Chapin

[narc]

What's Chapin doing now? Could he produce the show? (With all due respect to Johnny Poonani and Keisha). I always thought that he was really funny on the air and had chemistry with Fat baby.

[calikid]

<p>what is chapin doin? why he is sitting at his desk hoping his boss doesnt notice the smell of capt'n morgan comming from his pepsi from lunch. </p>

[narc]

You're hilarious!

[samnyc]

i really like his etudes.

[calikid]

<p>hey doods, guess what i did this past week... i actually tied the ol' knot. i got married in old town alexandria on 1-5-6 to a lovely young lady named kelly... we then flew to vegas for our honeymoon and now we are back to the grind working all the time. just a lil update. </p><p>party on</p><p>chapin</p>

[mikeyboy]

<p>Congrats, budday.&nbsp; Best wishes to you and the new wife!</p>

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[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">Congratulations!!! Any sitar music played at yer nuptual??? Best of luck!!!</font></strong></p><p><strong>Love is ever the beginning of knowledge, as fire is of light.</strong></p><font color="#000099"><font face="Arial"><font size="2"><font color="#000099"><strong>Marriage&nbsp;&nbsp;by Gregory Corso</strong></font></font></font><font size="-1"><br /><br /></font><font face="tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" color="#000099" size="1"><strong>Should I get married? Should I be Good? <br />Astound the girl next door with my velvet suit and faustaus hood? <br />Don't take her to movies but to cemeteries <br />tell all about werewolf bathtubs and forked clarinets <br />then desire her and kiss her and all the preliminaries <br />and she going just so far and I understanding why <br />not getting angry saying You must feel! It's beautiful to feel! <br />Instead take her in my arms lean against an old crooked tombstone <br />and woo her the entire night the constellations in the sky--</strong></font></font><font color="#000099"><font face="tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1"> </font><p><font face="tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1"><strong>When she introduces me to her parents <br />back straightened, hair finally combed, strangled by a tie, <br />should I sit knees together on their 3rd degree sofa <br />and not ask Where's the bathroom? <br />How else to feel other than I am, <br />often thinking Flash Gordon soap-- <br />O how terrible it must be for a young man <br />seated before a family and the family thinking <br />We never saw him before! He wants our Mary Lou! <br />After tea and homemade cookies they ask What do you do for a living? <br />Should I tell them? Would they like me then? <br />Say All right get married, we're losing a daughter <br />but we're gaining a son-- <br />And should I then ask Where's the bathroom?</strong></font></p><p><font face="tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1"><strong>O God, and the wedding! All her family and her friends <br />and only a handful of mine all scroungy and bearded <br />just waiting to get at the drinks and food-- <br />And the priest! He looking at me if I masturbated <br />asking me Do you take this woman for your lawful wedded wife? <br />And I trembling what to say say Pie Glue! <br />I kiss the bride all those corny men slapping me on the back <br />She's all yours, boy! Ha-ha-ha! <br />And in their eyes you could see some obscene honeymoon going on--</strong></font></p><p><font face="tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1"><strong>then all that absurd rice and clanky cans and shoes <br />Niagara Falls! Hordes of us! Husbands! Wives! Flowers! Chocolates! <br />All streaming into cozy hotels <br />All going to do the same thing tonight <br />The indifferent clerk he knowing what was going to happen <br />The lobby zombies they knowing what <br />The whistling elevator man he knowing <br />The winking bellboy knowing <br />Everybody knowing! I'd be almost inclined not to do anything! <br />Stay up all night! Stare that hotel clerk in the eye! <br />Screaming: I deny honeymoon! I deny honeymoon! <br />running rampant into those almost climatic suites <br />yelling Radio belly! Cat shovel! <br />O I'd live in Niagara forever! in a dark cave beneath the Falls <br />I'd sit there the Mad Honeymooner devising ways to break marriages, a scourge of bigamy a saint of divorce--</strong></font></p><p><font face="tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1"><strong>But I should get married I should be good <br />How nice it'd be to come home to her <br />and sit by the fireplace and she in the kitchen <br />aproned young and lovely wanting by baby <br />and so happy about me she burns the roast beef <br />and comes crying to me and I get up from my big papa chair <br />saying Christmas teeth! Radiant brains! Apple deaf! <br />God what a husband I'd make! Yes, I should get married! <br />So much to do! like sneaking into Mr Jones' house late at night <br />and cover his golf clubs with 1920 Norwegian books <br />Like hangi

[samnyc]

Did Fez walk you down the aisle?

[curtoid]

Congrats, Chapin!

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[samnyc]

<p>Hey Chapin, love the work you've been doing on the Hideout.&nbsp;Congrats.</p>