&rdquo;</font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Big thanks to Spoon for giving me the most gentlemanly ass-kicking of all time.&nbsp; You&rsquo;re a hell of a player, and pretty damn good teacher of the game as well.&nbsp; Congrats on the big win and on keeping the final table streak alive.&nbsp; And thanks to your little lady for the excellent cheesecake&hellip;and for being a good sport as I continued to beat her &amp; Silera with identical pairs but higher kickers all night.&nbsp; I really thought at one point she was going to throw something at me across the table.</font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Thanks to Funkman, Dre, Wilee, Alkey, Silera, Mr. &amp; Mrs. Stickey, Tom&rsquo;s friends (who will never read this), my cousin Ant (our newest member, CampoNJ) and everyone who made the night another blast.</font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Lastly, did anyone mention that Snoogans was out first overall?!!</font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">ps:&nbsp; I found your sunglasses.</font></p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Oh yeah, and...</font></p></font><font face="Verdana">quote:</font><font face="Verdana"> </font><p>When I got home last night, I went all in...</p><p>OH!</p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v381/artemisentreri/alkey.gif" border="0" /> <font face="Verdana">quote: </font>Yah, but you were the small stack!&nbsp; Ohhhh! <img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/spoon2.jpg" border="0" /> Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor! With whale cancer! F yeah! <font face="Verdana">quote: </font>Both times, I blame the liquor. <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v381/artemisentreri/alkey.gif" border="0" /> <br />...perhaps the funniest short exchange in messageboard history.<br /><br /><img src="http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/71172486.jpg" border="0" /><img src="http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/93558379.jpg" border="0" /> <img src="http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/93558379.jpg" border="0" /> <img src="http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/93558379.jpg" border="0" /> <img src="http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/93558379.jpg" border="0" /> <img src="http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/93558379.jpg" border="0" /> </font>...perhaps the funniest short exchange in messageboard history.

<font color=black>This message was edited by Crippler on 6-27-05 @ 10:54 AM</font>

Snoogans
06-27-2005, 06:57 AM
<p>all in love crip daddy, all in love, and where the hell were my sunglasses, i looked all over for those bitches, thanks bro. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

Crippler
06-27-2005, 07:05 AM
<p>They were in the cluttered mess that is my bedroom.&nbsp; You must have put them down before going on my computer in another fruitless attempt to win a boxing bet.&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></p>

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Snoogans
06-27-2005, 07:07 AM
uh, fruitless? that was the only bet i won that night, though i shoulda
had 10 bucks from you with that lucky BS ace you pulled in high card<br />


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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

Crippler
06-27-2005, 07:31 AM
<p><font size="1">uh, fruitless? that was the only bet i won that night</font></p><p><font size="1">My bad, I thought that was from the &quot;Bernard Hopkins is NOT 40 YEARS OLD&quot; argument.</font></p><p><font size="1">though i shoulda had 10 bucks from you with that lucky BS ace you pulled in high card</font></p><p><font size="1">That was quite lucky on my part, but sometimes it's just not your night...and Saturday was definitely not your night.</font></p>

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Snoogans
06-27-2005, 07:36 AM
<p>you are damn right about that one. next time i think that means you bastards are in trouble</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

spoon
06-27-2005, 02:22 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>They were in the cluttered mess that is my bedroom.&nbsp; </p><img src="http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/71172486.jpg" border="0" /><img src="http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/93558379.jpg" border="0" /> <img src="http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/93558379.jpg" border="0" /> <img src="http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/93558379.jpg" border="0" /> <img src="http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/93558379.jpg" border="0" /> <img src="http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/93558379.jpg" border="0" /> Sounds like Snoogans did &quot;give it&quot; to you all night!&nbsp; <br />

<img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/spoon2.jpg">

Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

Crippler
06-27-2005, 03:21 PM
The only things he &quot;gave me&quot; were a small monetary donation, a Flair chop, and a contact high.

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spoon
06-27-2005, 03:30 PM
<p>So this wasn't said in back in your room, <font face="Times New Roman" size="3">&ldquo;Hey Crips&hellip;start sucking&rdquo;??</font></p>

<img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/spoon2.jpg">

Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

Crippler
06-27-2005, 03:35 PM
Let's be honest, if Snoogans &amp; I were a gay couple (point of note: WE ARE NOT A GAY COUPLE!!), do you really think I would be the bitch and be on my knees?

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FUNKMAN
06-27-2005, 04:10 PM
<p>i was in that room too and came out&nbsp;10 bucks lighter...</p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig_funkmanstill.jpg" border="0" /></p>

<font color=black>This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 6-27-05 @ 8:21 PM</font>

spoon
06-27-2005, 04:59 PM
<p>Sounds like someone upped his prices!&nbsp; </p>

<img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/spoon2.jpg">

Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

Snoogans
06-27-2005, 06:13 PM
no they just get the customer loyalty discount, hence only 10 bucks lighter<br />


<img border="0" src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Snoogans194" />
GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

<font color=black>This message was edited by Snoogans on 6-27-05 @ 10:13 PM</font>

Snoogans
06-27-2005, 06:14 PM
and that flair chop fuckin hurt my hand too<br />


<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Snoogans194">
GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

Crippler
07-01-2005, 07:14 PM
<p>Wanted to test my new sig pic &amp; thought this would be the right setting for it.</p><p>http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/102886468.jpg</p>

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Snoogans
07-01-2005, 07:18 PM
<p>raymer, nice</p><p>can you adjust the face angle in photoshop, cause it would be perfect if you turned ther face to the other direction</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Snoogans194">
GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

Crippler
07-01-2005, 07:21 PM
I'm not that talented &amp; don't have Photoshop.&nbsp; I just got a silly&nbsp;idea &amp; wanted to see what it would look like...I made myself laugh, that'll do for now.

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Snoogans
07-01-2005, 07:25 PM
it made me laugh too, just advice<br />


<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Snoogans194">
GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

Crippler
07-01-2005, 07:32 PM
I know, and you're absolutely right.&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm actually afraid to try Photoshop (downloading a torrent as we speak) because I think I'll never get any work done ever again.

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spoon
07-01-2005, 10:25 PM
<p>Nice crip.&nbsp; Now shawn needs one using the card slicing &quot;Jesus&quot; with Snoogan's ugly ass mug.</p>

<img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/spoon2.jpg">

Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

Snoogans
07-01-2005, 10:29 PM
its fuckin SHAUN<br />


<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Snoogans194">
GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

Snoogans
07-01-2005, 10:30 PM
<p>i wanna elbow drop you all in the liver</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>IM KICKIN ALL YOUR ASSES NEXT GAME!&nbsp;</p>

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Snoogans194">
GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

Crippler
07-01-2005, 10:35 PM
<p>The good thing is, it doesn't matter if you win the next game...you went from winners' table to first out.&nbsp; That's inexcusable.&nbsp;&nbsp; I, on the other hand, went from 1st out, to early out but&nbsp;a win in the&nbsp;side game last time, to final 2 this time.&nbsp; That's what you call progress, son!</p><p>ps:&nbsp; Happy Birthday, Smokey!</p>

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