How should I propose

[CYYYFYYY]

Yep I am proposing in mid July.  The thing is she knows I am going to.  So the shock will not be there so I best make it by being real special.  Any ideas?

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[Death Metal Moe]

Naked.

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[ChickenHawk]

On one knee.

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[Dan]

Pretend you're breaking up with her. Go all out. Tell her you can't face spending your life with her. Let it sit a few days. When she comes over to pick up the last of her stuff from your place, get down on one knee.

She'll be shocked!

[FUNKMAN]

<p>naked on one knee...</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>if she knows already then just do it at a family dinner</p>

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[PapaBear]

<p>Isn't that a more severe version of an episode of Friends?</p><p>Naked, on one knee...&nbsp; in public.</p>

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[Death Metal Moe]

<p><img src="http://entertainmentcomplex.blognation.us/_photos/Snoop%20Dog.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>Get Snoop to rhyme her&nbsp;a proposal.&nbsp; Yea yea.&nbsp; ::annoying tongue clicking background noise::</p>

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With a tear in your eye...

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[Evilpete]

before she starts showing...oh wait you said how not when

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<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>before she starts showing...oh wait you said how not when <img src="http://members.aol.com/evilpete66/rfnetsigpic2" border="0" /> IM: Evilpete66 <li><a href="http://www.troubleintheterraces.blogspot.com/">My Pathetic blog, read it and feel better about your life</a></li><p>That's the top for me right there.</p>

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[El Mudo]

Just make sure you don't buy the ring in Penn Station....

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[Bulldogcakes]

If you want to get back the element of surprise, break up with her. Then call her in July and propose. <br />



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<font color=black>This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 6-8-05 @ 7:03 AM</font>

[FMJeff]

Take her to Vegas and propose to her on the deck of the Enterprise at the Hilton

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[CYYYFYYY]

<p>We wnt to Vegas and she refused to go to the Hilton with me.&nbsp;&nbsp; She said it is bad enough she has to spend time with a nerd like me she is not spending time with a group of nerds.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I am not breaking up with her only to propose.&nbsp;&nbsp; You know what happens during breaks!</p>

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[samnyc]

drop the ring in her cup of coffee ... when it comes out the other side it will be a big surprise!

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[angrymissy]

<p>We wnt to Vegas and she refused to go to the Hilton with me.&nbsp;&nbsp; She said it is bad enough she has to spend time with a nerd like me she is not spending time with a group of nerds.</p><p>Jeff would dump my ass in a second if I refused to do that.</p>

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[FMJeff]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>&nbsp;</p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>We wnt to Vegas and she refused to go to the Hilton with me.&nbsp;&nbsp; She said it is bad enough she has to spend time with a nerd like me she is not spending time with a group of nerds. <p>&nbsp;</p><p>Jeff would dump my ass in a second if I refused to do that.</p><br /><img height="100" src="http://www.ronfez.net/imagestorage/tiggy.gif" width="300" border="1" /><br />&quot;To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.&quot; [ Theodore Roosevelt ] <p>Cmon...give me SOME credit here...</p><p>like it would take that long....<br /></p>

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[Fallon]

If she knows it's coming then do it at the most normal time. If you
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[zathrus]

<p>1st. breaking up with her first is a BAD idea. too many ways for it back fire on you.</p><p>2nd. just go with what&nbsp; your heart tells you.&nbsp;</p>


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[Silly Puddy]

Get your nuts pierced, and then one night attach the engagement ring to your piercing.&nbsp; This way, when she goes down on you, she gets a special surprise.

[Death Metal Moe]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Get your nuts pierced, and then one night attach the engagement ring to your piercing.&nbsp; This way, when she goes down on you, she gets a special surprise. <br />That was a close 2nd, but not the top of the pyramid.&nbsp; Nice though.

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[terryc35]

Sneak up behind her and nail her in the back of the head with a shovel....when she comes to have the ring on her finger....

[Bulldogcakes]

<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>We
wnt to Vegas and she refused to go to the Hilton with me. She said it
is bad enough she has to spend time with a nerd like me she is not
spending time with a group of nerds.</p><p> </p><br />Are you sure she'll say yes? If not, dont do it in public. <br />



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[Snoogans]

<p><font size="0" face="verdana" color="black">The thing is she knows I am going to.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>if she knows, just give her the ring, the WHOLE thing about it is the suprise, without the suprise, just give her the ring. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>my question is, why are you waiting til mid july if you know you are goin to do it already?&nbsp;</p>

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[Bulldogcakes]

<p>I have an idea. </p><p>Next time you're in the bathroom taking a
shit, tell her you just ran out of toilet paper. When she hands you the
roll, hand her the ring. </p><p>Romantic, aint I?&nbsp;</p>


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[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>Here's an idea:</p><p>Don't turn to a messageboard for advice on how to propose.&nbsp; It's a very special moment between two people.&nbsp; You know each other, you SHOULD know what she'll like.</p><p>Jesus christ, just co-sign for her car and be done with it.</p>

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[A.J.]

