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HBox
06-02-2005, 04:44 PM
<p><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8077502/" target="_blank">Sure
he may be a drunk, sure his Panthers may have beaten my Eagles in a NFC
title game a couple years ago, but how can you not like a guy who syas
something like this about Warren Sapp: (ignore headline, it's very
misleading)</a></p>
<p class="textBodyBlack">&ldquo;I hate him. Everybody says I&rsquo;m supposed to be
polite when I talk to you all, but I hate him,&rdquo; Jenkins said. &ldquo; He
talks too much, he doesn&rsquo;t make sense, he&rsquo;s fat, he&rsquo;s sloppy, he acts
like he&rsquo;s the best thing since sliced bread. He&rsquo;s ugly, he stinks, his
mouth stinks, his breath stinks, and basically his soul stinks, too.</p>
<p class="textBodyBlack">&ldquo;Not too many people have personalities like that and survive in life. I don&rsquo;t know how he does it.&rdquo;</p>
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Snoogans
06-02-2005, 04:49 PM
WOW. i mean, i hate warren sapp, and i hate alotta athletes, but i dont
think i hate anybody like that. that really is funny shit though<br />


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HBox
06-02-2005, 04:51 PM
I don't even have much of an opinion on Warren
Sapp, but just that someone would have the balls to say something like
that, it's fucking hilarious.<br />


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Snoogans
06-02-2005, 04:52 PM
<p>i hate warren sapp the same way i hate TO, not what he does in the
game, what he does away from it, plus the fact they think they are
bigger then the game.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>speaking of TO, maybe someone
in philly needs to rip him like this. what the fuck kinda dickhead do
you have to be to hold on out probably the biggest WR contract in the
entire NFL, that you signed last year. 7 years, 49 million, get on the
fuckin field you goddamn pussy&nbsp;</p>

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HBox
06-02-2005, 04:59 PM
<p>I do not know what you are talking about!</p><p><strong>LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA I AM NOT LISTENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA I AM NOT LISTENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</strong> </p>

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Snoogans
06-02-2005, 05:02 PM
<p><img width="200" height="300" border="0" src="http://www.ravensnest2.com/insiders/2004/04eagles/51198915_8.jpg" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>gimmie more goddamn money, cause im a greedy mutherfucker&nbsp;</p>

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newport king
06-02-2005, 05:08 PM
<p>what the fuck kinda dickhead do you have to be to hold on out probably the biggest WR contract in the entire NFL, that you signed last year. 7 years, 49 million</p><p>its a shitload more than i make but 7 mil per year isnt that much considering he is the top wr in the league and compare it to other wr salaries. </p>

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Snoogans
06-02-2005, 05:14 PM
yea its still at the top, maybe moss is close, but still, its not
Philly's fault other teams are stupid. he signed the deal, get on the
fuckin field, have some accountability for your choices, like he didnt
when he was in Frisco and cried till baltimore didnt want him<br />


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JPMNICK
06-02-2005, 05:18 PM
<p>I always hated Moss the most but respected what he did on the field. But I think TO has taken the top honor for me now. </p><p>And do not even get me started on the NBA guys. </p>

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newport king
06-02-2005, 05:20 PM
<p>if it was baseball i'd say fuck him get on the field. i just don't like how in football they can backload your contract and cut your ass loose whenever they feel like it. he could just be protecting himself against further injury to that leg and ending his career without ever getting paid....nah fuck it i'm just trying to play the devils advocate but even after i read that back i knew i sounded full of shit. </p><p>seriously, the way i feel is if the owners can do it, i dont hold it against the players when they sit out.</p>

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Snoogans
06-02-2005, 05:21 PM
he got like a 15 million dollar signing bonus, i think that counters the whole backload<br />


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HBox
06-02-2005, 05:22 PM
<p>I feel like fucking obi-Wan at the end of Revenge of the Sith.</p><p>&quot;WHY TO?! WHY!? YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!!!!! YOU WERE GOING TO WIN US THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?&quot;<br />
</p>

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Snoogans
06-02-2005, 05:23 PM
<p><font size="0" face="verdana" color="black">seriously, the way i feel is if the owners can do it, i dont hold it against the players when they sit out.</font></p><p>thats
bullshit. if they sign you and they suck, they cant just pay you less,
so if you sign and play better, tough shit, thats life. if you could
just pay them less, i wouldnt wanna kill allen houston and his wife and
family for his felonious acts against the knicks&nbsp;</p>

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newport king
06-02-2005, 05:39 PM
<p>yeah but most of the times in the nfl, its not a player is playing shitty, it's usually that player just becomes expendable. shouldn't the owners be held to that same contract that they offered the player just as you say the player should honor the contract?&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>and since we've completely derailed this thread, i'm not much of a basketball fan, but can't the knicks somehow get a portion of that money back from houston whether from insurance or something? That guy is ALWAYS fucking hurt. he plays about 4 games a year.</p>

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Snoogans
06-02-2005, 05:41 PM
<p>no, cause the player can retire from the contract. thats part of the
business, its not like they dont know it when they sign the deal. and
its not like TO is gonna get cut. if you get hurt, you cant be cut, you
get your money.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>also, by being cut, they are free to
sign somewhere else, and usually do when its just a cap casualty. its
not like its breaking there wallet&nbsp;</p>

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Snoogans
06-02-2005, 05:42 PM
<p><font size="0" face="verdana" color="black">and since we've completely
derailed this thread, i'm not much of a basketball fan, but can't the
knicks somehow get a portion of that money back from houston whether
from insurance or something? That guy is ALWAYS fucking hurt. he plays
about 4 games a year.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>in
order to get a medical exemption, the guy cannot play a minute for 2
seasons. thats part of why the nets got mad at Zo for tryin to come
back.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>bottom line, no, Allen Houston robbed us, and robbed us blind.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>He shoulda just stuck to installing cable modems&nbsp;</p>

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Snoogans
06-02-2005, 06:01 PM
oh yea so that Kris Jenkins thing is funny<br />


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El Mudo
06-02-2005, 06:19 PM
Well he's a Terp...so it goes without saying how great he is...

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Snoogans
06-02-2005, 06:22 PM
<p><img width="150" height="250" border="0" src="http://www.life.umd.edu/news-events/lacrosseimage.jpg" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i dont know, this guy sucks pretty hard&nbsp;</p>

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