New Underwear

[sr71blackbird]

When you open a brand new pack of underwear, do you wash them before you wear them the first time, or do you just throw them on and go?  I am of the latter mindset.

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[Death Metal Moe]

I wash them.&nbsp; At least with the boxers I wear, if you throw them on out of the package, you'll have fuzz balls all over your junk and in your crack by the end of the day.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I wash them. It creeps me out thinking my drawers were inspected by #4.

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"I prefer to listen to Cheap Trick."
-Homer Simpson

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>On a seperate note, the propane tanks my job sells have inspection stickers on them.&nbsp; I only trust the ones that actually say &quot;Inspected by Jesus&quot; on them.&nbsp; I mean if I can't trust him who can I trust?</p>

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[Hottub]

<p>I throw them bad-boys right on!! What could be cleaner than new.</p><p>And as for inspector 4...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I FUCKED HER!&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; OOOHHH!!!</p>

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[JesterOfSadness]

<p>I put them right on.</p><p>And its always nice to bless them by ripping ass</p>

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[JPMNICK]

i was everything before I wear it, especially underwear and tshirts.

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[FUNKMAN]

<p>i put them on... it's the only time they'll be at their cleanest</p><p>i like to leave the inspection tag in, it tickles my sack</p>

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[Death Metal Moe]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>I put them right on.</p><p>And its always nice to bless them by ripping ass</p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/Jesterofsadness/crowsig2.jpg" border="0" /> </p><p>No Longer Is the Sadness Apart of Me</p><p>HAHA!&nbsp; Nice.&nbsp; Ripping ass is looked upon as a holy act. </p><p><br /><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/njdmmoe/DMCB.jpg" border="0" /> </p><p><a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a></p>

<font color=black>This message was edited by Death Metal Moe on 6-15-05 @ 9:41 PM</font>

[PhishHead]

i wash them...I use to work at a clothing store, and we had many people
take boxers, boxer briefs, tighy whities to the dressing room and try
them on and package them back up.&nbsp; Very very disgusting<br />


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[ADF]

You're all slaves to the giant underwear corporation conspiracy.&nbsp; Free yourselves and go commando!<br />


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[PapaBear]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>You're all slaves to the giant underwear corporation conspiracy.&nbsp; Free yourselves and go commando!<br /><a href="http://somesuch.org/" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.somesuch.org/sigpics/adf2.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><br />And that's the end of my show.. donk.But do you wash yourself when you go commando?<br />

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>Phishhead is the only one who doesn't disgust me.</p><p>And he's a dirty hippy!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Edit: And Moe. He's just a hippy hater.</p><img src="http://home.comcast.net/~stan_ferguson/alicesig.jpg" border="0" /> &quot;We sound just like Cheap Trick only the guitars are louder,&quot; - Kurt Cobain &quot;I prefer to listen to Cheap Trick.&quot; -Homer Simpson

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[FUNKMAN]

how many people wash their new toothbrush before they put it in their mouth?

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[torker]

Isn't it underwears?

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p><font size="1">how many people wash their new toothbrush before they put it in their mouth?</font></p><p>I douse it in Listerine.</p>

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"We sound just like Cheap Trick only the guitars are louder,"
- Kurt Cobain

"I prefer to listen to Cheap Trick."
-Homer Simpson

[FUNKMAN]

<p>I douse it in Listerine</p><p>you're the cleanest girl i know</p>

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>I'll put that in my future Match.com profile.</p>

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[PapaBear]

I douse my underwear in listerine daily. It's quite refreshing!

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[FUNKMAN]

i powerwash my privates... saves me from shaving

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[sr71blackbird]

<p><font size="1">Isn't it underwears? </font></p><p>Only if your black.</p>

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[PhishHead]

<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>how many people wash their new toothbrush before they put it in their mouth?&nbsp;Yea i wash it, i will pour listerine over it, and then soak it in boiling water.&nbsp; <br />


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[LordJezo]

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has on the day I shop is the deciding factor on if I was or not.&nbsp; If a ton of other girls are grabbing at
stuff and running their hands and arms over everything then I&rsquo;ll toss it in the
machine.&nbsp; If it&rsquo;s something off the rack
where not a lot of people are around I&rsquo;ll most likely just put them on and hang
out in the apartment with nothing but them on trying to get them broken in
good.</span>

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[walking joint]

<p>put the boxers right on</p><p>a little rinse and the toothbrush is good to go.</p><p>how about washing your feet in the shower?&nbsp; i just assume there is enough soap and water lying in the tub to clean those suckers off.&nbsp; and if you say its dirty water i'm standing in at that point, do you not put your feet back down in the shower after washing them.</p>

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[JPMNICK]

the people who just wear the underwear are prolly the same filthy bastards that do not use a washcloth in the shower

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[walking joint]

<p><font size="1">the people who just wear the underwear are prolly the same filthy bastards that do not use a washcloth in the shower </font></p><p>GUILTY...and i guess filthy</p>

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[FUNKMAN]

<p>i put the underwear right on but you would never catch me in the shower without a washcloth</p><p>or my rubber ducky</p><p>how many people wash the preperation h suppository before insert?</p>

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[TheMojoPin]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>put the boxers right on</p><p>a little rinse and the toothbrush is good to go.</p><p>how about washing your feet in the shower?&nbsp; i just assume there is enough soap and water lying in the tub to clean those suckers off.&nbsp; and if you say its dirty water i'm standing in at that point, do you not put your feet back down in the shower after washing them.</p><img src="http://hometown.aol.com/satelitecam/images/sig_wk.jpg" border="0" /> thanks for the sig SatCam...and thanks for bringing it back Furie If you're standing IN water while taking a shower, I'd actually suggest you get something to clean out those nasty-ass hairballs clogging your drain before you do anything else.<br />

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[SatCam]

Yes, I always clean the water before taking a shower

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[badorties]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>at the barber, do ask for a fresh razor or do have faith in barbacide's sterilizing powers ...?</p>

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[Gvac]

Only the most depraved of human beings would wear underwear without first cleaning them.

Shame on you all.

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[FUNKMAN]

<p><font size="1">Only the most depraved of human beings would wear underwear without first cleaning them</font></p><p>like you never went down on a girl after she 's taken a piss or had a little bit of the funk?</p>

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[JPMNICK]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>&nbsp;</p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font size="1">Only the most depraved of human beings would wear underwear without first cleaning them</font> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>like you never went down on a girl after she 's taken a piss or had a little bit of the funk?</p><br />Thats the only time i do it

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[PapaBear]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>the people who just wear the underwear are prolly the same filthy bastards that do not use a washcloth in the shower <img src="http://home.comcast.net/~nickcontardo/rfnetjp.jpg" border="0" /> Thanks to Reef for my sig. You rock <p><br />I use one of these...</p><p><img height="203" src="http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/148764/2/Bath_Scrubbies_and_Terry_Towel.jpg" width="270" border="0" /></p><p>The trick is finding one that isn't all &quot;gay looking&quot;. I go for black, dark blue, or forrest green. Never get white, because you can never find the string to hang it back up.</p>

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>Most gay thread ever.</p><p>Whoever scrubs with a &quot;scrubbie&quot; sponge-thingy wants to sleep with Stewart Copeland, Peter Murphy, and Duff McKagen.<br /></p>

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[SatCam]

I switched from those&nbsp;poofy things to washcloths after reading the washcloth thread.

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