Leonardo DiCaprio's face slashed...!

[curtoid]

<p>From Studio Briefing...
Hollywood heart-throb Leonardo DiCaprio was rushed to a Los Angeles
hospital after a madwoman slashed his face with a broken beer bottle.
The Gangs Of New York superstar needed urgent treatment and 12 stitches
to his celebrated features after the horrific attack, which occurred as
the actor was leaving producer Rick Salomon's party at 4am on Friday.
And DiCaprio narrowly dodged an early death, as the bottle-wielding
maniac nearly tore through a vital artery near his ear. </p><p>Actor
Jonah Blechman, who was at the scene, told a friend, &quot;Leo's been
attacked. She smashed his face in and we rushed to help.&quot; DiCaprio's
publicist Ken Sunshine says of the crazed attacker, &quot;(She had) been
repeatedly asked to leave the property. She was reportedly looking for
an ex-boyfriend, who she'd apparently physically assaulted on prior
occasions. Law enforcement authorities have now begun a criminal
investigation into the matter.&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;**********</p>

[Tall_James]

Was it Shannon Doherty?

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[DJEvelEd]

<p><img height="183" src="http://www.pugbus.net/artman/uploads/leo.jpg" width="140" border="0" />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img height="118" src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:iRlw3i1TOqQJ:www.leonardodicaprio.com/leonardo/galleries/images/ontheset/maniron/mask_fitting.jpg" width="106" border="0" /></p><p>Hey Leo! Put your Goddam mask back on!!!</p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> ........... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <font color="#ff0000">PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS</font> <font color="#0000ff">SPONSORED BY:&quot;THE F&AElig;CES&trade;OF C&AElig;SAR&quot; BY &AElig;SOP &copy;464 B.C.</font> <img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg" border="0" />

<font color=black>This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 6-20-05 @ 12:15 PM</font>

[Death Metal Moe]

Scars are cool.&nbsp; Chicks dig scars.

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[Yerdaddy]

<p>His career will be fine. He's still got all&nbsp;that talent. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>[::titter::]</p>

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Fuck it from behind.

[ChickenHawk]

Well, thing is... this really won't affect his career at all. Luckily for him, it's near his ear, and next to his eye. When it's all said and done, he's just gonna have a cool-looking scar near his eye... and like Moe said, chicks dig cool-looking scars. And after make-up and lighting, it won't even be visible in his movies.

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[Iamnotatool]

He's so dreamy

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[ChildofFez]

<p>quote:</p><p><font size="1">Scars are cool.&nbsp; Chicks dig scars. </font></p><p><font size="1">yeah cuz that what leo really needs, is more things for chicks to dig him. </font></p>

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[fezident]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>EDIT: I went for the Iron Mask joke.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I suck.</p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/tucker71/fezident.jpg" border="0" /> &quot;WHATEVER YOU DO....DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS!!&quot;

<font color=black>This message was edited by fezident on 6-20-05 @ 3:16 PM</font>

[Tall_James]

<p><img height="183" src="http://www.pugbus.net/artman/uploads/leo.jpg" width="140" border="0" /></p><p>(sings)Show me that smile again.....&quot;</p>

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[A.J.]

He's strong.&nbsp; He bounced back from that plane crash in <em>The Aviator</em> just fine.

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[PapaBear]

I've been trying to contact my 1st ex wife to find out what she has against Leonardo, but no luck yet.

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