It's like I have a stalker...

[LiquidCourage]

There's this guy in my unit who won't leave me alone.  He's this Christian guy from the mid west who shouts from the rooftops his virginity, I'm the lowlife from NJ who used to sell joints of oregano to freshman.  But for some reason this guy thinks I'm the greatest thing ever.  Leave your gay jokes out, this is getting annoying.  Soon he'll be trying to convert me, I just know it.

[Snoogans]

yea convert you to the backside<br />


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GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

[Death Metal Moe]

<p><font size="1">Leave your gay jokes out</font></p><p><font size="1">There's this guy in my unit </font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But you started them.</p>

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[FUNKMAN]

<p>maybe just tell him to chill and that you respect his beliefs and he should respect yours</p>

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[Bulldogcakes]

You're so egotistical. You think everybody wants you. Get over yourself. <br />



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Do Siamese twins have to file seperate tax returns? Or do they file jointly?

[FUNKMAN]

<p><font size="1">But for some reason this guy thinks I'm the greatest thing ever</font></p><p>watch out dude, this guy is way out of his mind if he thinks that</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wacko.gif" border="0" /></p><p>kidding!</p>

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[LiquidCourage]

We've been out of work for 1 hour and he's knocked on my door 5 times and called me 3 times.&nbsp;&nbsp;

[FUNKMAN]

the only way to nip it in the bud quick is to confront him, tell him to chill, and that he is making you uncomfortable

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[Death Metal Moe]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>We've been out of work for 1 hour and he's knocked on my door 5 times and called me 3 times.&nbsp;&nbsp; Woah.&nbsp; OK, all jokes aside.&nbsp; If this is for real, you need to piss all over his car.&nbsp; That will really get him mad.&nbsp; If that doesn't work, drop mud in his mailbox.<br />

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[Death Metal Moe]

And wipe with Psalms 1 - 50.

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[CYYYFYYY]

You want him out of your life.&nbsp; Tell him he is cute and you would like to go out with him.

Everyone Loves CYYYFYYY
I am just a Simple jewish Boy
from the Lower east Side
I am the CYYYFYYY

[Death Metal Moe]

If he says yes, welcome to Queersville.&nbsp; Population, you and this guy.

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