Worst....... Hospitals......... EVER

[HBox]

<p><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8197203/" target="_blank">Patients at two hospitals run by Duke University Health System were operated on with surgical tools washed in hydraulic fluid.</a></p><p>I
am a leader who happens to coach basketball. When they get out into the
workplace, they're armed with not just
a jump shot or a dribble. I want you armed for life. I want you to
develop as a player. I want you to develop as a student, and I want you
to develop as a human being. But most importantly, I want you to be
able to perform surgery with tools dripping with hydraulic fluid. </p><p><img width="410" height="211" border="0" src="http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/05/98/63/image_1463985.jpg" />&nbsp;</p><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8197203/" target="_blank"></a>

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[Yerdaddy]

<p>Yemen has a big polio outbreak right now and a buddy of mine, who lives in Aden, one of the most effected areas, decides he should go get his ten-year polio vaccination booster. He has to come to Sana'a and goes to one of the better hospitals, (by &quot;better&quot; I mean slightly better than visiting the &quot;Midieval Dentist.&quot; - damn I'm old). So he's chatting up the nurse-ninja and she's giving him as much play as he can identify through the multiple layers of black Hefty Bags she's wearing, and finally she gives him a small half-full bottle of liquid and says &quot;drink this.&quot; He does. Then he reads the bottle. It says: &quot;polio vaccine booster - 20 doses.&quot;</p><p>I go to the Pizza Hut here for my medical needs.</p>

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Fuck it from behind.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

So, he's good... for a while.

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[El Mudo]

I mean, c'mon....its Duke....what else would you expect?

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[DJEvelEd]

<p><strong>Deborah Hospital!</strong></p><p><strong>My Grandmother went in there for a cathetherization (usually a simple test) and they gave her a stroke! What's worse is that they didn't realize their mistake until the next day after she was slurring her words and unable to walk. I wish nothing but pain on those doctors and hope they suffer a fate worse than death. DEBORAH IS AWFUL!!!!!!!!!</strong></p><p><strong /></p><p><strong /></p><p><strong /></p><p><strong /></p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> ........... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <font color="#ff0000">PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS</font> <font color="#0000ff">SPONSORED BY:&quot;THE F&AElig;CES&trade;OF C&AElig;SAR&quot; BY &AElig;SOP &copy;464 B.C.</font> <img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg" border="0" />

<font color=black>This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 6-13-05 @ 10:47 AM</font>

[spunkee]

i heard deborah sucks too from a friend of mine that is a cardiac nurse.

[FUNKMAN]

<p>not sure about hospital but worst doctor</p><p>after a car accident in 87' i went to the hospital in Kearney(West Hudson?) forgot the name... the doctor who operated on my jaw (Dr Turk) sent his own lawyer up to my room and then got upset when i didn't go with his lawyer</p><p>he then threatened to not take the wires out of my jaw cause when they were supposed to come out(after 6 weeks)&nbsp;because he didn't get all his money from the insurance yet</p>

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