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sr71blackbird

06-06-2005, 03:54 PM

<div>THE BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT This Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as the Agreement) is entered into on the _____ day of __________, 2005, by _______________, between _____________ and ___________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over--unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM--we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit--only mind-blowing fucking allowed. 5. No emotional discussions--Ex.: Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance-- only made night before or within hours that is why you are called the "back-up," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time, advanced-arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted--money is always good. 8. No baby talk--however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers--it's really none of your damn business. 10. No calling each other "friends with privileges"--we are not friends,we just fuck 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK--don't be offended. 12. No extra clothing--I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave. 13. No falling asleep right after sex--it's over, so get your ass up and go home. 14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it--I don't care. 15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason. 16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "my friends',friend.'' 17. Doggie style preferred--just hit it hard and right or get the hell out. 18. Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact the better. I don't want to look at you, just fuck you. 19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME--so don't keep calling. *** EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS*** The aforementioned rules may be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of This agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list, BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules. Participating partners: Signature: ____________________________ Date _____________ Signature: ____________________________ Date _____________</div><div>__________________</div>

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Hottub

06-06-2005, 03:57 PM

Thank you Mr. 2002!!    <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />

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so does that mean that it was
"THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?"
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Death Metal Moe

06-06-2005, 03:57 PM

I think I need a shower after reading this.

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sr71blackbird

06-06-2005, 04:00 PM

Blackbird; on top of the News, ahead of the Times

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torker

06-06-2005, 04:05 PM

2002?  More like 1991.<img height="103" src="http://www.leedberg.com/seinfeld/elaine/elaine.jpg" width="119" border="0" />What about the kiss goodnight? 

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Snoogans

06-06-2005, 04:08 PM

and how are you gonna completely rip off my thread title, what a HACK 

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sr71blackbird

06-06-2005, 04:21 PM

<img height="361" src="http://www.astro.washington.edu/becker/pics/illusion-37.gif" width="490" border="0" />hehehehe

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FUNKMAN

06-06-2005, 04:22 PM

Thomas Jefferson just called, he wants his contract back...

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DJEvelEd

06-06-2005, 04:30 PM

Hahaha nobody likes your thread! Here's what's wrong:1) The title, although funny, was gonna piss off Snoogans for biting his hairy one2) You posted something old and long3) There was no vaginaspeak or tittalk4) You made it seem like if I entered your thread I would get blown or given a whore's # and you pulled the old "bait & switch" You tricked us!5) I feel I'll never get those 5 minutes back....EVER!!

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sr71blackbird

06-06-2005, 04:35 PM

Written by the king of all thread killers! <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" />

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Hottub

06-06-2005, 04:38 PM

The "Son of Sam" of threads!

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so does that mean that it was
"THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?"
Staples
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DJEvelEd

06-06-2005, 04:41 PM

As it is written, so it shall be done...DIE BOOTY CALL DIE. LONG LIVE THE LONG LASTING LOVING LIFEMATE!!! DIE BOOTY CALL THREAD DIE!!!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> ........... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS SPONSORED BY:"THE FÆCES™OF CÆSAR" BY ÆSOP ©464 B.C. <img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg" border="0" />

This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 6-6-05 @ 8:42 PM