<p><strong><font size="1">How should I propose</font></strong> </p><p>Audibly.</p>

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[JerryTaker]

<p><font size="0" face="verdana" color="black"><strong> How should I propose</strong></font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Modestly, like Swift.&nbsp;</p>

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[spoon]

Just make sure you two guys do it where it's legal.&nbsp; So the South is out of the question.&nbsp; What's the lucky guy's name?&nbsp;

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[DJEvelEd]

&nbsp; <p><strong>&nbsp;Next time you're in the bathroom taking a shit, tell her you just ran out of toilet paper. When she hands you the roll, hand her the ring.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </strong></p><p><strong /></p><p><strong>Then pull her head down for the inevitable Blumpkin (save some farts and good turds for when she's licking the bottom of your sack)</strong></p><strong><strong><p><strong>Better yet....place the ring on your bung like a monocle and shit a turd through it</strong><strong>.</strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong /></strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong /></strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong /></strong><strong><strong><strong><p><strong><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> ........... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <font color="#ff0000">PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS</font> <font color="#0000ff">SPONSORED BY:&quot;THE F&AElig;CES&trade;OF C&AElig;SAR&quot; BY &AElig;SOP &copy;464 B.C.</font> <img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg" border="0" /></strong></p>FLING FLING ........... SPLATT SPLATT </strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong>

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[CYYYFYYY]

My brother is geting married July 1st and I don't want to take the attention away from him hence I am waiting until July.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>Guys, lay off CYYFYYY. </p><p>He asked for an opinion. This is a serious post. </p><p>Just go with your heart. Even though she already knows, go for a romantic approach.</p><p><a href="http://gonyc.about.com/cs/valentinesday/tp/romanticrest.htm">http://gonyc.about.com/cs/valentinesday/tp/romanticrest.htm</a></p><p>That is a list of the most romantic restaurants in NYC. Good luck to you!</p>

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[CYYYFYYY]

Thank you Fuzzy.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Anyway, I do have some ideas I was just thinking I can get some additional ideas with the help of the board.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;

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[zathrus]

i agree with Fuzzy, just go with what's in your heart.<br />


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[suedeface]

Do it somewhere or way that is totaly out of character for you.&nbsp; My&nbsp;fiance loves the Yankees; I hate attention and public attention even more.&nbsp; I proposed at Yankee Stadium.&nbsp; She new it was coming but was so completely shocked that it was done&nbsp;that way.

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Try not to propose while leaving your wallet in a bar and then getting your foot run over by a car. <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v381/artemisentreri/alkey.gif" border="0" />

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[monsterone]

swallow the ring and poop on her chest; she'll be sooooooooo suprised, especially if she's not into it.

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[spoon]

Chickenhawk told me cyyyyfyyyy doesn't swallow M1.&nbsp; Sorry, but that won't work with this case.

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[Snoogans]

<p><font><font><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/forum/81/topic/45344">How should I propose</a></font></font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>put the ring around your needle dick and ask her to suck it off&nbsp;</p>

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[sr71blackbird]

Mt aunt used to tell us about how my uncle had hidden the ring inside an ice cube that he sneaked into her drink.&nbsp; I think if its a memorable way you do it, it will be something that she can always talk about. A more modern way?&nbsp; Hide it in your cheek and whan your making out, slip it into her mouth via your tongue!

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[Bulldogcakes]

<p>How bout this. </p><p>Get down on one knee and say</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><img border="0" src="http://www.jimmccrary.com/pages/page7/images/08dice.jpg" /> </p><p>&quot;I want to spend the rest of my life with you . . . . .<font size="2">SUCKING MY DICK! Ohhhh!</font>&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>sorry Fuzzy, I couldn't resist&nbsp;</p>


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<font color=black>This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 6-12-05 @ 10:07 AM</font>

[spoon]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>with your dick in one hand and ring in the other <font color="#800080"><a href="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/peanutbutter.shtml" target="blank">It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!</a> Is that the ring ding approach.&nbsp; Everyone loves ringdings.<br /></font>Is that the ring ding approach.&nbsp; Everyone loves ringdings.

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[DZGal]

<p>A women's perspective:</p><p>Whatever you do, don't break up with her--sorry, women don't find that funny and I don't think it's a good way to kick off a life of happiness and trust together, not to rain on your naked on one knee in public parade.</p><p>One of the best stories I ever heard for engagements was one where, to make it short, the bride to be was led to a candlelit path (after being escorted there after work via limo), which led to the guy waiting at a picnic table who then told her that not only did he want her to be her wife, but this is where they would also start their life together--he had bought the land they were sitting there together at to buy a house.</p><p>Now, after just shelling out the bucks for the big rock, you may not have money for land, but that's not the point.&nbsp; The point is to share more than just a ring and a wedding day but also a future--so combining an additional element of surprise that the two of you can share for the rest of your lives may be a way to put your proposal a bit over the top.</p><p>Why the rush for mid-July?&nbsp; If she knows it's coming in mid-July, why not wait until September?</p><p>One other idea, do several engagment-like activities over the next week (i.e. cook her dinner one night, take her out dancing and drinking another, walk on the beach/lake, etc.) that make her think you'll propose, and she'll be dissapointed each time, thinking that she must be wrong, then, you can finally pop the big question, and when you do some sweet romantic thing to get to that point, she'll think it's probably not happening.</p><p>hope that helps. :) good luck!</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>with your dick in one hand and ring in the other<br />
<font color="Purple"><a target="blank" href="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/peanutbutter.shtml"></a></font><font color="Purple">Or, combine the two!</font><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img width="236" height="300" border="0" src="http://www.condomshack.com/Graphics/highrez/Him/drrichardscockring.jpg" />&nbsp;</p><font color="Purple" />

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<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>How bout this. </p><p>Get down on one knee and say</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.jimmccrary.com/pages/page7/images/08dice.jpg" border="0" /> </p><p>&quot;I want to spend the rest of my life with you . . . . .<font size="2">SUCKING MY DICK! Ohhhh!</font>&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>sorry Fuzzy, I couldn't resist&nbsp;</p>Thats it!!!!&nbsp; Thats the top!!&nbsp; Even Moe would agree, what a time to drop a Dice line, classic, and I love the picture!<br />

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