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radio-maven
06-24-2005, 09:55 PM
<p>Blowjob, Heckler whatever you call yourself you suck. Dogs are mans best friend and if I had the chance I would tie you down and cover you body with dog food and then let my two dogs eat your sorry ass.I bet you have no friends. Jerk</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Shaka
06-24-2005, 10:50 PM
That's a big meal for two dogs. His body could feed Africa.

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
06-24-2005, 10:58 PM
<p>Relax, it was just his opinion.</p><p>As a former dog owner, I don't agree with his statements. But I respect his right to say it.</p><p>And dogs have souls.</p>

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ChickenHawk
06-24-2005, 11:25 PM
Should I call the police?

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Snoogans
06-25-2005, 02:25 AM
<p>this reminds me of a day at work i had. This guy Gary was a huge Dog
lover, fed the dog food, walked him himself, would drive him around.
basically he treated the dog like it was his kid. One day this guy
Eddie is standing there sayin shit like &quot;I just leave my dog in his
house outside, i just lay his food out and he runs around the yard
himself. So gary go all pissed of and started sayin shit, so Ed goes
its just a dog, no one gives a shit, for all i care, just let it run away.</p><p>Gary
flips out so bad, he actually had a panic attack and left the room.
Right as he leaves the room, Eddie turns back to the group, looks up
and says &quot;I dont even have a dog&quot; </p>

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Bulldogcakes
06-25-2005, 03:38 AM
What did Heckler say? <br />



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Tall_James
06-25-2005, 04:48 AM
He said if you get a dog the terrorists win.

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Tall_James
06-25-2005, 04:49 AM
...and that the only good dog is a hot dog.

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Tall_James
06-25-2005, 04:52 AM
<p>I would tie you down and cover you body with dog food and then...eat your sorry ass.</p><p>How much is it to have you do that?</p>

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johnnyneill
06-25-2005, 05:17 AM
<p>Quinn:</p><p><img width="320" height="240" border="0" src="http://img199.echo.cx/img199/6277/quinn6tf.jpg" alt="Quinn" title="Quinn" /></p><p>Malachy:</p><p><img width="320" height="240" border="0" src="http://img199.echo.cx/img199/3326/malachy9ha.jpg" alt="Malachy" title="Malachy" />&nbsp;</p><p><br />
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06-25-2005, 05:57 AM
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fluffernutter
06-25-2005, 06:52 AM
<p>Dogs are fine as long as you don't play dress up with them. That
pretty much goes for any animal. Something about the whole thing and
then even taking pictures of it to show family and being like &quot;Oh, how
cute!&quot; just really unnerves me. Hey, I love animals and my own pets but
would never give the thought of dressing them up. Kind of embarrassing
for the animal, don't you thinks?</p><p>Dicks.&nbsp;</p>

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East Side Dave
06-25-2005, 06:55 AM
Sometimes I put a little yellow hat on&nbsp;my dog and I call him Dog Tracy, crime-fighter.&nbsp;

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johnnyneill
06-25-2005, 07:35 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>Dogs are fine as long as you don't play dress up with them.<br />
</p><a target="blank" href="http://fluffyplanet.blogspot.com/"></a><br />My ex used to buy sweaters for the beagle. <p>&nbsp;</p><p>NY winters are cold, but not cold enough for me to walk a sweater clad dog.<br />
</p><p>Thankfully, they used the 'good' salt on the pavements in my neighbourhood. </p><p>I wouldn't walk a shoe wearing dog either.<br />
</p>

johnnyneill
06-25-2005, 07:39 AM
<p>edit: </p><p>sidewalks, neighborhood<br />
</p>

mikeyboy
06-25-2005, 08:05 AM
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johnnyneill
06-25-2005, 08:21 AM
<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>There is an actual &quot;edit&quot; feature. <img width="37" height="23" border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/edit.gif" /></p><font color="black" /><br />I deliberately left the original post unedited.<br />

mikeyboy
06-25-2005, 08:25 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>There is an actual &quot;edit&quot; feature. <img height="23" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/edit.gif" width="37" border="0" /></p><font color="#000000"><br />I deliberately left the original post unedited.<br /><br />Uh...well that makes sense.&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/huh.gif" border="0" /></font><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=mikeyboy" border="0" /><br /><a href="http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm" target="blank">Ron &amp; Fez Show Log</a>; Daily News Scratch N' Match is the Devil<br /><a href="http://www.radiobbq.net/" target="blank">The Music Mikey Likes Show on RadioBBQ, weekdays 11:00 am - 1:00 pm</a><br />Now with new <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/mediastorage/mikey/mikeyshowtheme.mp3" target="blank">theme song</a> by BoBoGolem

