Better Dinner Guest?

[Shaka]

Who would be a better dinner guest, Ron or Fez?

[SLCRagu]

<p>Keisha, because she's not annoying and she would'nt eat much, or
break any chairs.........&nbsp;&nbsp; and I would'nt want to punch her
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[FUNKMAN]

<p>Ron - he's a Goodfella</p><p>Fez is cool too... tough choice</p>

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[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Its so hard to choose.&nbsp; I'd need both of them over to casa de DEATH.&nbsp; I'd totally grill them some red peppers, steaks and corn, then have some board peeps over and just have a good time.</p><p>Only problem is, I know in the real world, I'd have nothing in common with Ron or Fez, so I wouldn't torture them by asking them to come over for dinner.&nbsp; </p><p>Also, I'd feel really weird if they came over and they thought I expected them to be &quot;ON&quot; the whole time, you know?&nbsp; Cracking jokes and entertaining me.&nbsp; I'd hope they would just relax and eat my grilled goods.</p>

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[ADF]

Although he is my nemesis, I'd pick Fez.&nbsp; He'd feel compelled to
make conversation and be a good host.&nbsp; Ron would just hang out and
do whatever.&nbsp; I have been craving cigars of late, though.&nbsp; I
hope there's nothing Freudian in that.<br />


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[Usernametaken]

you better make sure fez likes&nbsp;<strong>Chicken</strong> <strong>Fingers</strong>&nbsp;&nbsp; if your having dinner with him&nbsp; <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" /><br />

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>You better wear fucking undies if you have Fez over.</p>

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[PapaBear]

I think the more intriguing question would be, &quot;If Ron asked you to kill Fez, or vice versa, would you do it?&quot;

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>I say both.</p><p>Fez and Al Dukes were at my wedding. They were perfect gentlemen.</p>

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[FUNKMAN]

<p>no matter which one you choose just make sure there is plenty of food. i'm sure Ron can put it away but Fez will probably eat you under the table...</p>

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[curtoid]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>Only problem is, I know in the real world, I'd have nothing in common with Ron or Fez, so I wouldn't torture them by asking them to come over for dinner.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>That reminds me of the stories Fez and J. Dubs used to tell of Dubs &amp; Dubs' girlfriend going over the Fez's place to watch football and have dinner, and supposedly at some point it got very awkward for all of them. Fez &amp; Dubs really got along at work, and both seemed to have things in common (ie: football, radio, drinking), but when they found themselves in that situation they suddenly had nothing to talk about.</p><p>I feel I have stuff in common with both of them, and I'd like to think I could have have conversations with either of them w/out ever talking about the radio, but ya never know.<br /></p>

[narc]

Two questions:
1. What is the whole story with ADF and chicken fingers?
2. When Fez and Al Dukes came to your wedding, ALice, did they come "together?"

[sleazytiki]

If I'm making pasta I'd call Fez.&nbsp; If I was cookin up an 8-ball I'd call Ron

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[East Side Dave]

They both have their attributes. If you're choking on steak Mr. W can give the Heimlich Maneuver like nobody's business while Mr. B can instantly neck-slap the meat out of you.......I vote &quot;both.&quot;

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[Iamnotatool]

I disqualify myself cause I done 'em both

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[Leadbottom]

Billy Staples. He would be too coked up to eat, more for us!

[JohnnyCash]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Fez and Al Dukes were at my wedding. They were perfect gentlemen.</p><img src="http://home.comcast.net/~stan_ferguson/alicesig.jpg" border="0" /> Did Al give you $35 and make you a cd of his favorite songs?<br />

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[Papi]

I buy for Fezzy, hes funny and like to eat like me!

Papi, he love you!