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johnnyneill
06-25-2005, 08:31 AM
<p>Thanks Mikey.</p><p>The initial post was in English. </p><p>The edit was to save any inquiries as to why I wrote pavement and added a 'u' in neighborhood.</p><p>No sarcasm here.</p><p>No offence intended.</p>

WhistlePig
06-25-2005, 09:41 AM
<font face="Verdana" style="font-size:9px;">quote:<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><p>Thanks Mikey.</p><p>The initial post was in English. </p><p>The edit was to save any inquiries as to why I wrote pavement and added a 'u' in neighborhood.</p><p>No sarcasm here.</p><p>No offence intended.</p><hr color="cococo" align="left"><br>

edit: questions, offense

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ChickenHawk
06-25-2005, 10:28 AM
WhistlePig beat me to the finish line.

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East Side Dave
06-25-2005, 12:18 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>Thanks Mikey.</p><p>The initial post was in English. </p><p>The edit was to save any inquiries as to why I wrote pavement and added a 'u' in neighborhood.</p><p>No sarcasm here.</p><p>No offence intended.</p><br />Johnny is just explaining the different vernacular used by the peoples of Great Britain. By &quot;pavement,&quot; he means sidewalk. By &quot;neighbourhood,&quot; he means neighborhood. By &quot;chuggle,&quot; he means drink. By &quot;chicken-hat&quot; he means fork. By plupwagon he means.....well....a plupwagon.....ain't no need to translate that.....

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Death Metal Moe
06-25-2005, 07:20 PM
<p>I can't decide if the best line in this thread is:</p><p><font size="1">Sometimes I put a little yellow hat on&nbsp;my dog and I call him Dog Tracy, crime-fighter.&nbsp; </font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>or</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="1">That's a big meal for two dogs. His body could feed Africa. </font></p>

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Bama
06-26-2005, 03:11 AM
Is this gonna make the file library? I hate dogs too. <br />


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TheRealEddie
06-26-2005, 07:06 AM
<p>The blowhard segments suck. Heckler is a nice guy but his rants are weak. He contradicts himself and doesnt have any compelling arguments. </p><p>Take the dog segment for example, the man rants about dogs and then we discover he's never had one. That&nbsp;took a lot of heat out of his opinions.</p><p>I do believe he's right about dogs not having souls, in fact neither do people.</p>


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Shaka
06-26-2005, 09:09 AM
<p>I disagree. I hate dogs and I never had one. That's not a contradiction.</p><p>And Blowhard said he didn't like people treating dogs like humans, right? I totally agree there.Blowhard is not a radio pro but he is interesting, and the guy has personality.</p>

Death Metal Moe
06-26-2005, 09:11 AM
Listen, Heckler is your fucking daddy, so stop denying him.&nbsp; But I want to hear what he said about dogs so I can either agree or disagree.&nbsp; Yes, the file library would be nice if someone could put it up.

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Papi
06-27-2005, 02:07 PM
He good people

Papi, he love you!

Death Metal Moe
06-27-2005, 02:21 PM
<p>OK, Fuzzybutt filled me in on what was said.&nbsp; I'd still appreciate a File Library addition, but I'll work on what she told me and what I've read.</p><p>Dogs are our companions, so it's no wonder people start to pamper them, treat them like people and spoil the shit out of them.&nbsp; I agree that sometimes they are OVERLY spoiled, but it's none of my business, I just state opinions.&nbsp; </p><p>As for the soul, I am at a loss on this one.&nbsp; The romatic in me wants believe we have a soul and our pets do too, but there's the athiest in me that keeps shooting it down.&nbsp; I'll leave that to others to decide.</p><p>And anyway, all this is just Heckler's opinion.&nbsp; If you don't agree with it, deal.&nbsp; Discuss it here, but don't let it ruin your day, or make you threaten to have your fucking dogs eat him.&nbsp; That's gay.</p>

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FUNKMAN
06-27-2005, 02:35 PM
<p>i was driving and saw a sticker on the back of a vehicle that said &quot;Caution Show Dogs On Board&quot;</p><p>kind've bugs you a little bit... like they're more important than the humans actually driving the vehicle or the average 'no show dog'...&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; can't people realize that a sticker like that serves no good purpose at all</p>

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